Doing the Dougie Can Be Dangerous
This whole week has been an abundance in ratchetness. Online and offline. Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM). Anywho, folks have been tryna murk my soul, sending me a bunch of foolishness they’ve found on YouTube. Well, someone sent me this video below and I realized I first saw it on Miss Jia’s site a coupla weeks back. And it is no less hilarious as it was then. I watched it 10 more times.
And yes, you can laugh. He survived without being hurt much.
AND BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls all the way out* This dude did the dougie in the streets and got hit by an Ice Cream truck. There’s so many things wrong with this.
First of all, the dude holding the camera needs not pull it so close to his face when his teeth need ultimate braces. Sir, please give us three feet. Thanks.
Then, the Dougieing fool. Somebody must have JUST taught him how to dougie, because homeboy is EAGER to show off them new moves of his. So eager that he wanted to take it to the streets. Literally. It is BROAD DAYLIGHT. Dude steps off the sidewalk, nods his head and walks backwards into the streets. Allow me to be Inspector Obvious when I say so this is a CONSCIOUS effort to dance in the middle of the streets at high noon!
Multiple cars pass by to serve as some sort of warning to this dude that the street he is currently dougieing on is fully functional. But no. No. This idiot does not take heed. Next thing,
*puts arm out*
Sir, what was the arm out gonna do? I just… HERE is where I fell out. That ice cream truck hit him so PROPER!!! And the dummy holding the camera talmbout “Oh sh*t.” NO sh*t! You watched the dummy go play in traffic. You ain’t say nothing before, so you’re an accessory to the dummy for aiding and abeding the complete foolishness. <– my lawyer friends will be proud of what I did there.
The power of the dougie may be strong, but it cannot protect you from moving vehicles. People, take heed. .
Moral of the Story: Well there are many.
* Doing the dougie can be dangerous
* Friends don’t let friends do the dougie (or any other dance) in the streets (especially not in broad daylight)
* If he had a Sassy Gay Friend, this could have been avoided. Everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend to tell them “Look at your life! Look at your choices!”