YouTube is the Devil. This Video is Proof

Someone sent me a link to this video below. And I watched it for 3 minutes before quitting. Because I TRULY had many “WHAT THE DEUCE??” moments. And it made me want to call my internet provider and cuss them out for allowing me to have wifi and the signal needed to view this.

Umm… SO… I have questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS. I won’t ask any though. Because I’m trying to keep my plot of land in the clouds. The one Jesus promised me. I’m just gonna keep giving this blank stare O____________________O. And I need to go fight whoever brought it to my attention.

iCan’t. YouTube is truly the den of iniquity.

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  1. Dana
    July 24, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Why lawd….

  2. July 24, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    I’m not gonna lie. This first time I clicked on this
    and saw that girl jump out of that Crouching Tiger
    position….I ran away from my damn laptop.

    • Annette
      July 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm

      Lol Thank you, I needed that laugh. I will skip this one.

  3. July 24, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    What in the…? Who in the…? I can’t even…

  4. MsBstar
    July 24, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Umm…. yeah. I don’t want no problems from the man above and my womb, so I’m gon sit with a TIGHT lip on this one.

  5. momandteacher
    July 24, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Luvvie!!!!! IHATEU!!!!! And I’m going to find you in DC on Thursday and tell you to your face! If I lose my little shack in heaven over this, I’m coming for you.

  6. Shantel
    July 24, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    Really just had a questionable parenting skills moment as I called my 16-year old son to “come see this.”

  7. Les
    July 24, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    You were able to watch 3 minutes? I didn’t get to 2…

    Should have a *will haunt you in your sleep* disclaimer.

    • Denise
      August 7, 2012 at 1:44 am

      I didn’t even get to two minutes either. That is a minute and thirteen seconds I am never getting back.

  8. July 24, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    We gotta pray….

  9. July 25, 2012 at 12:40 am

    *shakes fists at Luvvie then clicks x*

  10. niknok
    July 25, 2012 at 12:41 am


  11. Milaxx
    July 25, 2012 at 1:06 am

    *THAT* is seriously disturbing. We’re talking in the level of the smoking 2 year old crazy. Even my cat stopped in his tracks and stared at the laptop.

    I’m gonna pray for the people of this world.

  12. July 25, 2012 at 9:44 am

    I think this “baby” is really like 37 years old. And this is some sort of weird porn. I just watched this on my work computer. Luvvie…you gotta help me find a new job. O_O

  13. Marsha S. Haneiph
    July 25, 2012 at 11:59 am

    To quote Captain Jack Sparrow, “Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.” *runs away with arms flailing*

  14. July 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    This is an alien badly disguised as an Brazilian baby.

  15. donell
    July 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    for those of u with weak constitutions – u missed the crotch *dig* (yes, dig, not just a grab) at about the 3:20 mark.

    it was indeed at a very young age that bonita rosario alvarez gonzalez…or big bobo as she later came to be known…realized the bright lights of the skrippa stage beckoned her.

    only one question from me though – hoooooow did luvvie make it through this post without making not na’ahn reference to rick rawse’s titties??

    • ngb41179
      July 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm

      donell, get out of my head! I just sat here and thought to myself, “someone needs to start praying that baby off the pole right now.”

    • TnB
      December 23, 2012 at 9:19 pm

      I saw that too. Le’Sigh!

  16. July 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    My eyes cannot un-see this. My dog is looking at my laptop like the RCA dog with his head tilted to the left.

    THIS AIN’T A BABY, LUVVIE!!! Why must you make me cry?!?!? Now I gotta find another way to get to Heaven…

  17. July 26, 2012 at 9:39 am

    @Luvvie you are hilarious. After seeing this clip, all you can ask is why Lawrd.

  18. Kim
    July 26, 2012 at 11:08 am

    help me baby Jesus…

  19. October 20, 2012 at 4:08 am

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  20. TnB
    December 23, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Luvvie!5 months later…I just can’t with you. But OAN…I bet she can’t slide like that on the carpet. Ok, imma stop!