Whatchu Got On, Foxy Brown?
I was minding my own business when someone sent me this pic and I just wanted to fight somebody.
But I don’t understand. What is Foxy Brown’s #alphet about and what made her go on stage looking like this? Upon viewing this picture, I asked Jesus to take the wheel and He said “NAWL, my child.” I respect that.
Foxy got her Ill Na Na all out and she’s ill-equipped and much too old to be dressing like this anywhere outside of her boudoir. Ill NAWL NAWL. She got Nicki Minaj looking like Santa Maria and to do that, you must have done too much, wore too little. I’m not here for this. And it looks like Nicki ain’t either. She’s in her head like “This heffa here tried it.” She did, Onika. She tried and failed.
I need Inga to never do this again. Wherever she dropped off her pants, I need her to go pick them up and let her thighs inhabit them because that is the right thing to do. This is not how you find relevance, Foxy. Yes, we’re talking about you but it ain’t for the reasons you want us to.
Either way, girl put your damb pants on. Got the nerve to leave the house in your Hanes Her Way brief panties like that’s ok. You look a fool. A pantless plum fool.
Whatcha’ll think of Foxy’s ensemble? Also, where are her friends? I must know.
Edit: Many of y’all have mentioned her wig. Foxy just can’t let that Wet & Wavy go even though it’s Messy & Terrible. Bless her heart.