The annual tradition continues, folks. Pointing out the stupidity on Twitter is a year-round job that happens on DumbestTweets.com. But it’s important to spotlight the cream of the crop of the foolish. Part 1 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012 is up, so here is the rest, as promised.
80HD and this fool wasn’t talmbout a giant TV. When I realized he meant ADHD, I jumped off my couch onto carpet.
27. RT @foreva_RN_ladii: oh my 3yr old god son call me to sing for lease Navidad and but getting mad when I started singing with him
For lease Navidad! Where can I rent a Navidad? Are they expensive? Are there coupon codes I can use?
28. RT @Dec8Baby: Is whippy gold bird gay?
Who the hell is Whippy gold bird? Ma’am, you meant WHOOPI GOLDBERG??? Chile… iCan’t.
29. RT @LadyBSmart: It was a mescado kind of night.
Girl you better drink pepsi. That’s easier to spell than moscato. Bless you.
The Electrical college? What happens there? Do you learn how to hook up A/Cs? Do they teach you about not touching hotlight bulbs? (-__-)
31. RT @junior904g: Is it true that fried oysters are an afrodezyact?
Afrodezyact. Sweet 5 lb 7 oz baby Jesus in that manger. REALLY? Not “aphrodisiac” but “afrodezyact.” iCan’t and iWon’t.
32. RT @MandaSwaggie: Kurt Cobain is that guy from Glee, right?
*facepalm* NO MA’AM, HE IS NOT! GO TAKE A NAP!
*sigh* We need our schools. So kids can learn. This shooting was so sad. But this one here talmbout “condoughlensis.” I hope he stays in school cuz…
34. RT @Blakeseaz: So hot in the office one of the secretaries thought she was metal pausing.
How does one metal pause, exactly? Do you stop using staples? Do you flip over everything that isn’t wood or paper? Sir… you mean MENOPAUSING? I am unable.
35. RT @cmp_66: Ladies do you prefer natural birth or sea sexion?
A sea sexion? That sounds freaky. And I’ont want it. O_O
36. RT @madame4madame: Beyonce was born in Houston… not Texas.
RT @Keeeeyz: Drake is Canadian? say word I thought he was from Toronto…
Atlas just shrugged so he could come kick yall in the shins. They should really start requiring Geography classes in school.
Intuition or at least the red squiggly line should tell them they can’t spell that word right. Womp.
38. RT @whysotrill: Frank Ocean is buy sexual? What’s that mean?
It means he picked up his sexual at the store since it was on sale. (-___-)
39. RT @NerdRat: I think Elle Varner has some sexual inewwindows in that song refill
Thank you, Inspector Obvious. But next time, use a word you can spell, because you just butchered innuendo.
You got the wrong King, bro. SMH!
41. RT @FictitiousRisa: I always ovary act to small stuff.
Girl, get your life.
42. RT @DeiondraSanders: Who’s winning the Chicago & Bulls game?
RT @_MACCole: I hope it’s Heat vs. Miami in the finals. that’s gon be a good ass game.
Listen. It’s okay if you aren’t into sports. Don’t fake it like this. It’s a fail waiting to happen.
43. @PhillipBranham: Your dairy air looks rather ravishing from this vantage point.
STOP TRYNA BE FANCY! Y’all gotta stick to words you’re comfortable to spell. He just wanted to use derriere but ended up talmbout milk and oxygen. No sir.
Is Mars looking for citizens? Because some of the people on this planet are dumber than space rocks.
45. RT @beautythreat: He love it that I’m boll leg it.
I am unable to can. iCan’t. Not bowlegged but boll leg it. Where did we go wrong?
46. RT @DulahMAN: Are you Republican or Dominican!???? Be honest
Sir, I am Nigerian. Oh you mean Democrat. WOMMPPP!!! O___O
47. RT @AngusBiggar: MJ died at 58. Whitney died at 48. JFK died at 38. Amy Winehouse died at 28. Justin Bieber is almost 18… Just saying.
If you don’t sit your pontificating ass down! All the wrongness! MJ was 50, JFK was 46, and Amy was 27 when they died. AND even if the numbers were right, what do they have to do with the price of Justin Bieber’s swoop bang in China? SIT DOWN.
48. RT @RetroTheron: Cream Abdul Jabar was overrated as fuck.
Cream Abdul Jabar must have played for the Nutritious Basketball League.
49. RT @StevenJDixon: If you are still a girlfriend, that is why you are not a wife. #Don’tMakeMeGoHard
Another decepticon relationship expert with too many followers and not enough common sense.
The iFold tower. Is that an Apple bookshelf? Because that sounds dangerous. (-____-). This fool meant “Eiffel.”
Goodness gracious. I’ve facepalmed so much that my forehead is probably permanently red. But I made it through! WHOOT!
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