Who’s That on the Birthday Line? It’s LUVVIE!!!
Today is a special day! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!!! *and then I hit my dougie*
YES MA’AMS and SIRS! Today’s my birthday! *cartwheels* 26 years ago, the world got a tad bit more ratchet, when at 2:30am, my mama birthed me. TWO weeks late. CLEARLY, I wasn’t on much then either. I was in the womb CHILLING. Shoo…
I’m so excited. I’m not sure why, because I typically don’t do toooo much on my birthday. But this year, I’m celebrating ME. But more than ever, I’m celebrating the person I’ve become. And the person I continue to grow into. I’m celebrating 26 years of a life lived with no regrets, and looking forward to decades and decades more.
That and I just need a reason for people to buy me Bailey’s Irish Cream. Can’t buy me Bailey’s? Feels free to drop a coupla Dereon dollars into my PayPal (email: Luvvieblog at gmail dot com) if you want to. I’m saying… it’s a recession in these streets. No pressure #doe.
Antywho, so I created a little birthday with list.
Some of them are:
- World Peace
- Lil Duval to get off Twitter – I still owe y’all that post on why I hate him
- Price of oil to go down below “WTF” level – GOLD is probably cheaper than oil now. Shoo…
- Lance Gross to appear on my doorstep – He is FAHNER than 1,000 count Egyptian cotton bedsheets. LAWD!!! He will forever be on my “can cheat with” list.
- My first pair of Christian Louboutins – I’m saying #doe. I LOVE shoes. And don’t own any of these yet. Doggone recession!
- Red velvet fried chicken – YES LAWD!!! Hypertension be dambed!
- Random birds to stuff falling out the sky – Yeah, these are just creepy
- To find out Soulja Boy is just a prank. Yes. His entire person – He sucks that much
- To whip my hair #bagginfoaf with Willow Smith – It’d just be totally awesome.
- For Tyrese to hire me to ghosttweet for him – Bless him heart. Yes. HIM heart
- For Kim Kardashian to drop this whole becoming a singer thing – Ashanti can’t get NO love from folks but y’all wanna give Kim K a record deal. Some shits ain’t right
- Every season of “In Living Color” on DVD. – Then I can indulge in all the Cephus and Reesie I want. WIN
- Tumblr to stop crashing ever hour. Fail whale musta moved neighborhoods
I mean, am I asking for too murch? TELL ME! I prolly won’t get any of that. But I’ll settle for if y’all pass on my blog link to 10 people today. That’ll be a GREAT present.
But yes, I’ma be running the streets today. Lemme go do something to this hair of mine though. Can’t be looking all rough on my born day (but those other 364 days of the year? Psht. I’ll put on a leopard onesie and jordan’s. Ok not really. But still…).
But before I go…
YESSSS!!! Get some Brother Franklin in your lives! And this is a NEW vid of him. Yes. THAT is a birthday dance, if I ever saw one.