Whose Half Braids Are These???

Soooo one of my readers passed this along to me and I pretty much HOLLERED! There’s something wrong with some people.

Half Braids Half Caesar

This colored individual has a caesar haircut in the front and jail braids in the back.

O________O

When I tell y’all the future is losing? I mean it with my entire heart. This young sir also has on slacks and a white button up, with a tie, which means he is on his way somewhere important. He might be on his way to an interview. And he’s about to show up with his head looking like this.

I don’t care if he is a Rhodes Scholar with a 4.35 GPA and interned under Steve Jobs and PERSONALLY came up with the idea for Google. Everything on his resumé is rendered null and void if he shows up to an interview with me looking like a practical joke.

This is why mentors are so necessary! If he had one, this won’t e’em happen.

On a good note, his hair looks real neat. Both the caesar AND the braids look very clean. If they were on TWO different heads, I wouldn’t e’em be mad. But on the same head? Chile listen… NAWL. Just NO. Who even agreed to execute this hairstyle when homeboy came up with it. I have so many questions and not enough answers.

But still… whose half braids are these?

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  • Anna Renee September 27, 2011, 9:52 am

    I hope he aint in a children’s bookstore tryna get a job! With his hair like that, he’s just not a good role model for making choices in life.

    The children are our future! We should teach them well and let them lead the way, but they got to be able to be decisive on basic stuff! You cant have BOTH hairdos, boo!

    How they go make it otherwise?

  • naturalista88 September 27, 2011, 10:53 am

    Ridiculous, just ridiculous. May someone kick him through the goalposts of life so that he will one day look @ a pic of himself & realize how damn stupid this looks.

  • JusMe September 27, 2011, 11:00 am

    Business in the front, party in the back.

    • paintgurl40 September 27, 2011, 11:48 am

      hahahaha!!!exactly!!

    • QueenBee September 27, 2011, 10:19 pm

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! #Truth

    • adwoa September 27, 2011, 11:13 pm

      me to my sister on gchat two minutes before i saw this comment:

      me
      this is like the black mullet
      so so so bad

      jusme, you win in direct proportion to how deeply this fool stays losing

  • Cheekie September 27, 2011, 11:49 am

    “He might be on his way to an interview. And he’s about to show up with his head looking like this.”

    LAWD. I really hope he only faces forward during the entire interview. And exits walking backward.

    He is doing the very most while being the very least. SMH…

  • paintgurl40 September 27, 2011, 11:49 am

    is this the new mullet for the brothas?

  • 1uppitynegress September 27, 2011, 10:26 pm

    This is why I’m working hard to not need SSI or any other form of gov’t assistance. Cause they’re giving me no hope.

  • 1uppitynegress September 27, 2011, 10:27 pm

    This is why I’m working hard to not need SSI or any other form of gov’t assistance. Cause they’re giving me no hope. Bless his heart though. He trying.

  • dane September 28, 2011, 8:50 am

    Dude, that is like the the hood mullet. He is business in front and a party in the back all day….

  • MissMaryMack September 28, 2011, 9:18 am

    …..and I’m sure he wears it like a Homie Da Clown afro when he takes the braids out! iCant, ’tis too dang early in the AM *sips kool aid*

  • gridin4purpose September 28, 2011, 3:23 pm

    I believe this picture was photo shop, I just can’t believe other wise. lmbo

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