Lil Kim the Asian Mermaid Steps Out
So… Lil Kim. I’m officially worried about her.
Who is this strangerbish? No. Just… NAWL. I don’t understand. Where is Lil kim going dressed like a hoodrat vampire? I really wanna know the occasion where this ensemble is perfectly appropriate in the dead of almost summer. It’s not like Halloween is around the corner either, so I can’t use the excuse of a costume party to help her out. She’s really rocking a velvet cape jacket with a onesie, to accentuate her fake hips and stumpy legs. No one is here for this, Kimberly! Not no one. Unless your name is Dracula and you’re looking for your next victim.
Also, when did Lil Kim LEGIT start looking like an Asian mermaid? Looking like her name is Ariel Mulan. I am worried for her because she keeps doing whatever she’s been doing to her grill and she’s gonna look like a rejected cartoon villain. Cruelle de Vil will look amazing standing next to her.
I’m worried for Kim. For realsies. I mean damb. She used to be so pretty. Now? She looks a hot mess and that hairhat on her head? Made from the best hay found in the middle of the barn.
I want her to stop looking like the reflection of a fun house mirror one of these days. That is all I want for Christmas and Hanukkah.
I don’t have time. Y’all come get your cousin, Kimberly Jones. She’s making my eyes hurt. Looking like racism and self-hate. WOMP.
Am I the only one who’s concerned about Lil Kim? I can’t be.