#PaulasBestDishes: The Best Twitter Hashtag in a Long Time

So some of us are just finding out that Paula Deen is racist and terrible. She’s losing today and Twitter has made her the butt of its jokes for the past 2 hours, to the delight of everyone. @BrokeyMcPoverty (writer and foolery enthusiast), asked if a hashtag existed yet, and it didn’t. So @Jeffuhz kicked off what has become arguably the best Twitter hashtag EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


#PaulasBestDishes is now a Worldwide Trending topic and I am getting my LIFE from it. So I took to Storify to save these tweets because they are too good and you all need to read them and cackle.

So below are some of the best ones (if it doesn’t load immediately, give it time. It’s because of the amount of tweets I included).

I AM HOLLERING!!! I will be adding more tweets to this too. Whooo. Good times!



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  • Silk! June 19, 2013, 2:07 pm

    I am CRYING!

    I’m also waiting for Franchesca to don a grey wig and make a video…

    • Tekiebelu June 19, 2013, 2:27 pm

      Oooo please Chescaleigh?! By popular demand?

      • Pebbles June 20, 2013, 1:58 pm

        Yes Chescaleigh!! Do it!

  • Tish June 19, 2013, 2:11 pm

    Let the Butter Bigot alone LOL

    • msvonnz June 19, 2013, 2:37 pm

      “Butter Bigot” = 1 life received

  • Jalanda June 19, 2013, 2:13 pm

    I almost lost my job an hour ago. Supervisor asked me what was so funny (I was crying…) and I had to make up a lie about my significant other saying something funny. She grew up in rural South Carolina and would NOT have found it funny. If ya KWIM?

    • RLouise June 26, 2013, 1:06 pm

      I am cracking up… I know I am late seeing these and only saw a few on Facebook. But I too am at my desk at work… just losing it. My favorite is
      Rosa Pork, with a side order of Okra Winfrey. #PaulasBestDishes Ok let me pull it together and get back to work… lol

  • Deja June 19, 2013, 2:18 pm

    This is the best Juneteenth present…ever.

    Ok, maybe second to learnin’ we is free…

    • Erin June 19, 2013, 4:15 pm



      • zenzi June 19, 2013, 8:15 pm


    • Jabari June 19, 2013, 10:30 pm

      Ma’am you will not murk me today!!!!

    • the girl June 20, 2013, 2:47 pm

      You win the internet today.

  • Fiona June 19, 2013, 2:32 pm

    I CANNOT TAKE THIS!!!!! I’m laffin’ so hard!!! All of these are classic!

  • KemaB June 19, 2013, 2:36 pm

    Some of my personal favs that had me and my coworkers in tears:

    Seperate but Eclairs
    Eli Whitney’s cotton gin and juice
    I want my country back ribs
    Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette
    Still I Rise yeast rolls and the three best

    Guess who’s not coming to dinner rolls
    You hear white folk talking you better hushpuppies
    We shall over crumb cake in that order

    Here lies Paula Deen time of death Juneteenth

    Twitter can really rise to the occasion and be so creative

    • PreachaKid June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm

      I hope you put these on Twitter…hilarious…this would have been a great office game for the day…

      • KemaB June 19, 2013, 3:44 pm

        I wish I could take credit but these are from twitter and had me cackling at work. The best I could come up with on my own was one drop of blood orange and mango salsa lol

    • latebut June 19, 2013, 3:28 pm

      someone said EB Tea. here i lay!

      • lady_A June 19, 2013, 7:18 pm

        “EB Tea.” iHollered.

      • RETTA82003 June 20, 2013, 10:48 am

        omg…i was in a bad mood but that made me laugh hard

    • MrsWashington June 19, 2013, 9:19 pm

      That was hilarious! Thx for sharing!

    • gabi June 20, 2013, 12:55 am

      DYING @ Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette

      • Aisha Johnson June 20, 2013, 9:23 am

        This IS the Debil! Ahahahahahahahahaha!

    • Nicole - seattle June 20, 2013, 2:01 pm

      Dying – I’m at work dying right now!!! We shall over crumb cake – my coworkers hate me right now. There’s no way I can share with them this hilarity!! Thank you!!

  • chanel June 19, 2013, 2:37 pm

    I stopped reading at Coon on the Cob. I can’t take. Do not resuscitate.

  • Jalanda June 19, 2013, 2:43 pm
    • Angie June 19, 2013, 6:18 pm

      Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!

    • MsNikki June 20, 2013, 11:08 am

      I have no words. If these allegations are true, which I suspect they are, you can’t just sit around and come up with this crap, I hope Paula Deen loses EVERYTHING! Same for her brother and the rest of the incompetent racist dirtbags that work for her. I can’t handle.

  • Bre Antionette June 19, 2013, 2:59 pm

    DEAD!!!! @ Emmett Tilapia – that definitely took some thought LOL

  • RozB June 19, 2013, 3:04 pm

    Black guy peas and rice

    Uncle Tom’s cabbage

    Buffalo Soldier wings

    • Nicole - seattle June 20, 2013, 2:04 pm

      DYING – BLACK GUY PEAS AND RICE!!! I can’t; I just can’t!

  • Lisa June 19, 2013, 3:08 pm


  • LaShawn June 19, 2013, 3:09 pm

    I am DEAD. Laid out. Ready for the funeral. This hashtag almost got me fired today! ROFL

  • latebut June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm

    real tears.

    the nigs in a blanket and massaroni and cheese almost put me out!

