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The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish

My boy Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my foolery dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. And below is our conversation that ensued as we watched.

Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles

Crownie: *dead* iCANNOT. iWILLNOT

Luvvie: I think He callin me home after this. hahahahahahahahaha iShant.

Crownie: okay?!?! he said…. “no mo nuts of grapes” *goes on to Glory*

Luvvie: Flat. lined. “no mo’ chicken and po’k chops.” aint we talmbout breakfast??? The hell are you eating pork chops for breakfast for?

Crownie: ;lsdf;lkjs;lgjfd RIGHT! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUGAR AND RIIIICEEEE LMAOOOOO

Luvvie: hahahahaha *convulses* iCant with your people. I just cannot!

Crownie: them is YO folks! don’t you put that evil on me!

Luvvie: hell naw they not! hahahaha and they actually REHEARSED this song and was like “YES. this is THA JOINT!”

Crownie: RIGHT. that poor woman in the RED… she is soooo insignificant. sooo irrelevant. LMAOOOOOOOO lawd jesus WHY? this belongs on a local access channel

Luvvie: she looks like she’s thinking “this is some bullshit”

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Crownie: not on somebody’s NEWS. deadddd she prolly whooped his ASS once this aired and she saw that she looked like a buffoon. just IGNANT

Luvvie: lady in red: “this is what i get for tryna pay sister o’dell back. public embarassment”

Crownie: ____________________________________

Luvvie: she is like “who gon head ursher section 43 now? my church career is in shambles! who gon get my white gloves?”

Crownie: -dead- who gon get passa his urange juice?!?!

Luvvie: and hand him his tricolor bible? I been doin it for 45 yrs and I aint neva had to do some shit like this

Crownie: who gon take off his jacket when him feels the ghost?!?!

Luvvie: who gon throw the cape over his shoulders?

Crownie: LAWWWDDD WHO GON’ HOLD HIS MULE WHEN HE SHOUTS?!?!?

Luvvie: hahahahahahahaha and spritz his hair back with pro-styl gel when he sweats? who???

Crownie: kjrlkjfljdsgkjlqkweflwekgjneklt ooooh lawwwddd

Luvvie: ahahahaha I am thru. do you hear me?? thru with your negroids!

Crownie: tell yo cousin’ and aunt bertha that im quitting youtube cuzza dem!

Luvvie: bwahahahaha it aint my fault that your Great God Aunt Eunice got played!

Crownie: LMMFAO

Luvvie: youtube is the gateway to hell

Crownie: ain’t it?

Luvvie: isweahfo frankincense, gold and myrrh

Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL evil abounds…..the devil is BUSY.

Luvvie: the devil is a state of Illinois social worker. SWAMPED w/ work!

I watched this video many times and laughed so hard for so long. Good times, I tells ya.

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41 Comments

  1. October 13, 2010 at 9:11 am

    This song is EVERYTHING. I remember I had it downloaded at one point. That lady, though. And her look of “this ninja better be happy I luhhh him.”

    I hear he died, though. Of a heart condition… *insert breakfast in heaven reference here*

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:43 pm

      LMAO! That woman does NOT look pleased in the least bit. She tried.

  2. Rayve
    October 13, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Why is this so much work?!?!? SOMEBODY COME GET THEY DEACON!!!

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:43 pm

      Right! Deacon Jenkins got on TV and CUT UP!

  3. October 13, 2010 at 9:12 am

    I’m dead.
    You’ve gone too far with this one. I’m through with you.

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:43 pm

      YOU LOVE ME MAX!!!

  4. AJ
    October 13, 2010 at 9:14 am

    I SAW THIS LIVE. It was on the morning show in Tupelo, Mississippi. My world has been in shambles ever since.

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:42 pm

      YOU. SAW. THIS. LIVE????? OMG! Regale me w/ tales! How??? Did you fall out your chair?

  5. krocka
    October 13, 2010 at 9:14 am

    the devil is the fact that i will probably have that damn song stuck in my head all day! damn you, luvvie!

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:42 pm

      Yeah it’s RIDICULOUSLY catchy. Aren’t all the worst songs?

  6. embraceurcrazy
    October 13, 2010 at 10:31 am

    I’m in here crying. I’m sorry to hear he passed away. I can’t mess with you today. I need to get to gloray!!

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:41 pm

      Aaawwww I ain’t know he passed away. I guess no more breakfast for him for real 🙁

  7. October 13, 2010 at 10:47 am

    **quietly goes to the kitchen and makes a bowl of sugar and rice to see what it tastes like**

  8. October 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    I’m sorry…is that a picture of Elvis in the background?

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:40 pm

      That’s a GOOD mess! I never noticed that.

  9. Roxy
    October 13, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Who in the good heavens drink soda pop and apple pie for BREAKFAST?!

    We need an updated First Lady Michelle Obama remix….for the kids.

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:38 pm

      They clearly ain’t scared of the diabeetus and the gout. Their idea of breakfast is ALL twisted!

