Whose is this?

Whose Baby Is This?

Ya know. I LOVE babies. Them so cute. Just by default since they’re so little. But sometimes, babies look less cuddly and more… how can I say this? Ah yes… unfortunate. I don’t like to use the word “ugly” because its ugly. I prefer less harsh descriptors. Like cutely challenged. Or facially unpleasant. However, the site Ugly Babies R Us does not shy away from it. This one, for example is actually cute but…

Ugly baby

He's been here before. Yes. Let's go with that. Shoutout to UglyBabiesRUs.tumblr.com for this pic.

Who made him mad? Why is he side-eyeing life in general? Is he judging us all? Just why is he so ornery?

I just… iCan’t even deal. I can’t be roasting folks babies too murch though. I don’t want Future Mini Luvvies to be looking like Quasimodo’s spawns. Plus, I’m still trying to get into them Golden Gates of Glory one day. I’ont wan’t St. Pete to just quit me allaway and take my name off his VIP list of Life. No ma’am.

But he’s a little cute though. Ain’t he? *bites nails*

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  1. July 19, 2010 at 8:09 am


  2. July 19, 2010 at 9:28 am

    lol..Oh gosh..now I’m gonna have dreams..:-\

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm

      May the unicorn of dreams protect you.

  3. emti
    July 19, 2010 at 9:47 am

    this is what my mother would call “a difficult beauty”

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:46 pm

      LMAO!!! “difficult beauty” must be adopted into my lexicon. Tell ur mama I said “thanks!”

      • emti
        July 20, 2010 at 6:50 am

        lol i shall

  4. Caspercutie
    July 19, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Sorry, it looks like the lizard baby from the original V. But a cute lizard baby.

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm

      LOLLLLL!!! OH NOOO!!! Not a lizard ba… I just… iCANT! I oughta delete ur comment before St. Pete sees it.

  5. Lite Bread
    July 19, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Yer Most Embarrisin’ Me Awesomelynessis,
    That ain’t no baby, OK?!

    Where you get my Office Security badge picture from?

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm

      HA! Litey, I stole it from your boss’ office.

  6. July 19, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    That baby is mad cuz he just got born, looked around this mess of a world and wished he was still in the safety of his mama’s loving womb. He’s thinking “I ain’t sign up for this sh*t!!”

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      He’s like “ya know what? Put me back.”

  7. SanTara
    July 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    this baby looks like its been awake the whole 9 months i pray the bags under the eyes get unpacked by rest

    • July 29, 2010 at 1:53 am

      iQuit u SanTara. LMAO!!!

  8. misha
    July 19, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    my baby took a mean picture like that….apparently they woke her up from a perfectly good nap to snap the picture. So there she is, 1 day old, fists up and giving the entire nursery staff the side eye from hell…lol

    some day if I can get that picture from her, I will post it.

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm

      YESSSSS!!! The fists up? This sounds like an awesome baby!

  9. July 19, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    I don’t want biological children, thus I don’t have to fear kharma’s bitch slap in this category, right? That is one ugly baby! Ohhhhhh man!

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      He ain’t ugly. His DNA makeup is just awkward. Yes… let’s go with that.

  10. July 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    That baby is going to come find you and kick your arse.

    • July 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      LAWD! He looks like he could fight too. *runs away*

  11. July 20, 2010 at 1:41 am

    Do Beverly Hills plastic surgeons have an age minimum? Does this po’ child have to go to Brazil?

    I don’t blame the baby. Maybe he had a difficult delivery from a hostile vagina. That’s prolly what caused that red mess around his eyes. Paris Hilton didn’t have a baby, did she?

  12. July 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    Is this the baby that was in the movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?

    • July 21, 2010 at 2:46 pm

      *dead* OH NOOOO!!! LMAOOOO!

    • July 28, 2011 at 2:38 am

      OMG whyyyyyy was I thinking the same thing?!?!!?

  13. July 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    It’s Smeagol’s baby picture. “My precious….”

    • July 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm

      iQuit u. Please pack ur ish and go. Kthxbai.

