Most celebrities aren’t famous because they’re the smartest. They just happen to be good at something. Or they’re attention whores. When they get on Twitter, they show all their basicness and I’m sure their publicists are somewhere weeping in the name of fail. This is why this list is necessary, separate from the main list. The rich and famous might have money but they often don’t have sense.
People wondered where Tyrese was on my Dumbest Tweets of 2012 lists and I had to remind them that he needed a special list for his foolishment. This year might be his smartest yet though, because he didn’t do as bad as usual.
So here’s the list. Also, my use of the word “celebrity” here is kinda loose. You might not know some of the folks on this list but they’re recognizable by thousands so I’ma let them cook.
Yes, because as a white dude, there’s many ways to use that word in a non racist way. STFU! Also, it’s “allowed.”
2. RT @KrisHumphries Anyone know where I can quick get a Tetnis shot in Boston?
Sir, TETANUS. Bless you. I see that Kim Kardashian wasn’t with you for intelligence. Not that anyone suspected that to be the case.
3. RT @KevinHart4Real: I know Iceland isn’t a continent but its in Antarctica which is a continent so HA…
Umm… sir. That’s not e’em the case. Bless him.
NO SIR! Have a seat. What does any of this have to do with the price of weave at the Obama Beauty Supply?
What’s a siccor, Ryan?? You already lost the game because whatever it is doesn’t seem to be able to compete with rock or paper. You ain’t gotta know how to spell to swim so…
6. RT @RickyRozay: Climbing the latter of success you will encounter Barriers…they will not #holdmeback
Can you climb the former of success, Rawse?
7. RT @QueenKhia: I was @LilTuneChi first orgazam xoxo
“Orgazam” sounds like fabric. Oh Khia. My neck shakes, my back aches.
Happy 4th of July to you too, Metta! O__O
10. RT @Birdman5Star: The 5 most famous letters in the alphabet: YMCMB
No sir, Birdman. Not at all.
LEPERD KAUN!?!? Jaheim, this is why you can’t have nice things. Like invites to legends’ funerals. O_o
12. RT @Ochocinco: If you cover me let alone be in the facentity I’ll follow you bruh.
Facentity. That wasn’t e’em in vicinity of correct spelling. Womp.
Credict card. Chanel 7. Is that a new scent? Candy Camera. Is it made of starbursts? Lawd, Joseline. Stebie ain’t wid her for her language skills.
You know when something is so stupid that all you can say is “ok?” This is that. So much struggle, so little time.
15. RT @Tyrese: Ignore today…Ignore me tomorrow…My strong love consistently will concur all walls of false realities… A gift should be opened.
One day, I wanna understand what Tyrese be saying. Just ONE day.
Khia’s nudes might have many men mourning their woods so…
How do you get BANNED from Virginia, Waka???
Mike Epps ain’t that sharp. Also, who taught him how to make accents on the keyboard??? I blame you!
Because “condoms” is apparently too hard to spell.
Chile, bless all their hearts. Until December 2013. As always, check out DumbestTweets.com.