Have you read Part 1 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011? No? Well read that first then come back.
So, here’s the other 25, in no particular order of foolishness.
50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011. Part 2
*looks on calendar* Man, mine stops at month 12. She must know something none of us do.
26. RT @tAKAunia: I NEED A FRATERNITY TEST cause LEBRON might be the baby daddy now
RT @incarlitoshead_: #sidechickchristmasgift Fraternity test
I wonder if the result will come back Iota. (-__-)
27. RT @furiouStylez: do lesbians have periods?
Naw but they definitely got exclamation points. This dummy here… O_o
O______________________o Really??? No seriously. WHAT THE HELL??
29. RT @Jae_Millioso: What the fuck are “donserly lights btw?!?!?”
Donserly lights. DONS-ERLY LIGHTS. Donse… WAIT. Wayment. You mean “dawn’s early lights” from the Star-spangled banner? *lays my burden downs*
30. RT @KendriaRenee: My feyonce is definitely not chilling
You mean fiancé? Ma’am, I need you to have a seat \_ and get acquainted with a dictionary.
31. RT: @DarthKlaus: I swear some of you females of extra over these Lewisboutons, they’re only fucking heels.
Christian ain’t slave away in them factories for you to give someone named Lewis credit for his work. HE AIN’T.
Lewbuttons. Are those orange bottoms??? This is why some folks can’t have nice things. At all.
32. RT @TheKidSeanMac: Having TRUE “passion” is the key to Long Jeverdy
Long what now? Ok sir. O_O
33. RT: @Genenne: I coin myself the cereal monogamoust. I’ve dealt with 3 men in the last 3 years.
Lemme find out she’s been messing with Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam. (-__-)
Is “klamidia” what Kappas get? No shade because I don’t e’em… aight.
35. RT: @RonnyCartel: I’m pretty sure my grandma has die of beaties.
*sigh* Not diabetes but “die of beaties.” Some of God’s children are losing at this English life.
36. RT @MrStrapless: R.I.P Biggie…best rapper alive
But wait… (._.)
Sequence dresses. Sir…
38. RT @ATrain314: its SICKER cell u idiot. RT @RazorRamon: Does TBoz still have single cell?
I’ont e’em know who loses the most, the correcter or the first fool.
39. RT @Da_eXception: Love spelled backwards is evol (evolve)
Except it isn’t. WOMP.
I just need Jesus to hold my mule! *wall slide*
41. RT @Chip_Goon: Our joodishal system is awful.
So is your spelling.
42. RT @SmokinWithINK: I always wondered how obeast people shaved under their arms.
Obeast people. Ma’am…
44. RT @ATL_princess: jus got an A in summer term!!! Told yall I had poetinchal
Somebody gotta show me some receipts because she needs more people. Poetinchal. Ma’am…
45. RT @CEO_Fangs2: W.I.F.E. = We In This Forever.
W.I.T.F.: What in the f*ck? Fail.
ufwegorewijrpgpreowfke. Bury me in a #sequence #alphet, for I AM SLAYED.
47. RT: @IamthaBizzness: Benny Honda’s got some popping ass food.
Benny Honda’s. Where’s THAT at? Oh. She means Benihana’s. iCan’t.
48. RT: @WheresKatStacks: 6 + 0 = 6, 6 x 6 = 12, 12 + 2000 = 2012. Epic, right?
If Johnny don’t go sit his simple ass somewhere. He needs to go #OccupyASeat. Raggelly theory.
50. RT: @monty588: This restaurant got a real nice umbeyonce.
Who runs the world??? UMBEYONCE! “Ambiance” is the word. iQuit though. I’m tired. Good day.
So… there goes my list of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011. If you know any of the people on this list in real life, pull them to the side and ask them if they need tutoring. I’m sure they can get the help they need. Or tell them to pay attention to that red squiggly line that is only there to save us from ourselves.
Tomorrow, I have ONE last post for you. The 20 Dumbest CELEBRITY Tweets of 2011, featuring Tyrese, who’ll make up at least half of it. So come back one more time for that.
I’d like to #PayAmish to Oxford for slaving over candlelight to create the dictionary we should all use to ensure our correct English. Putting this list together has given me #CarpetTunnel but I’ma do it again next year. To celebrate being done though, I’ll go to #BennyHondas, since the #Umbeyonce is nice. Although they don’t have #FlamingYoung there, I might opt for some #SeizureSalad. I don’t do #HammyDowns so I’ma rock a fancy #Sequence #Alphet with #Lewisbuttons and slay all the hoes.
Soooo… which fail tweet is the biggest fail?