Y’all know I don’t post this late in the day but i had to put a little something on this one. The world is currently rooting for the Chilean miners who have been trapped for 69 days underground. Yesterday, the first man was pulled out and everyone cheered. This is awesome! Rescuing continues, and the feel good moments just roll by! Until that one person, who always ruins it.
The 21st Chilean miner (Yonni Barrios) was rescued, and drama awaited him before he even came out. Why? Because his raggedy ass requested that both his wife and his mistress come greet him as he made his way back to the top.
WHAT IN THE HELL?!? This is why side-pieces feel like they’re winning in 2010.
The wife declined to go, but the mistress took her happy ass down there. If I was the wife, I’da went just to mollywop his ass back underground. NO SIR! I would have came with my night scarf still on, no earrings and a raggedy tshirt. Then when he came out, I’d muff his ass in the face right back into the mine.
Then I’d turn to the mistress and say “YOU AINT BOUT THAT LIFE YOU STRANGER BISH!” Then CNN’s security would have to haul me away.
The Chileans must be a peaceful people because that wife had all the right to show up and act a complete fool. Her hubby is a belligerent dummy. Wife should have came and said to the mistress “I don’t SEE that bitch. I don’t KNOW her.” And then proceeded to cuss out her hubby PROPERLY on national TV.
You ain’t gon be trapped for 69 days and leave me celibate then request your SIDE HO to see you when you get out. HELL TO THE NAW BOBBY!!! And another thing YOU AINT GON DO is embarrass me on the global stage by saying I ain’t enough for you so you invite your mistress!!! NO. DAMB. SIR
I woulda acted 15 different types of FOOL at that scene. They’da known me as the “crazy miner’s wife” before the hour was up. AND the miner’s wife hasnt gotten none in over 69 days? Listen. Them is grounds for mollywopping on GP ALONE! NO MA’AM!
Then I learned that Yonni has had this mistress for 10 years. And apparently, the wife found out about the mistress because they were both at a vigil for the miners in September. How awkward. O__O
This is more drama than a telenovela on telemundo.
Then I saw a pic of the wife and the side-piece. Umm… is Yonni winning AT ALL or is he just doubly losing? I’ll let you all decide that. Alls I know is that Miner #21 has titanium balls!
Edit: Wait. Apparently at least 5 sets of wives and mistresses have confronted each other around these trapped miners. WOWSIES! What’s done in the dark…
comes out with the miners.