  10. SanTara
    October 13, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    this right hear makes u want to put on all white and seat somebody. yes he sure did quote a nutrition fact before he told us we don’t need no mo po chops on light bread w/ nuts of grape cereal when we get to heaven. aaaand he actually had the foods in categories, meats, juices, cereals, etc LUVVIE you made my day!! *leaves hummin & doing the usher sway*

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:40 pm

      LOL @ the usher sway. GURL!!!

  11. Lite Bread
    October 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Yer Most Memorable Awesomelynessis,
    THIS. RIGHT. HERE:

    Where I got my “Name” i.e. – Lite Bread from. It’s in this … uh … er …. ‘song’.

    First real item I think I left at your place, Luvvie.

    (Reader Note: That’s not “I left my Jockey’s at yer place”. That’s I left a Comment at her House of IG.)

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm

      Yes indeedt! I so remember the day you bestowed yourself w/ this name. Good times, Litey. Good times.

  12. October 13, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    iQuit I simply quit Nuts of Grapes?!?! Luvvie, My life space just ain’t right no mo.

    • October 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm

      LMAO!!! My lifespace wasn’t right the moment I saw this!

  13. paintgurl40
    October 13, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    i am DONE!! Completely and utterly done! no mo pok chops, no mo nut grapes(!) no mo luvvie! cuz i’m jus gone gone gone to glory!

    • October 14, 2010 at 8:29 pm

      Well then you won’t need no more breakfast either, since you gone to glory and whatnot.

  14. October 13, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    One of these days I’m gonna do my name some justice and become Great God Aunt Eunice. I’ll change my last name to Jenkins and get a big church hat.

  15. October 14, 2010 at 12:21 am

    Damn they starving us! No oatmeal? No more maple syrup motha’ fugah puhlease.

    And she look like she is not happy to be singing this song… I know she is like no more Cap’n Crunch?!!!!!!!!!!

    No mo fried chicken, no doughnuts, no apple pie what? No mixed fruit? hold up… WTH?!

    If you in heaven you gettin’ all that! o___O

    LMAO omg Luvvie I am quiting you again!

    This is fuckery …. my stomach is growling…

    good night!

  16. Atiya
    October 14, 2010 at 11:42 am

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pause::Imma need for him to not be reusing breakfast foods…hence the pork chop insertion. Lol colored people…why black people, WHAY!

    • October 14, 2010 at 8:27 pm

      Pork chops for breakfast though??? I mean really???

  17. MsMelissa!
    October 14, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Yeah so I’m mad that I am at work and can’t watch the video yet, cause something tells me I will be literally ROFL

    • October 14, 2010 at 8:24 pm

      Let me know when you watch it. Chile, u gon fall out.

  18. October 14, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    I’m mad he shimmying like this is the JAM.

    Also, why look like the Old Navy Preacher about the face when the camera is pulled back a bit?

    • October 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm

      Oooo u right! He does look like Deacon old Navy! They got matching toupees and errthang!

  19. MsMelissa!
    October 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    Sooooo you know I firmly believe it is your mission to get me fired. I am soooo glad I watched this at home. It is now on my FB and I will be humming in my head the part where he is like “I’ll be gooowonnn wonnne”

  20. Rachel
    October 15, 2010 at 12:39 am

    Luvvie, this is IGNANCE to the nth degree!

    I laughed throughout, but this exchange made me lose it:

    Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL evil abounds…..the devil is BUSY.

    Luvvie: the devil is a state of illinois social worker. SWAMPED w/ work!

    SO CRAZY!

    (LOL Lite Bread!)

  21. bogart4017
    November 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    That was the county-est thing i’ve ever seen in my life Super-duper local TV. My man was swinging that thing like it was an Al Green song. Completely impossible to watch it with a straight face.

  22. Whit
    November 23, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    All the sh*t that he said no more of… I WANT NAAAOOOOO!!! I JUST ate but this song made me HONGRY! lol

  23. Deja
    June 5, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    So many instruments and they are singing over a prerecorded track…

    Who is in charge of their rhyming game, that person gets all the high fives. Ill be walking thru the store tomorrow to try to find more cereals that rhyme…and modifying when necessary…

    Where is this filmed? I need to go to that place bc they keep their breakfast game tight.

    I cant believe I can even type this thru my tears…that was the funniest shit i have seen since the last time i was on this blog…which i am pretty sure was like yesterday.

  24. Saundra
    March 18, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    Luvvie…I am THU’ wit CHU’

    You can clearly see they ran out of brefas’ foods about about 3:23 and went on to soda pop and such. You are wrong for sharing this…iCANT

  25. Saundra
    March 18, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    …had another thought…maybe the LIR (lady in red) was praying that he would “go on home” while they were sangin’

  26. Ashlee
    March 18, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    Can we talk about how stiff that woman’s hairhat is? I ain’t even realize that it was pulled into a ponytail until a good three minutes into the video