My Comprehensive Review of the 2012 VMAs

I didn’t watch it. I was too busy not giving a damb. And watching the President of the United States SLAY at the DNC. So that is all.

No fucks Given

Did y’all watch it? How was it?

P.S. LMAO!!! Don’t fight me for this post.

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  1. September 7, 2012 at 1:46 am

    I watched exactly fourteen minutes of it. I would rather watch a marathon of Single Ladies than to waste another fourteen minutes. And I HATE Single Ladies.

  2. JROC
    September 7, 2012 at 2:56 am

    All i’mma say is. 2Chainz and Lil Wayne on the same stage was enough Coonery to set our people back about 63.7 years and they did it all in 4 minutes!! Over it! iCan’t

  3. September 7, 2012 at 7:47 am

    I didn’t watch either, but I was hoping you had so we could discuss this Rihanna/Chris Brown hug/kiss that went down. But even that is hard to give too much of a damb about.

  4. September 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Hahaha!! I literally laughed out loud when I read this! Especially because I was thinking, “Luvvie was tweeting about the DNC. So I know she was watching like I was! She must have recorded the awards and watched them later!” NOPE! Hahaha! I LOVE this post! Posts like this are the reason that I love your blog!

  5. BrandNew
    September 7, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Aint nobody got time for the VMAs *Sweet Brown voice*

  6. nankie
    September 7, 2012 at 11:28 am

    YOU AINT SHIT LUVVIE!!! To think a favd this to read when I got home from work. *fights the air*

    And that GIF… Man!! LMAO

  7. Gee
    September 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    That GIf..that shit needs to be ENLARGED so I can use it as a screen saver! VMA’s? hell

  8. Deepwater
    September 7, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Hi, I did Luvvie. Mr. Beautiful, ahem, Prez Obama was absolutely fantastic. He was good lookin’ as all get out, made his points succinctly to the American people. He was carismatic, as that of Michelle on Tues and Bill Clinton on Wednesday night. The man’s smile is sooooooooooooo magnetic. He looked good in his suit/tie, hair close-cropped and shaped, beautiful smile, beautiful teeth, the man is just straight up beautiful, Michelle Obama is one lucky lady, I’ll tell you that. Malia and Sasha are young ladies now not the little girls we saw 4 years ago. He was absolutely fantastic.

    • September 8, 2012 at 9:00 am

      Girl I watched the speech. I was asking for a review of the VMAs. But agreed!

  9. Deepwater
    September 7, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    should be charismatic…..

  10. Ms. D
    September 7, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    I was at an event last night. I got home and the second showing of that crap was on. I read a book until I fell asleep. I wouldn’t have known who half those damn people were any way.

    *Didn’t MTV stop showing music videos like 10 years ago?*

  11. Kate
    September 8, 2012 at 1:35 am

    Uhh…I don’t know why they don’t put the VMAs on during the same time they play their music videos, which is from 6-7 am. Those are the only folks who would know what nominated videos were actually deserving. I think we need a sternly worded letter saying “Dear MTV, the VMAs are irrelephant…yes, I said irrelephant”