Red Velvet Onion Rings. Yes, Jesus Loves Me.
As some of you are aware, I am obsessed with all things rice and red velvet. Last year when I found out about the existence of RED VELVET FRIED CHICKEN (yes, I hollered when I typed that), I did all types of drops and twirls. And started a mission to get some in my lifespace. This mission has been yet unaccomplished, which makes me sad. But I shan’t give up. NO I WILL NOT!
But I DID find some red velvet pancakes last month. They had vanilla bean sauce and tasted like everything that was right in the world.
Anywho, I was minding my own business on the Twittahs when @MsPeepToePumps sent me a link to…
RED. VELVET. ONION. RINGS.
YES LAWDDDDDD!!!
If this ain’t proof that God’s love is ALL around us, then I don’t know what is. I mean DANG!!! These onion rings look like they taste like awesome, delicious and diabetes. And I wan’t them in my life!!!
I mean, just LOOK at them! I’d give half the toenail on my babytoe to get me a piece of these.
The guy who created them was even kind enough to give the recipe. One of my friends who cook, or one of my readers who care about me a lot. Can y’all make me some? I’m serious. I feel like if I ate some I’d be doing this dance.
And I feel like some of y’all are giving me the same judging eyes that Lisa is giving Grampa Simpson. It’s aight though.
Red Velvet Rules Everything Around. (RVREAM – pronounced REVREAM. You’re welcome).
So am I alone in my greed craving of red velvet onion rings? Will I get diabeetus overnight if I ate these? Do I even give a damb?
Tell a G.
STOP JUDGING ME!!!
I might need a red velvet intervention.
It is time to write that book. Come into The Book Academy and learn how to go from IDEA to INK.
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I don’t really like onion rings but I definitely feel you on the red velvet appreciation.I walked a few blocks to get some red velvet waffles and chicken. It was totally worth it!
Red velvet waffles???? GOD IS GOOD!
Like you, RVREAM as well…but Ionno bout these here onion raings. Not quite sure how the sweetness will mesh with the oniony flavor.
I need to get knee deep in that red velvet friend chicken tho. Like ASAPtually.
LOL @ knee deep in the red velvet chicken. I’m STILL on the prowl
Honestly, I did feel a salivatory increase whilst looking at that picture.
Word. That pic makes me wanna scratch and sniff.
No!!! I refuse to believe this!!! I refuse to read this!!! Darn it!!! I am going to ready it!! So intriguing!!!
Mmhmmmm!!! It sounds delicious. And unhealthy. Mostly delicious #doe.
Reppin for the RVREAM…. I love red velvet and can’t wait to try the recipe….
When you try it, you gotta report back to me and lemme know how it tastes.
I’m usually all for people eating different things and giving stuff a try. But uh Luvvie? I can’t support this. I’m judging.
But this looks like everything I need!
#judgment #thatisall
I’ont appreciate you. (-__-)
If you don’t just go on and get some RV ice cream and saddown… http://twitpic.com/4pzl4a
YESSSS Red Velvet ice cream for the win!!! I’ll take that too.
http://www.yummly.com/recipe/Red-Velvet-Brownies-with-Cream-Cheese-Frosting-Gourmand
*faints* OMGGGG!!! I want!!!
Red Velvet Chicken Fingers.
http://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/red-velvet-battered-chicken-fingers-recipe/1/
Did I ever mention that I’m a baker & cake decorator? 😉
And you have yet to make me some. SEE WHY I THINK YALL DON’T LOVE ME??? 🙁
The love is here, I swear!! If you’re ever in the VA Beach area I will hook you riteonup!
VA Beach, you say? I have a friend there so ya never know. I will hold you to it. This comment is admissible in a court of Law (I’m lying but still. I’ma hold you to it).
My cholesterol level skyrocketed just lookin’ at that deep-fried heart attack.
LB
So you saying you’ont want any?
That just looks disgusting. Judgment. I can’t.
*throws tomatoes at you*
what turns my stomach is not the onion rings themselves…it’s eating that shit with ketchup.
Eewwwww!!! Why would you eat anything red velvet with ketchup?? Ew.
well whatchu gonna dip the onion rangs in??
“And I wan’t them in my life!!!”
*Judges Luvvie for “wan’t”*
I can’t WAIT for red velvet rice….
red velvet rules everything around me RVREAM! get the money, dolla dolla bills yall!
I had Red Velvet doughnuts from a bakery in humboldt park. I post the address as soon as i find it
Would I be banned from reading this awesome site if I were to admit that I’ve never had red velvet anything? I feel so ashamed.
Me neither and quite frankly, in my world sweet + meat = yuck!
savoury and spicy is what rocks my world.
As much as I LOVE me some red velvet anything (Ima get a RVREAM tattoo) I might have to pass on the onion rings unless I can find somebody who’ll let me eat the batter and they keep the onion part. That’s true love right there! lol
Luvvie, girl you still is crazay! I haven’t been here for a minute because your blog kept crashing my computer back then!
I guess I wasn’t quite ready for ya!
Those onion rings are of the devil, girl! They are SATANIC Luvvie, like a bad man that looks good! Whispering all kinds of sweet nothingness in your ear, tempting, tempting, tempting you!
Just say no, girl.
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OK, I clicked on that red velvet chicken link, then I was assaulted by those guys falling like that WTH?!? LOL!! OMG and SMH!
Oh noooo @ my site crashing your computer. That had to be way back when I was on Blogger. Dang it’s been a minute. Don’t be a stranger. 🙂
Flavor Restaurant in flossmoor sells red velvet pancakes/waffles with cream cheese butter. getchusome
*hollers* YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! *leyomi drops* I’m planning a trip there as we speak. Nothing but death can keep me from it!
Red Velvet pancakes at…Grand Luxe Cafe?? I’m tryna get on those later this month. No Grand Luxe Cafes in the Bay but there is one in Las Vegas I’ll be hitting up…mmmm…red velvet…God bless your quest for all things red velvet.
Oooooooo!!! There’s a Grand Luxe in downtown Chicago. I’ve gone many times before but didn’t know about these red velvet pancakes. TRUST and believe, I’m taking myself there very soon. YES LAWD!
LuvviEEEEEE,
I saw this commercial last night for this RED VELVET CAKE ICE CREAM. Now I may be late and you may already know about it. You can buy it in grocery stores and its called, Premium Ice Cream
Red Carpet Red Velvet Cake by Blue Bunny.
It has cream cheese frosting flavored ice cream and red velvet cake chunks in it. YUMMY… is all I have to say about it!!
I must get some ASAPtually!!! i will track it down and get it in my lifespace. YES LAWD!
OMG!!! You and I have 2 things in common, the love for shoes and the passion for red velvet! I was reading another blog and came across a picture of buttermilk chicken and redvelvet waffles!!!! Here’s the link: http://socobk.com/dinner ENJOY