    • July 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm

      *tumbles outta chair* WTF?!?

  14. July 23, 2010 at 1:09 am

    Wow this is some foolery here! I think this image was photoshopped! Looks suspect!

    • July 29, 2010 at 1:54 am

      I really don’t think this was photoshopped. Even if it was, that baby’s expression wasn’t ‘shopped. Wishful thinking.

  15. July 28, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Yea. . . no. . . he’s not even a little cute. He’s a tad scary looking actually. But umm. . . uhh. . . maybe he’ll grow into his looks *says a prayers*

    • July 29, 2010 at 1:55 am

      Damb. Not even a little cute? Well womp!

  16. Uh?
    July 30, 2010 at 2:06 am

    I don’t think he’s ugly. He just looks like a newborn. I’d have to see him at around 6 weeks. His eyes are gorgeous though.

    and no shade, but judging by that pic of you at 3 months, you weren’t exactly cute. Then talking about you don’t want your kids to be ugly? lol girl, bye.

    • July 30, 2010 at 2:52 am

      Chile go saddown somewhere. If u mad bout it, go cry 2 tears in a bucket. I see you, Reston VA.

  17. JAYE
    August 2, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    My mama said I can’t call “ugly” babies ugly, so i’ll call him… the devil

    • August 3, 2010 at 12:22 am

      LMAO!!!! OMG I cackled LOUDLY! Turrble!

  18. August 11, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    I think he’s upset about his past life. He looks slightly wise and resolved. Awesome.

    • August 11, 2010 at 10:33 pm

      *falls out* at “slightly wise and resolved.” I’m just gonna lay here for a few moments.

  19. August 13, 2010 at 2:35 am

    If you could only see my reaction to reading these replies, tears, convulsions, laughing’ so hard my stomach hurts! I can’t! It is 3:32am! I am innocently catching up on my blog subscriptions. I am going to hell in a hand basket for even laughing at this fuckery. The only beautiful about this child is his eye color and the fact that he ain’t mine… wait it is a he… isn’t it? O_O

  20. March 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    lol… I am not saying ugly , but damn he is super feo, hahah

  21. BrandNew
    March 13, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    I read the title, looked at the pic and fell off the chair laughing!! lol lol you crack me up!! I swear I can always come here for a good laugh.

    “Who made him mad? Why is he side-eyeing life in general? Is he judging us all? Just why is he so ornery?” <— I just about died LOL LOL!!

    • March 13, 2012 at 9:56 pm

      LOL I’m just saying

  22. K.Bookworm
    March 13, 2013 at 7:31 am

    See? This is what happens when you execute serial killers. They can’t get into heaven and Satan said they ain’t runnin up in his spot taking ish over. So they are reincarnated as angry redneck babies with sociopathic tendencies.

  23. May 13, 2013 at 7:21 am

    He does look a tad bit like he is suspicios of everyone

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  25. October 31, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Is it just me or does that little fella look like a mini-Cyrus Beene?

  26. Mo
    November 13, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    Y’all don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no babies. That child ain’t too long out the birth canal. He still has iodine on his eyes and face.

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  28. no name
    April 17, 2014 at 8:28 am

    wow..he’s not ugly, no body is!

  29. Z
    April 28, 2014 at 6:29 am

    There are some questionable babies on that site. But I don’t think this little guy is ugly. He was fresh out the womb.

  30. February 20, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    As I’m just now seeing this, I stopped, stared and then looked pass his fleshly face and this thought came to mind: There are no ugly babies, only ugly ppl who shouldn’t breed! Now, that’s not the case with all flesh-faced babies. As the parent of one daughter (30 something now), she was so “you-ga-lee”(southern for ugly), my kin folks called her ET for the first 4weeks of her life. Hahaha She’s a model now and a awesome makeup artist (beat it family, say whatttt?)! The moral to this story is don’t count the lil fella out yet! Let’s wait till he’s around 13 (pass the rabbit teeth stage)!