The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish
My boy Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my foolery dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. And below is our conversation that ensued as we watched.
Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles
Crownie: *dead* iCANNOT. iWILLNOT
Luvvie: I think He callin me home after this. hahahahahahahahaha iShant.
Crownie: okay?!?! he said…. “no mo nuts of grapes” *goes on to Glory*
Luvvie: Flat. lined. “no mo’ chicken and po’k chops.” aint we talmbout breakfast??? The hell are you eating pork chops for breakfast for?
Crownie: ;lsdf;lkjs;lgjfd RIGHT! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUGAR AND RIIIICEEEE LMAOOOOO
Luvvie: hahahahaha *convulses* iCant with your people. I just cannot!
Crownie: them is YO folks! don’t you put that evil on me!
Luvvie: hell naw they not! hahahaha and they actually REHEARSED this song and was like “YES. this is THA JOINT!”
Crownie: RIGHT. that poor woman in the RED… she is soooo insignificant. sooo irrelevant. LMAOOOOOOOO lawd jesus WHY? this belongs on a local access channel
Luvvie: she looks like she’s thinking “this is some bullshit”
Crownie: not on somebody’s NEWS. deadddd she prolly whooped his ASS once this aired and she saw that she looked like a buffoon. just IGNANT
Luvvie: lady in red: “this is what i get for tryna pay sister o’dell back. public embarassment”
Luvvie: she is like “who gon head ursher section 43 now? my church career is in shambles! who gon get my white gloves?”
Crownie: -dead- who gon get passa his urange juice?!?!
Luvvie: and hand him his tricolor bible? I been doin it for 45 yrs and I aint neva had to do some shit like this
Crownie: who gon take off his jacket when him feels the ghost?!?!
Luvvie: who gon throw the cape over his shoulders?
Crownie: LAWWWDDD WHO GON’ HOLD HIS MULE WHEN HE SHOUTS?!?!?
Luvvie: hahahahahahahaha and spritz his hair back with pro-styl gel when he sweats? who???
Crownie: kjrlkjfljdsgkjlqkweflwekgjneklt ooooh lawwwddd
Luvvie: ahahahaha I am thru. do you hear me?? thru with your negroids!
Crownie: tell yo cousin’ and aunt bertha that im quitting youtube cuzza dem!
Luvvie: bwahahahaha it aint my fault that your Great God Aunt Eunice got played!
Luvvie: youtube is the gateway to hell
Crownie: ain’t it?
Luvvie: isweahfo frankincense, gold and myrrh
Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL evil abounds…..the devil is BUSY.
Luvvie: the devil is a state of Illinois social worker. SWAMPED w/ work!
I watched this video many times and laughed so hard for so long. Good times, I tells ya.