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Disney’s Monsters University is Totally Awesome

Disney first released Monsters Inc. in 2001 and folks LOVED it. I know I sure did. Boo was adorabo and Mike and Sulley stole our hearts. Now they’re coming out with a sequel to it called Monsters University (and they’re re-releasing the original in 3D).

To commemorate this release, the folks over there created a Monsters University website. It’s fully-functional and super comprehensive. The site looks better than some REAL university sites. Monsters University is where Mike and Sully went so we’ll get to see their lives as students there.

Monsters University Logo

The MU site is laid out just like you’d expect any other university’s. They got admissions, campus life, academics and even a store! The store’s awesome too because they got sold-out t-shirts and sweatshirts for 4-armed creatures. And the rest of us 2-armed folks can buy one of the regular tees (and I’d totally rock one). Disney is adept in taking all our monies.

Monster on the quad

Every university needs a good student on the quad pic and they surely have one.

There’s so much hilarity throughout the site. Like in the “campus safety section.”

“Wednesday, 11:21pm – Students accused of “continually” lifting and transporting narcoleptic roommate to different areas of campus while asleep — and leaving him with only minimal amounts of clothing.” 

HA!

And the school history is comprehensive, talmbout how they were founded in 1313. I love their attention to detail. The school’s president is Victoria Gross, and teachers are named stuff like Dr. Tawny Van der Slime and Dr. Rufus Oozeman. There’s a School of Scaring and School of Liberal Arts & Monstrosities.

They even have Greek life. These are the fraternities and sororities:

Monsters University Greeks

LMAO at Gamma Roar Roar (GRR). *slaps knee* I LOVE IT!

Seriously. Disney wins at things continuously and I’m always here for it. This Monsters University site is everything and it made my day. Because I’m so easily amused. I’m getting my whole LIFE from this site! Kudos to the team behind it because this is brilliant work. They get ALLA props!

Am I the only one who lowkey wants to go to this school? I mean, if they’re taking non-monsters, I’d be so down. Too bad they’re not taking applications. O___O

If you went to Monsters University, what Greek org would you pledge? I’d like to pledge Slugma Kapa Theta.

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11 Comments

  1. Cheekie
    October 9, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    My Disney/Pixar stan self SQUEALED when I saw this the other day. It is pure genius. Pixar always has a knack for paying attention to the little details and this puts that to a whole ‘nother level. Great marketing device! Makes it fun for us.

    I’d totally pledge Gamma Roar Roar (GRR) because I’m a Leo. #thismakessense

  2. BE
    October 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Lol…I will be the one skipping classes. Scary faces 101 is for the birds. Sign me up for Advanced Scare You Out of Your Skin 1336 though.

  3. October 9, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    LOVE the little “I Am MU” ads that look like the “I Am Monster’s Inc” ads from the first movie. I’m loving this.

    I’d prolly do Eta Hiss Hiss. LOL

    This just brightened my whole day.

  4. LB
    October 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Do it have a “Booty Wall” like Howard U?!

  5. Dominique
    October 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    OMG! I’d so be down with dating a member Gamma Roar Roar. That just sounds like shenanigans ‘OWN DECK’ and I’m here for it!

  6. RB
    October 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    I meannnnn they do provide need-based financial aid. Doesn’t hurt to try Luvvie. I plan to apply for the fall. Doesn’t hurt to try. Lol

    #IJS

  7. teenikki
    October 10, 2012 at 12:08 am

    Disney is a beast!! I LOVED the first movie. L.O.V.E.D. My eyes sweated at the end.

    Now, I’d be all about Eta Hiss Hiss!!!! And the Gamma Roar Roar is on the fraternity side LOL But, how would they do hand signs???

    I have questions tho…

    Is there a Slimey Mae (Sallie Mae)? Like, do you get zapped or banished is you don’t repay your loans? Or can you just eat the debt collector? LMBO

    Do they have ethnic groups? Like One eyed, Crawlers, Tentacled, etc? Is there a Cyclope Student Union?

  8. tammy
    October 10, 2012 at 4:49 am

    “Thursday 11:10pm
    One of the Pep Squad’s pom-poms reported missing. It was later discovered in the equipment room cozying up to a spare football.” – LOL REALLY???!!!
    I wanna go to MU!!!!

    “Thursday, 12:08am
    Four female students report prank phone calls from an unknown male caller pretending to be a lost human.” – I’d be the ‘lost’ human wanting to take classes, LOL.

    This is…I JUST LOVE IT!

  9. Stephanie
    October 10, 2012 at 8:00 am

    This website just gave me life this morning. This movie came out on video my sophomore year in college, and my and my best friend/roomie were obsessed with this movie. We watched it over and over, memorizing lines, everything. The fact that there is a college website brought back so many good memories.

  10. October 11, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    I saw this website the other day. It is so DAMB cute! Made me want to go to college all over again. I think I would do well in Biology/Monstrology… 😀

  11. paintgurl40
    October 13, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    TOO CUTE!! i’d pledge either python nu kappa or slugma slugma kappa.