Whose Country Uncle is This? Oh. Hey, Charlie Wilson

I ran across this picture of Uncle Charlie Wilson at last night’s Grammy Awards and I just *facepalmed*

Charlie Wilson

*blinks slowly* Sooo… wut? O________O I have so many questions.

* What is Uncle Charlie Wilson rocking on top of his head?

* Did he shave a chia pet and gently place the growth on his dome?

* Why would he just open a curly yaki pack and place it on your scalp like it made sense? I mean, I don’t understand.

* How did that thing stay? Is that the work of super glue? It’s gotta be.

* If we knew this is what Unc Charles was gonna do when he cut off his braids, would we have told him to keep them. Yes. We would have.

* Does he realize he looks like a character from a skit in “In Living Color?”

* Did he really leave the house with a phony ponytail without the slicked hair part?

Someone gotta explain this to me because I don’t get it. What is on this man’s head??? I ain’t e’em got time for Charlie and his hair kufi.

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  • Nakia February 13, 2012, 12:46 pm

    This is why he is married to a white woman.

    • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 4:14 pm

      LOL what does that gotta do with anything?

  • PhDreezy February 13, 2012, 12:49 pm

    For some reason, he puts me in the mind of Eddie Murphy.

    And his suit is too tight for him to move his arms.

    That is all.

    • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 4:13 pm

      The whole thing is wrong.

  • Shelia February 13, 2012, 12:56 pm

    I just fell out of my seat from laughing so hard at this photo lmao! Charlie Last Name Wilson looks a hot mess! And he has that “I’m so sexy” pose going on lol him and Eddie Long must use pubes from the same ____
    Yeah fill in THAT blank

  • paintgurl40 February 13, 2012, 12:59 pm

    he done lost his damn mind…..

    • paintgurl40 February 13, 2012, 1:02 pm

      and don’t just have a seat anywhere, go sit in a damn seat at the nearest BLACK barber shop.

      • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 3:48 pm

        Looking a good fool.

  • WhyOWhy February 13, 2012, 1:08 pm

    Charlie Wilson got a slick back with a rod set O_o!!!!!!!!!!

  • Capricorn February 13, 2012, 1:29 pm

    One thing to say:

    THIS IS YOUR GRANDADDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    • Christina February 13, 2012, 2:39 pm

      OMG! This has made my life. I just finished watching Mr Browns comedy special…

      • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 3:39 pm

        LOL that’s so appropos.

    • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 3:40 pm

      *high pitched voice* THIS IS YO GRANDADDYYYYYYY

  • mymorex09 February 13, 2012, 3:07 pm

    I do not have time for Charlie last name Wilson and this Adebisi hair hat. I. DO. NOT!!!

    • mymorex09 February 13, 2012, 3:09 pm

      Also, is there a french roll in the back? Inquiring minds need to know.

      • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 3:37 pm

        LMAOOO!!! I’d FALL OUT if there was. Wouldn’t put it past him though.

    • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 3:37 pm

      Basically. I ain’t got the minutes or the seconds for Charlie.

  • IfYouEverComeBack February 13, 2012, 3:20 pm

    I don’t even know what to say about this exceopt WTF?

    • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 3:36 pm

      I still need to know who told Charlie this was ok

  • IfYouEverComeBack February 13, 2012, 3:30 pm

    BTW I really hope you do a review of the Grammys cause I missed most of it and your reviews are always funny.

  • Chelsea February 13, 2012, 3:56 pm

    someone needs to get a full couch for him to sit on, clearly he is loosing his hair, let it go son! how old is he anyway like 50 something?

  • Marsha S. Haneiph February 13, 2012, 4:45 pm

    Seriously, some of these famous people need to give their staff the side-eye. Especially whoever’s convincing all these starlets and/or old hags to wear see-through lace outfits and granny panties underneath. The madness must stop!

    • Luvvie February 13, 2012, 9:27 pm

      They got too many enablers.

  • CaspercutieSTL February 13, 2012, 10:13 pm

    I just flashed on Frenchie from In Living Color.

    • Kenya December 14, 2012, 11:10 pm

      Because he’s rich, he’s hip and all the ladies love the way his front curls dip!

      DEAD @ Frenchie, that was my boy!

