Tom Anderson from MySpace is… NOT the Father!
So I had a completely different post ready to go until I saw this video:
I am holding my stomach and trying not to fall out the chair. This man thinks Tom Anderson of MySpace is the father of his girlfriend’s child because the kid has blue eyes. And Tom is her only white friend.
When I tell you I am crying?!? LMAOOOO!! Where do people like this exist? What kind of foolish logic is this? And he’s all super sure of it too. Made a video about it and everything.
“The only people with blue eyes are white people. HELLO! I’m not white. Look at me. I did a little investigating on Shannon’s MySpace page. She just so happens to be friends with a white man named Tom Anderson… I think Tom is Shannon’s special friend for sure.”
Dude is talking about his “investigation.” His GOOFASS didn’t “investigate.” He stalked her MySpace friends list and then found one beige face, and deduced that he had to be the father of her kid.
People are out here losing at life. And the girlfriend. How does she even go about trying to tell this fool that she’ont e’em know Tom. We have GOT to become choosier as a society and a gender. THIS is the person she chose to lay with without prophylactics. The fool who can’t wrap his mind around the concept of automated friends.
Oh and Maury’s face the entire time? PRICELESS! He looks like he wants to fall out his chair too. Talmbout “Joe. Guess what? You ARE the father!”
The ridiculousness of this whole thing. I’m STILL laughing at this.