Google AdSense is a Hater And They Disabled My Account
So a couple of weeks ago, I got an automated email from Google AdSense saying:
“After reviewing our records, we’ve determined that your AdSense account poses a risk of generating invalid activity. Because we have a responsibility to protect our AdWords advertisers from inflated costs due to invalid activity, we’ve found it necessary to disable your AdSense account. Your outstanding balance and Google’s share of the revenue will both be fully refunded back to the affected advertisers.”
Wait. Wayment. Google AdSense, y’all are saying I was clicking my own ads??? WHAAA??? Who got the time to do all’at? I’ve never even told my readers to click my ads. If they do, fine. If they don’t that’s also fine. I take personal affront to this. I live an honest life. I try not to snatch wigs that don’t deserve snatching. Plus only thing I steal is my neighbor’s wifi if mine goes down. I LIVE RIGHT!
AND they aren’t paying me my remaining balance. For realsies?!? This some ol’ boolsheet! I AIN’T E’EM DID NOTHING!!! Owe me back, AdSense! OWE ME BACK MY MONIES!
I appealed the decision and I wait. And have been for like 3 weeks. And get this… if they rule against me and keep saying I’m the one clicking my ads, then that’s it. No more adsense for me. EVER.
No justice no peace. (-___-)
Thankfully, I’m a part of 3 other ad networks so I’m not as salty as I would be if they were the only way I was generating dereon dollars on this blog. But still…
Google AdSense is a big ol’ hater. (-___-)
I really wanna call them “Hater Bishes” but that might not help my case much.
P.S. If y’all wanna #OccupyMySidebar and advertise on my blog, email me at Luvvieblog@gmail.com for rates.
Update: Google AdSense denied my appeal. *throws tomatoes*