  • That Dude February 13, 2012, 11:44 pm

    Was he shopping in the Eddie Long Wig Collection? And what is that in his teeth?! Black jellybeans? He needs better people…looking like an Eddie Murphy ‘Raw’ reject

  • I Am Your People February 14, 2012, 2:45 am

    Remember that episode of the Fresh Prince when Uncle Phil got a toupee? Now we know what happened to it

    • Moni February 28, 2012, 10:49 pm

      “I look like Little Richard, Attorney-at-Law.”

  • Ericka Suzanne November 8, 2012, 6:11 pm

    That right there on Uncle’s head is a merkin. Not familiar with merkin, Google it 😉

    • MzQuinn September 24, 2013, 7:32 pm

      Absolutely *DEAD* at merkin! You get bonus points for excellent vocabulary and a side-eye for causing me that mental image! Please say nice things at my funeral.

      • Dani C. September 25, 2013, 2:34 pm

        THIS. Your comment to the comment gave me my ENTIRE LIFE!!! Lawd hammercy lmaooo

  • Taj Mahal December 12, 2012, 5:15 pm

    Look up Mrs. Puff from Spongebob Squarepants, and tell me there isn’t some resemblance.

  • amy in dc December 12, 2012, 5:20 pm

    UH, holy crap. Git some real friends, Chuck.

  • LBoogtheATLDoll December 12, 2012, 5:22 pm

    Ten months later, I look at this photo of Unca Chalee and STILL all I can think of is Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b8suo6dUxRw/TJzcMy4lFvI/AAAAAAAAAnI/ZwnELArwdao/s1600/Judge-Doom1.jpg

  • MissG December 13, 2012, 6:47 pm

    If he makes one false move it is ALL OVER!! Everything is gonna pop out & fall off.

  • PJ2020 December 13, 2012, 7:08 pm

    *Snaps fingers* Hated it!

    I didn’t know they were bringing back Men on Film. O___o

    • Zimmy September 24, 2013, 7:38 pm

      *flatlined*

  • Golden December 13, 2012, 7:49 pm

    This kinda looks like my prom hair from ’97, but I had a French roll in the back

  • mochazina December 14, 2012, 3:14 am
  • Bree September 24, 2013, 7:22 pm

    OOOOOH. Uncle Charlie looks like he really threw some 1/8 of a church wig on. NO!

    • Luvvie September 24, 2013, 7:27 pm

      LMAOOOOOOO at 1/8th of a church wig. GOOD BYE!

      • Dani C. September 25, 2013, 2:37 pm

        I just can’t with yall today. Not even gonna be able to do it x Got me laughin/cryin at my damn desk… this just isn’t acceptable! _____^___^^_____ officially flatlined.

        Somebody call it…

  • Zimmy September 24, 2013, 7:36 pm

    iQuit @ “hair kufi”.

  • Ashley September 24, 2013, 7:37 pm

    This reminds me of the episode of Fresh Prince when Uncle Phil wanted to get a toupee & he and Geoffrey make the Little Richard reference..

    See clip: (ff to about 38 seconds in)..

    http://youtu.be/eE0Wgov6ntE

  • Veronica September 24, 2013, 7:41 pm

    Lord, he done stole nana’s curly church wig. Cut off a section, glued it to his head. Now what the devil she gon’ wear? XD

  • mizzpicklezz September 24, 2013, 8:14 pm

    Now it this was the best “piece” selected for him..what else was laying out on the table!!!??? LOL!! iShuddr!!!

  • Deja September 24, 2013, 8:56 pm

    I didnt know chias came in a blend of 1B and 4.

    • Tracey September 24, 2013, 9:57 pm

      Don’t you know? The first thing that came to mind was, “I wonder can you mix the Chia Pet song with ‘Burn Rubber’?” That would be the bomb hustle song….

  • Scott Hanselman September 24, 2013, 9:30 pm

    That’s Halle’s wig from “The Call.”

    • Buttascotch September 24, 2013, 10:08 pm

      yaaaaaaaaaas Scott yaaaaas…lololol

    • niche September 25, 2013, 10:56 am

      LOOOOLLLLLLLL that’s why i couldn’t e’em watch that movie! her wig ruined me for it from first glimpse during the trailer. NAWL.

  • Sharonda September 24, 2013, 11:19 pm

    This is why I keep a small circle and a mini pistol in my lower back. Let me find out my peeps are “yes” men…and watch ’em catch a hot one. Have me wrapped in leather rockin sista curls on the red carpet. There’s not a jury in a 100 yard radius that’ll convict me…’cause it’s self-defense. And I’m singing a solo at the funeral off key.

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