Billy Dee Williams’ Denim Slayage: Throwback Thursday
Sometimes, you gotta look back where you came from to know where you are going! Today, I’m looking back to the old school G, smooth ass Billy Dee Williams.
Ladies and gentlegays. Look at Billy. LOOK AT HIM! My dude got on denim on denim on denim, looking like a jean factory exploded and an #alphet fell on him.
Who gon check smooth ass Billy in all his chambray glory? NO ONE, that’s who! And because he’s sleeker than a water slide with oil, he got one hand in his belt as he leans back and seduces you with his eyes. You see my nigs don’t dance they just pull up they pants and do the rockaway. Lean back, Billy. Lean back.
But let’s also look at that giant collar of his. The size of that collar must be proportional to the amount of cool. It MUST be. Because no one collar should have all that wideness. But Billy’s can.
We cannot forget the tie. It’s large, in charge and floral. To add that touch of “I care about you” to the ensemble.
Last but not least, please pay #amish to Billy Dee’s hair. Look at that roller set. You know whoever LAIDT his coiffure used some pink oil lotion after they washed it and put the rollers in. They sat him under the dryer and then they sprayed it with Pump It Up spritz to make sure it remained in this state for at least 4 days. He musta stepped out that salon and had women passing out in the streets in his wake. Billy made folks just lose their religion and underroos.
This is one confident man, and his come hither eyes are telling us all that although he knows he’s too sexy for his shirt, he will wear it anyway. Because his shirt is the only thing keeping us all behaving right now. Because he’s Billy Dee GAHTDAMB Williams, the Panty Slayer. The Titan of Drawls. The King of Swoon.
I am HERE for Billy Dee Williams. Always and forever. The original OG. Rico Suave’s mentor and giver of fever. YES!
Whatchu think of Billy’s alphet? Are you jealous that your hair isn’t LAIDT like kleenex? Let a G know.
P.S. the 70s were truly EVERYTHING.