Famous folks

Legendary Rapper. Small Car. Bad Credit.

My family member does accounting at a car dealership in *state name redacted*. Yesterday, she hit me up on BBM saying:

Kin: “Guess who’s at the dealership buying a *small car*?
Me: WHO?
Kin: *legendary rapper name*
Me: LMAO!!! Really???
Kin: He’s too big for that car.
Me: RIGHT!!! LAWD!!!

*1 hour later*

Kin: Girl tell me why *legendary rapper’s* credit score is *less than 600*
Kin: Yeah I saw it while processing the deal
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kin: You’s a good mess for the “hahahahahahaha”
Me: OMG this is soooo funny!
Kin: And that was the highest out of all 3 credit bureaus
Me: GAHTDAMB! How did he let that happen???
Kin: He didn’t mention his credit score was *less than 600*
Kin: How’s he’s gonna fit in the car?
Me: That’s a REAL question. His big ass squeezing in that small car is not a good look.
Kin: He’s even bigger in person too. His head is ginormous.

*30 mins later*

Kin: He was approved for the car though. I think it’s because of his liquid cash. But his car note will be higher than *big number here* a month.
Me: SMH.

*2 hours later*

Me: Soooo can I blog about this?
Kin: I guess. But you can’t say who it is or his actual score.
Me: Ok. Cool. And once again BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He still gets gigs too so it’s not like he’s not bringing in any more money. I want to go buy this rapper’s old singles and albums on iTunes now. But that doesn’t mean it’s gon help him. Making a lotta money does NOT good credit make. Folks need to pay their bills in these streets. Chile…

And NO I will not give y’all hints on who the rapper is. I already know some folks are about to ask me. LOL. Nosey.

But yeah, iCackled. Hard.

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  1. Mick
    May 3, 2011 at 7:36 am

    Imma take a guess that it is Biz Markie. He look like the “big headed and big bodied” yet trying to roll in a Miata type. Plus he looks like his credit ain’t right and is the type to deal on a “cash only” basis.

    • May 3, 2011 at 11:56 am

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOO @ “roll in a miata” type.

  2. Kay
    May 3, 2011 at 8:12 am

    Fake ass ballers….that’s all they are…and our youth has the nerve to look up to these people…SMH….

    • May 3, 2011 at 11:55 am

      Right. These fools need some financial literacy in their lives.

  3. May 3, 2011 at 11:35 am

    He’s making more money than I am (I’m sure), but his credit score is lower than mine!?

    • May 3, 2011 at 11:54 am

      Gurl yes. WOMP!

  4. May 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    when you said too big for the car and ginormous head I IMMEDIATELY thought of Cee-Lo b/c one of his tweets about the actual size of his head got RT into my TL yesterday.

    and then you said he’s still relevant. So, yeah, my guess is Cee-Lo

  5. Stace
    May 3, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Gotta be Biz Markie. He’s the only Legendary heavyweight (literally) still left in the game still getting gigs.. Uhmmm, hot mess

  6. May 3, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    Not surprised that a rapper credit score is like that! How many rappers really invested their money or were even making the money people thought they were? I mean even the great Tupac died with not a lot of paper

  7. EmpressDivine
    May 6, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    I’m hella late to this party but nobody thought of Heavy D?? He’s fat with a big head and legendary.

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