Charlette got Kang Jesus. At the Apple Store
I asked my Facebook fan page family to give me stuff to roast and they NEVER EVER disappoint. Their cup runneth over with ratchetness. ALL. THE. TIME.
So I was linked to this video. And I almost fell out.
What is wrong with this? Lemme count the ways!
First of all, why is Evangelist Charlette (as she calls herself) singing to the Lord at the Apple Store? I mean does she not have a computer in the confines of her own home? Fine, maybe she doesn’t.
Also, while she’s doing all this hollering, why isn’t anyone in the Apple Store snatching her out? Charlette wasn’t whispering. She was praising HER Jesus, on a borrowed, public Macbook. She’s singing with such fervor in public when ain’t nobody asked her to be on a stage. This ain’t Sunday’s Best. It’s hilarious because people really start to notice around 1:30 and they’re all looking at her like “But…” No one wanted to say anything though. I don’t think they trusted her state of mind.
Oh and when you get to 1:18 of the vid and she hits her high note proudly with the serious hand in the air??? CHILE STOP! LMAO! Charlette just KNOWS she just slayed us all with her vocal prowess. O__O
And we ain’t e’em gon talk bout how Charlotte only got 2 teeth and 1 fang up top. WE AIN’T GON TALK BOUT IT! Chile, her Bugs Bunny swag game is so proper. Miss Charlette has either been chewing on indestructible titanium, or she is a recovering crackhead. You know what crack does to dental health. Bless her. I wanna know her story. But I don’t have time.
Lemme quit hating on Charlette Jones. Long as she got Kang Jesus, she’ont need nobody else. Or couth. Or public etiquette rules. Or concern for privacy and use of equipment that ain’t hers to be recording songs on.
But at the Apple Store though? LOL iCan’t.
Whatcha’ll think of Charlette Jones and her public praise? And her side-swoop hair… And her voice, which doesn’t sound unlike a cat with cramps.
Edit: I just watched Charlette’s African Dance video (also filmed in the Apple Store). CHILE!!!!!!!!! iQuit!!! SOMEONE COME GET MS JONES!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! AND she’s from Chicago. Did she film this at the Michigan Ave. Apple Store? LAWDT!