Willow Whipped Her Hair and Wigs Were Wrenched
See what I did there? Alliteration accomplished appropriately is always awesome. I DID IT AGAIN!!! Oh self, you’re so witty sometimes. *smize*
Anyway, to the issue at hand. Unless you’ve been living under a rock for these past 2 days, then you’ve already heard Willow Smith‘s “Whip My Hair.” If you haven’t check out the official Willow Smith site for it.
THAT. SONG. BEATS. It goes all the way hard (beat-wise anyway). And the lyrics are catchy. Plus it’s age-appropriate. In true SMITH fashion, she’s not cursing, which I appreciate. I ain’t even gon make no qualms about it.
Willow is on the scene. She’s coming for Rihanna, Ciara and Keri Hilson’s wigs. Like for realsies. Yes i realize nepotism got her an advantage but I’ont much gibbadamb. Her voice is already more pleasant than Rihanna’s. If she can dance too, Ciara better put in some more hours and get an extra choreographer. And she’s already got more charisma than Keri Hilson so it’s like welp. I’m scared of you, Willow. For GOOD reason too. I aint mad at Willow #doe. She made the world collectively whip its hair.
Yesterday, we found out that Willow is now part of JayZ’s RocNation family. WELL DAMB! I mean I’m not surprised at all but talk about a quick turnaround. JayZ wasn’t playing no bald-headed games. Tgdgdjtgd Marie been singing at WalMart for yrs. She even snuck one album on the shelf but ain’t nobody try to put her on. How does she feel? *shrugs*
Besides, it is the Smiths’ whole life purpose is to rule the world, and they won’t stop until they do. That whole family wakes up and pisses excellence, awesome, phoenix feathers and unicorn tears. Why must the Smiths SLAY hoes so easily and completely? How dope are they? Let me count the ways:
* Will runs the Hollywood Box Office. Not BLACK Hollywood, but Hollywood in general.
* Jada has her own TV show and runs thangs in general
* Jaden SLAYED box offices with his FIRST movie. He is clearly being groomed by Will. The boy is GIFTED. And now Willow.
Chile… If I could just touch the hem of their garments. I bet it’s made of silk, gold fabric and favor. *church scoots* Won’t they adopt me?
Betcha’ll Willow Smith gon drop her album and it’ll go gold at least (while Kelis’ album went floppy disk. Womp womp). But I’ve heard that some folks are hating on Willow. Listen. Don’t fight the Smiths. Just submit to their power. I’m all for her getting a record deal. Justin Bieber and his swoop hair got superstar status. I see no problem with Willow being big. Let that girl have a concert. My grown self will be in Row 1 whipping my hair back & forth. My locs aren’t long enough yet for proper whippage though, so I may have to get backup.
But yeah, I’m Team Willow ALLAWAY. Am I the only one? Whatcha’ll think of the song?