Because This Lion Deserves Shine and You Know It!

The next time you think you’re having a good hair day, take a second. And look at yourself in the mirror. And ask if you measure up to this glorious mane below.

Bitch Pride Lion Hair is Laid

Is YOUR hair laid like poetry? Is it fried, dyed and LAIDT to every side it needs to be like this lion? Mufasa went to the Dominicans to get that GOOD wash, blowdry and press and I am here for EVERY bit of it. Looking like he used that olive oil and shea butter hot oil treatment beforehand. And then deep conditioned. Coif looking lustrous and luxurious. WERK.

Hair is LAIDT like Hakuna Matata. YES GAWD!

Some people’s coifs aspire to this level of LAY-ABILITY but few can reach it. Simba’s daddy said “Look. Your struggles ain’t mine. And I will dwell in the shop. 7 days a week.”

I wanted to give this lion shine. Like whatever juices and berries he used gave to his mane. Look at Mother Nature. Your good hair day could NEVER.

iLive. And you do too. You gotta pay ALL the amish to this lion for this beautiful mane. Get into it.

So whatchu think? Did Mufasa give you follicular glory or what?

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  • natasha February 4, 2013, 3:31 pm


  • Charlotte February 4, 2013, 3:33 pm

    I just FELL OUT. That hair is laidt like the circle of life!

    • Luvvie February 4, 2013, 3:36 pm

      Hair LAID like Hakuna Matata. Ya hear me???

      • Charlotte February 4, 2013, 7:53 pm

        YAASSS! *waves handkerchief*

  • KayMonique February 4, 2013, 3:39 pm

    I live!!!!

  • The Kid February 4, 2013, 3:50 pm

    Hakuna Matata, its a wonderful hair day. That lion’s hair is laidt like a $20 dollar hooker on a Friday night.

    • Shevonne February 4, 2013, 4:17 pm

      LMAO! That’s laidt like a muhfugga.

    • Luvvie February 4, 2013, 4:56 pm

      Laid like a rug!

  • Helen Renee February 4, 2013, 4:52 pm

    He is looking READY! other lions don’t even try nothing on him. Like , “Naw… That’s Smoothfasa’s lioness. I’m good.”
    He makes me wanna get up and grab some V05 hot oil and change my life.

    Made my whole day!

    • Luvvie February 4, 2013, 4:55 pm

      “Smoothfasa.” Girl, I LIVE!!! LMAO!!!

    • Luvvie February 4, 2013, 8:06 pm

      Can I change this post’s name to “Smoothfasa Deserves All the Shine?” With your permission… lol I love that name!

      • Helen Renee February 7, 2013, 2:27 am

        By all means! Lololol!

    • Netriss McDaniels August 12, 2013, 2:44 pm

      Not the Vo5 hot oil!!!

  • Helen Renee February 4, 2013, 4:59 pm

    You know he just lives his life through a series of slow motion hair swings.

  • TJ February 4, 2013, 5:11 pm

    My sister sent this pic to me last night with the caption “Leyonce.” Lmao.

  • Jabari February 4, 2013, 5:33 pm

    Uh uh! LIKE PRIDE, BABY!!!!!! Luvvie, please go comfort my mama cause I’s is dead, chile!!!!!!! I’S IS DEADT!!!!!

  • TeeNikki February 4, 2013, 9:18 pm

    And came back fron the hunt and flicked his hair like “AND what!!” as if fell back into place LMBO

    • MsZ February 5, 2013, 8:40 pm

      ^^^ AAAaaaaahahahaha!!! and flipped it like the white girls do!!

  • Blackgirlinmaine February 4, 2013, 9:36 pm

    Lawdie B, lawdie B….I needed this laugh.

  • KDS February 5, 2013, 7:34 am

    I’m DONE!!!!!! His hair looks better than mine!?!

  • mrsd1106 February 5, 2013, 8:49 am

    See now I gotta rebuke you cause neither the good Lord nor the dark prince can be happy with how many souls you slaying on dis chere blog!

  • Jennifer Powe February 5, 2013, 1:25 pm

    Luvvie! This is so me when I walk outta that salon. Can’t tell me nothing.

  • Aisha J February 5, 2013, 2:30 pm

    Chile….your problems ain’t mine. Imma dwell in the shop twenty fo sebin! Lord! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • JoeBeau February 5, 2013, 3:09 pm

    Smoothfasa doesn’t even have to hunt or lurk in hiding. He stands tall and proud in the Savannah until a gazelle or water buffalo sees him, and the prey simply succumbs to a glorious death at the hands of the gawds of fabulousness.

    It almost worked on me all the way over here in America.

  • Kenkad March 27, 2013, 9:17 pm

    Real tears being shed ova here. Thanks

  • Kenya August 12, 2013, 2:53 pm

    I hope u plan on giving Funky Dineva and Tamar Braxton props for the swag jack. I’m amazed, this was so pressed yet so incredibly POINTLESS.

    • Luvvie August 12, 2013, 2:57 pm

      Well DAMB! You seem upset. And I’ve given Funky Dineva the Great many props. Chillax.

    • Luvvie August 12, 2013, 2:58 pm

      But lemme pay EXTRA #Amish since you so pressed.

    • Justlikehoney1 August 12, 2013, 3:08 pm

      Wet Blanket, party of 1….you table’s ready.

      • Kiss August 19, 2013, 2:41 pm

        I smell a haterbiish….

  • SheWrites80 August 12, 2013, 2:59 pm

    Luvvie I love you. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

  • Gayle August 12, 2013, 3:15 pm

    I’ve just fired my hairsytlist cuz I NEVAH had hair like dat!!!!! That piece at the top that appears to be floating has me contemplating doing a big chop and just starting ovah…….hide the clippers please

  • MarvyMds August 12, 2013, 3:17 pm

    I can accept that his hair is laidt all to be dayumned, but does he need to look so smug about it? That is what’s killing me.

  • Old World New Girl August 12, 2013, 6:08 pm

    To the King of the Jungle be the glory!!! Laidt like a miracle on Easter morning!!! lol

  • Mimi December 8, 2014, 1:27 pm

    My T Sharp!!!

  • Yvette December 8, 2014, 1:41 pm

    Honey chile, put a rainbow colored kimono on him and he will be Tracy Chambers (from Mahogany) fieerrrccceee! (Singing) Do you knooowwww where ya going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where ya goooinng tooo? Do you knoooooowwww?