Whose Misguided Mama is This?
So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm…
Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I fainted.
This is why some folks need to be given some type of common sense assessment before being allowed to procreate. This woman has dressed her little innocent princess in hot pink lingerie, complete with her baby Buddha belly out and FISHNETS!!! Where does one get fishnet stockings for babies? I don’t even wanna know. That’s information I’ll never use.
The baby looks like she hasn’t even turned one yet, but they’re already putting her on a pole. This CANNOT be life! I can’t even blame that little innocent one. It’s not her fault that the tourguide God gave her has about as much sense as a prophylactic with a hole in it. Poor little munchkin. They’re not even tryna make sure she has goals when she grows up. FOR SHAME!!!
This is just… iCAN’T. And iWon’t. Goodbye.