I Had A Dream…

Well, no, I had a nightmare. I was 4 months pregnant (scary thought #1). And the father was Tommy from Martin (scary part #2). EEEK! For real, y’all! I woke up clutching my pearls and did a *bed slide* to the floor. I AIN’T READY TO BE A BABY MAMA TO TOMMY THE UNEMPLOYED!

My dreams are CLEARLY playing bald-headed games w/ me. Then I touched my stomach and did a jig b/c it was flat. A bish was SWEATING! *wipes sweat from forehead* Real life rocks. Cuz that made me go “I LOVE MY LIFE!” #Ennehweighs #doe..

HAPPY MLK DAY, folks!!! 😀

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  1. emti
    January 17, 2011 at 9:02 am

    Tommy was employed! We just don’t know at what LOL
    He coulda supported your preggers ass

  2. Caspercutie
    January 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Tommy is not bad. But if it had been Cole, I would have woke up screaming.

  3. January 17, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Luvvie slept with Tommy? That may or may not be worse than Lil Wayne. Either way, stop eating tacos before bedtime

  4. Ayvaunn
    January 18, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Whereas your post is humorous and entertaining, I think it’s a bit inappropriate to relate it (no matter how loose the fashion) to MLK day and “the dream” that has made the lives we enjoy today possible

    • emti
      January 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm


      I’m pretty sure MLK had a sense of humor
      and would appreciate humor on a humor blog

    • January 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm


  5. MzBrownShugah
    January 18, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Ppl r just way too sensitive. Loosen up and enjoy life. Geez -___-

  6. January 20, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    I once did a sketch comedy skit with Tommy. I can understand why you woke up in a cold sweat.