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Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast

Last year, I blessed the world by putting my avatar in a DELIGHTFUL sweater to celebrate the holidays. The Christmas spirit was RIPE in me. So y’all know I had to dress for the occasion! I presented the world with my sweater. And DAGNABBIT I looked ADORABO in it.

And I think my snowman was winking too! OWWWW!

But when I tweeted it, LAWDT… I got ROASTED to pieces.

@kindredsmile said ur avatar has on an extra smedium snowman track jacket #DontShootTheMessenger LMAO! – @tstevens428

I’m hating on @LuvvieIG’s ghey sweater tho. I bet its the kind that actually has a battery pack in it to light up – kindredsmile

That sweater reminds me of the wack iron-on teddybear sweatshirts my mama used to make for everyone and force to wear – @NaturallyAlise

That sweater makes me more depressed than Nicki Minaj’s vocal coach – @kindredsmile

Didn’t someone on National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation wear that sweater…in 1989? – mdrwhitener

Lmao that sweater embarrasses me more than Beyonce’s acting skills – @DollBabyV

THEN the jerks turned it into a hashtag.

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh has an episode of Unsung – @NaturallyAlise

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh and #ChrisBrownApologyBlouse have been having a clandestine affair. – Sabrina97

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh and #VerdinesConk robbed a convenience store. #truestory – @NaturallyAlise

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh and #QueenYawncesLaceOnesie are not biologically related. Father Mathew, #youareNOTthefather! – @Sabrina97

Your sweater may be gayer than 2 dicks kissing, but i still love you 😐 – @kanYeBreast

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh told me to take my ass to the welfare – @TheXDexperience

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh : The “sweater” that launched a thousand side-eyes, #nohelenoftroy – @NaturallyAlise

@Libra_ki:  The holiday sweatah is life. @NaturallyAlise: yeah, without parole… o_0

Is your sweater getting married in Vermont anytime soon? can i throw the rainbow rice? – @kanYeBreast

There’s nothing gay about that sweater, unless ur a gay character on a 70’s sitcom. What gay man would wear that? SMH – @PatrikIanPolk

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh kissed Adam Lambert on stage – @symfonikz

Does #LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh come in a short set? I’m going to Hawaii for Christmas, where it’s 80 degrees. *ahem* – @mdrwhitener

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh is starring in Episode 4 of “The DL Chronicles.” – @symfonikz

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh is the reason Jesus and Satan don’t get along. – @DMarioIsajerk

#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh knows all the lyrics to every GaGa song – @symfonikz

YOU ARE ALL RUDE!!!!!! *wall slide* *throws self off first floor balcony unto a high pile of snow and rolls around until I make an angsty snow angel* MY SWEATER WAS ADORABO! Wasn’t it? They were just hating! HMPH! *kicks all their shins and run away*

P.S. I just debuted this year’s sweater. And it’s so tacky that Naturally Alise wrote a whole blog post ROASTING my sweater. I shall post it later today to tomorrow.

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9 Comments

  1. December 21, 2010 at 10:59 am

    LMBO I thought it was cute and festive. Oh well, humbug to all the Scrooges out this year.

  2. paintgurl40
    December 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    damn! folks went hard on yo’ digical sweadduh! LOL

  3. December 25, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Didn’t that hashtag become a trending topic for a short period? I thoroughly enjoyed that roast!

    • December 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm

      I can’t deny nor confirm these allegations

  4. embraceurcrazy
    December 27, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    This slayed me!!!
    I love KanyeBreast, and Bless Libra_Ki’s heart. He tried to help you ma! Maybe this is a dereon onesie crowd O_o

    • December 28, 2010 at 2:54 am

      LOL they’re such foolish folks. And I love them.

  5. adwoa
    December 27, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    where’s this year’s (belated) christmas sweater roast??

    • December 28, 2010 at 2:53 am

      Oh yes! I need to post it. I sure will tomorrow.

      • adwoa
        December 28, 2010 at 4:13 pm

        ha! that ish was worth the wait – and every time i see a rampant case of hammertoes roaming the streets, i’m gonna know who to blame