Teddy Pendergrass is Slaying in His Firefox Fur: Throwback Thursday
Look at this AWESOME sumbish here! JUST LOOK AT HIM!
Teddy Pendergrass said he was gon slay anyone within a 54 mile radius and his mission was accomplished. He said he wanted to go in and let us ALL have it. HE WENT IN AND LET US HAVE!
YES, LAWD! Real Gs wear full length fur coats without sleeves and dare anyone to say anything about it. Who gon check him? Not n’an person. My man outchea in his monochromatic earth tone look while the Earth is behind him in snow white. On some “BROWN WILL ALWAYS BE MINE” steeze and I ain’t mad at him.
What occasion is he dressed for? Whatever he damb well pleases. This is an ALPHET that allows you to dictate the dress code of any place you step into. He coulda walked into an IHOP and everyone woulda had to leave to go home and change into something more appropriate.
I am here for Teddy and his chinchilla firefox coat. This is what I call morning AND afternoon delight. Looking like a bag of new money, old money and unprinted money.
I, for one, feel inadequate just looking at this picture. Look at all the dambs he does not give! Chile, iLIVE!
Mr. Pendergrass is so cool that his coat didn’t need sleeves. All he needed was a hole for his arms to go through and DASSIT. And he still retains warmth. DO YOU SEE THIS COOL ASS SUMBEESH?? You see him. Cooler than Antarctica’s coldest snap. Just ICY. Brrrrr!
And please let us not forget the pinky ring. That ring is the size of my whole wrist and it’s just chilling on his baby finger like “Hey boo hey.” Because the coat wasn’t enough to give you young, fly and flashy. He had to ACCESSORIZE to further give you what you wanted and didn’t know you needed.
My dude is fresh as he wants to be. Fresher than stepping out in spring rain after you spray Febreze in your house.
I need y’all to pay ALLA AMISH to Uncle Teddy in this picture! Classy and flashy. Cool and fresh. The Ol’ G.
This firefox is so fierce that Chrome is somewhere JELLIS!
They don’t make COOL like this anymore.
P.S. I must give shoutouts to Nichelle Gainer of Vintage Black Glamour. Her site is FULL of gems like this!