Dear NRA, A Stadium of Seats Awaits You
The National Rifle Association (NRA) has been tripping for a good while and they’ve been hitting their dougie all over the collective nerves of people with sense. They’ve more than earned this sternly-worded letter.
I’m beginning to believe that you have to be a dizzy dingbat to be an executive. Like there’s a test that folks must take before taking on any responsibility with the organization to ensure that they’re perfectly out of touch with reality and incapable of using logic and reasoning properly. That’s the only explanation for some of your antics. THE ONLIEST.
When the shooting at Newtown, Connecticut happened, you waited a week before making any statements. We all figured out that in that week, you were trying to figure out the perfect thing to say. Chile, we were so wrong. Your vice-president, Wayne LaPierre, stood behind the podium and blew our collective minds by blaming video games and music videos for gun violence. And then dropping the gem “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” Yes, because the world is a comic book. And what we all need to do is have more guns. And shoot outs. O____________o
In fact, the entire press conference read like a Saturday Night Live skit. I was half-expecting them to give Tina Fey props at the end. it was that foolish. I bet their crisis communications team are people who also worked for the Romney campaign. OOP.
Then you asked for a police state at schools. Yes, because what we REALLY need are armed guards at schools. Kids walking to class while soldiers with guns stand in the hallways. That’s exactly the environment we want them to learn in. NOT! NAWL! NO MA’AMS. NO SIRS.
And then y’all release some ad calling President Obama a hypocrite because his children get armed security outside of their schools while normal kids don’t.
I. AM. UNABLE. TO. DEAL.
Y’all have some gahtdamb nerve. You are questioning why the leader of the free world needs to have his kids protected? You’re questioning why the Secret Service is needed for the First Family. I don’t understand. How does that even make sense? Regular kids get kidnapped and hurt everyday. Why wouldn’t the children of the person who runs the country NEED security? No. Surely even the NRA can’t believe all this rubbish they’re talmbout. SURELY.
But what’s aggravating is how you have the nerve to make it seem like you’re caring for America’s kids by raising these stupid points. When it’s ALL for your interest as gun-toting fools who want them to be on the shelves of the local Walgreens.
AND THEN YOU CALL THE PRESIDENT AN ELITIST HYPOCRITE!!! Has any other president been called elitist for having Secret Service detail that he is OBLIGATED to have? Please look this up. I’ll wait. *Sonic the Hedgehof foot taps*
I just want you to SHUT THE ENTAH HELL UP, NRA! Just SHUT IT UP! Go find a ditch and throw yourselves into it. You out of touch belligerent dummies.
Ugh. I wanna fight all your faces. For your complete idiocy. How trite and obnoxious can one group of people be? Spewing tons and tons of boolsheet to get your shallow point across. Just some disrespectful summabishes. Where is Iyanla at to fix the NRA?
Seriously. The NRA makes me tired. And anyone who subscribes to this belief system makes me tired too. I wanna throw tomatoes at all of you. And then offer you a stadium of seats because you need to SADDOWN somewhere.
Yours in side-eye,
P.S. You’re terrible people. The end. We should drop you off in the Land of Abandoned People. They’re always looking for citizens.
So whatcha’ll think of the NRA’s antics?
Edit: I would like to make make the point that not all gun owners are here for the NRA. A lot of folks who legally own guns actually have sense. That is all. Carry on.