Y’all Don’t Listen

So when Osama-Gate happened, the White House released pictures of the situation room, as President Barack Obama and his senior staff sat and watched what folks assume to be the live feed of the raid in Pakistan. They’re been mum on what was going on at the exact time the picture happened. But the pic is now pretty synonymous with them murking Osama. View HERE.

On the flickr page of the gubment’s crib, they posted these pics and said they shouldn’t be manipulated in any way. Well you surely didn’t think folks would listen did you? Not when Photoshop is so readily available.

I was on The Daily What Tumblr and saw this version of that now infamous pic.

White House Superheros. War room picture

Chile I hollered! Like a REAL cackle escaped from my mouth. They don turned ‘Rack O and his most senior staff into superheros. The doggone Justice League coming THOO to save the day. iCan’t. But umm… LMAO at Superman’s ever-present forehead curl. Y’all ain’t sh*t. AT ALL.

Now I feel bad for laughing. WHAHT HASS is gon be PISSED. Cuz y’all don’t listen.

On a good note, this is better than that Hasidic newspaper who printed the pic but photoshopped Hillary Clinton and the other lady out because they didn’t wanna have a “sexually suggestive” picture in their publication. Y’ALL NEED MORE PEOPLE! Ain’t nothing sexually suggestive bout Hillary Rodham. Chile BYE. You can read about that here.

So am I the only one who laughed? Do I need to be ashamed of myself?

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  1. May 9, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    I used to work in a Hasidic neighborhood and so many of them are the most perverted sons of guns I’ve ever encountered. All that lack of “sexually suggestive” stuff makes some of them go plum crazy. smh

    • May 9, 2011 at 10:41 pm

      SMH. I couldn’t believe they photoshopped women right out of history. And then gave a really trite reason.

      • May 10, 2011 at 12:23 am

        What did this paper do when Golda Maier was PM of Israel? Is there a whole group of Orthodox Jews that just doesn’t know who led the country?

        • laddibugg
          May 10, 2011 at 7:49 am

          I was wondering the same thing. They should have just cropped the pic.

        • May 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

          They actually can’t crop/edit the photo in any way (White House rules for republishing their photos) My issue is, it’s ok if they only publish pics that were originally of all men, not okay to edit women out of pics. Now they’ve altered what happened. *Kanye shrug*

        • May 11, 2011 at 10:55 am

          Right. Folks are not allowed to manipulate history and decide on who was or wasn’t there.

  2. Erin
    May 9, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    Nope! Not at all. Or if you should be ashamed then I’m going to the timeout corner too because Wonder Woman had me crying real tears!

    • May 9, 2011 at 10:40 pm

      LMAO!!! Yeah Wonder Woman sho’ll did have me in cacklefits.

  3. @Kioni
    May 10, 2011 at 12:27 am

    WOW! That is he-lar-e-us. *jacks pic for Facebook*

    On another note: If they don’t publish pix of any female then how could they possibly consider themselves “media?”

    Hypothetically speaking, if The Hillster, or, Super-eyesight Palin were in office then their front page article the day after the election would have been emptier than George Bush’s brain and my gas tank.

  4. May 10, 2011 at 12:34 am

    I just HOLLERED so loud I woke up all the sick ppl! Very unbecoming of me…

  5. May 10, 2011 at 7:07 am

    It’s funny and kinda cute!

  6. PhenomenalWoman
    May 10, 2011 at 9:39 am

    I think its funny and rather light hearted; I heard Hollywood is already in the works to make a movie; I wonder who would play Mr. President I’m guessing Will Smith

    • May 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm

      Harry Lennox looks JUST like Barack. He should play him.

  7. PhenomenalWoman
    May 10, 2011 at 9:41 am

    and did anyone notice the ice cream cone in Sec Clintons’ hand:)

    • May 10, 2011 at 1:16 pm

      That’s ice cream? Lol who’da thunk it?

      • LB
        May 10, 2011 at 5:06 pm

        That’s a Flashlight in her hands folks …

        In honor of P-Funk an’ the ultimate SuperHero’s … so … Sang …


        L “I Gave Up the Funk at the Office” B

  8. paintgurl40
    May 10, 2011 at 9:59 am

    That’s funny!!! It looks like Hillary is holding a bunch of plastic spoons in her hand and it looks like they’re all online playing Splinter Cell!

  9. Caspercutie
    May 10, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Got the flash looking all moobie.

  10. May 10, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Lawd Hammercy – I literally ROFL so no, dont be ashamed hehehehe still laughing actually!

    • May 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

      LOLLL good. I’m not alone in this.

  11. LB
    May 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Yer Most Awesomelynessis?
    I no’s you done kicked my lily-white hinny outta da back e-door (for Blasphemy no less!), but this here Super Hero photo made my day!
    Thanks fer helpin’ me scarre the office today, hollerin’ out loud!

    And …
    Rodham Clinton “sexually suggestive”???!!! Oh dear lordy …
    Not even fully nude!
    In fact, that’d be like, rite kinda hideous, come ta think ‘bout it.

    L “but I LIKE women, is that ok guys?” B

  12. Adiya
    May 14, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    LOL! Babe! You are just too funny (especially the Hilary comment hehe). Na wa for photoshop oh. I must learn that program