Obama got Osama; FoxNews Throws Shade; People Act a Fool Outside of White House
Unless you’ve been living under the same rock we thought Osama was hiding under, you know that he’s dead. The world found out that global enemy #1 was murked and killed last night, while chilling in a mansion in a suburbs in Pakistan. Chile… WHAT? So this dude wasn’t even in a cave like we thought? When they found Saddam, he was about 15 feet deep in Earth and covered in dust. Osama was in a nice mansion sipping on Simply Orange and we didn’t even know.
When it was announced that the President was having an emergency press conference at 10:30pm EST last night, I was nervous #dinnamug. I came up with all types of scenarios of what he could be telling us. I thought he might say “Donald Trump’s hairhat has been cloned. And it walked out the lab. We’re concerned.” Either way, my blood pressure was sky high. BUT I was tickled that the last 30 mins of “The Apprentice” was interrupted as we all waited for Barack to speak. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, ‘Rack O!!! I approve.
Ennehweighs, back to Osama. So he’s dead. We found out about 40 mins before Obama spoke. If y’all ever thought Barack O wasn’t black, the press conference that was over 1 hour late is proof. His African blood showed OUT. But CNN said it was because he was writing his own speech.
RT @Lurrelle: Lemme find out they taking jail poses in front of Bin Laden’s body and lost track of time :-/
Obama shoulda started his press conference by moonwalking in to “Run this town” while rocking aviator shades. But yeah, he kept us waiting for over an hour and made a 10 minute speech where he basically went “Sooo I got Bin Laden. You’re welcome!” *drops mic*
Yeah. He came through and went “I RUN THINGS!” Donald Trump is somewhere pissed. He got his tighty whities all in a bunch. LOSING.
But of course, everyone can’t let Barack be great. Fox News is one of them.
B and S aren’t even next to each other on the QWERTY keyboard. I don’t have time for this, Fox. Sit up there and say that wasn’t done on purpose. FOX NEWS DOESN’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!!
It’s interesting witnessing yet another moment that we know will be placed in future history books. Kids will get tested on it.
Future history quiz:
“Who was the 1st black president of the U.S.?”
“What date was Osama’s death announced?”
“Whose hairhat got snatched the night before this announcement?”
But yeah, I FULLY understand the people who can’t “celebrate” the death of Osama. And I understand the people who are nervous about what happens next. Everyone will take this news differently. Once the initial *fist pump* wears off, anxiety may set in for everyone else. But for now, some folks are understandably glad that this monstrous figure is no longer a factor.
HOWEVER, the people doing the dougie for hours and playing with beach balls outside the White House were doing THE MOST with the least. It wasn’t a great look. I know folks are glad but that was just tacky. GO HOME, ROGERS!
Soooo can I leave my shoes on when I go through airport security now? Can my liquids be 6 oz.? THESE are important questions.
So what are your thoughts on this? Discuss.
BTW, go to Dumbest Tweets Tumblr. There were HELLA dumb tweets around this. I shook my head many times.