So, as I promised after Part 1 & 2 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011, here’s the final list of the year: 20 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets. Some celebrities have really cheapened their stardom by acting out constantly on Twitter. Every time a celebrity tweets, a publicist quits his/her job and goes to work at Wal-Mart because it’s easier. The lack of vetting has made some of our favorite famous people look like the average non-spelling and non-logical fool.
But I had to do this list separately, honestly because of Tyrese. I like the man. He’s all chocolate, and looks like a tall drink of Coca-Cola (;-)). And “Baby Boy” is an urban classic. Ask BET to vouch for that, since they play it at least once a week, and I watch it. But the man isn’t the sharpest tool in the box. However, he doesn’t know it, and he takes himself very seriously to the point of hilarity. In the past year, folks have submitted so many Tyrese tweets to DumbestTweets.com that I had to give him his own hashtag. And this has also led to him blocking me on Twitter. Yes, really.
Soooo yes, Tyrese is half of this list but it’s for reasons. Trust me. So here goes:
20 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets of 2011
Shoutout to DJ Pandora on Station WV-Internets! O___O
And y’all wonder why Kim’s brother can’t get no job. He’s too busy spending time attempting self-fellatio.
“Highgean.” Soooo people just don’t respect that red squiggly line AT ALL.
I just… I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYNA TELL US, TY! Especially the last sentence. “That ghetto hot sauce will stay forest” has me scratching my head like I got lice.
Who is Justin Beaver??
Not “anorexic” but “anoronix.” Now Metta… *deep sigh*
Someone come get Omarion out the paint. He’ont believe in lesbians b/c when they get around him, they change. INTO WHAT? Bow Wow? Have a seat, sir. \_
“Hell Mary.” Oh. (-_-)
Drake is up there acting like Aaliyah’s his holy mentor and guardian. Lemme find out that God made Aaliyah Drake’s Heavenly Sister. Apparently, while he’s on stage rapping like a diabetic sloth, Baby Girl’s cheering him on. I don’t think so. Wheel Chair Jimmy might wanna go have a seat cuz… NAWL!
Yeah! Go get a “PAPS MER!” O_______________o
Rumor is that this “aurthur’s” book “Manology” is a best-seller. iWeep.
But wait… O_o
“Session finally.” Raheem, that’s “season finale.” Lawd…
This is about as deep as a drool spot.
Bonus tweet from our favorite:
I was going to do 25 but I got tired, and you can’t blame me. After sifting through these 1,000+ proofs of the demise of good grammar, my eyes are cussing me out! And my soul is weary.
So I hope you’ve all enjoyed these lists. Same time next year for dumbest tweets of 2012? YES, LAWD! In the meantime, get your fix by visiting Dumbest Tweets regularly because it’s updated daily. If you see any tweets that make you *facepalm*, submit them on the DumbestTweets Submit page.
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