  • D124 June 19, 2013, 3:33 pm

    bigot baked beans

  • KT June 19, 2013, 3:45 pm

    LOL… “sambolaya”

  • casket ready June 19, 2013, 3:52 pm

    this was the best laugh i had in a while and i definitely needed it!!! i had to log off life after “klancakes” and “trayvon martini’s” tho

    black twitter always makes horrible situations so much better =)

    • DrHeather June 20, 2013, 11:16 am

      CACKLING @ Trayvon Martinis!!! *Dead, ascended, and brought back to life*

    • LadyLarke June 20, 2013, 12:28 pm

      Trayvon Martinis though!!!! iCried! Scared my poor white officemate b/c I started choking lol

      • Nicole - seattle June 20, 2013, 2:18 pm

        I am SO glad I’m not the only black person working that done scared their white coworkers after reading this and CRACKING up hilariously!!! They would never understand….. LMAO – can’t breathe laughing so hard!

    • TM June 21, 2013, 2:09 pm

      My white coworker, just seriously turned around and asked if I was ok, lol! I’m over here with tears in my eyes.

    • nikki2k July 1, 2013, 11:27 pm

      Omg I can’t stop laughing

  • casket ready June 19, 2013, 3:55 pm

    also…”yo name is toby turnovers”?!?!

    whyyy tho???? *cries*

    • VERONICA June 20, 2013, 6:42 pm

      My neighbors knocked on the door to ask if I was ok cause I was hollering for a good 10 minutes for this one!!!! I had to close on the windows before I read on

  • LaTasha June 19, 2013, 4:33 pm

    Oh I hollared and cried!!!

  • Ros D June 19, 2013, 4:36 pm

    Porch Monkey Bread

    • Angelia June 20, 2013, 2:27 pm

      I see a pink slip in my future!!! I’m at my desk CTFU!!! OMG, I needed this laugh today!! Keep em coming, folks!!! *wiping tears*

    • Angelia June 20, 2013, 2:30 pm

      Sambo Salmon Patties!!

  • Tiffany June 19, 2013, 5:15 pm

    I am sure that if I did not already work from home, I would have been fired b/c these have me SO weak I needed to lay down. I’m talkin’ bout get on the floor cryin real tears. Sometimes, I love Black twitter, and today is one of those days!

  • frnak June 19, 2013, 5:18 pm

    Uppity Side Up Eggs

  • glamazini June 19, 2013, 5:24 pm

    You. Hear. White. Folk. Talking. You. Betta. Hushpuppies. 0_ยค #death

    • Willet784 June 19, 2013, 7:48 pm

      That is the one that made me flatline along with Field Negro Greens with a Light House Negro Viniagrette. They just so encapsulated her racist mindset.

  • anita June 19, 2013, 5:47 pm

    40 acres and a meatball

    • Gracie June 20, 2013, 11:20 am

      anita! Girl #icant with you. #imdone

    • Karen June 20, 2013, 1:13 pm


  • LanaLisa June 19, 2013, 6:13 pm

    I died @ “Tar baby back ribs” and ” wade in the watermelon”!

    • Karen June 20, 2013, 1:14 pm

      Wade in the Watermelon! DONE! DEAD! ROTFL!

  • MuseNia June 19, 2013, 6:17 pm

    My side literally hurts!!!!!! Laughing at this foolishness. There isn’t enough butter or mayo to lift Ms. Dean out of this conundrum she has placed herself in. #REDNECKTRAINWRECK!

  • Milaxx June 19, 2013, 6:28 pm

    Facebook got hashtags just in time. Some of the graphics folks are making are hilarious!

  • Froggyis June 19, 2013, 6:37 pm

    I don’t know if they got it but I wanna add Yes Suh Massah Potatoes.

    • Joy June 20, 2013, 1:07 am

      *Dead* Just DEAD.

    • KemaB June 20, 2013, 2:17 pm

      I hate you for this lol

  • PDiddie June 19, 2013, 6:55 pm

    Martin Luther King Ranch Chicken… smdh

  • jamie June 19, 2013, 6:57 pm

    See… Now Angie makes me remember what a big deal Paula made on Oprah Next Chapter when Oprah and Gayle came to visit. She gushed making a big deal about giving them each their own cabin to sleep in. They didn’t stay in her house. LOL! Now everything is suspect.

    Angie says:

    June 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!

  • Trina June 19, 2013, 7:11 pm

    Luvvie you owe my boss approx 4 hours of time on the clock. I need to know where to send the bill.

    I have never been in mourning and cackling all at the same time. Only you can give us life when we want to die!!! Do you know how many of my recipes she made better? How many secret ingredients she has given me to keep from my fam over the years? Thousands. Millions. Well its been a lot dang it!!

  • Lauren June 19, 2013, 7:13 pm

    Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Luvvie! I haven’t had this much fun on twitter since that one time you had us all roasting that ‘relationship expert’ until Scandal came on.

  • Danielle June 19, 2013, 7:16 pm

    Lawd Almighty! I’m so glad I waited until I got home to read these, because reading and laughing like a jackal at these tweets at work would have SURELY gotten me fired. “Coon on the Cob & Nigs in a Blanket” slayed my WHOLE entire soul. Please play “Precious Lord” as I ascend to be with my Heavenly Father….

  • WT June 19, 2013, 7:27 pm

    The best one I’ve seen so far today is:
    OJ killed Nicoleslaw

    • Cubanamama June 19, 2013, 8:57 pm

      I am STILL hollerin’ at that one…stomach muscles I didn’t even know I had are hurtin’!!

    • pup June 19, 2013, 9:46 pm

      Ok, that just did me in!

    • Veronica June 20, 2013, 10:34 am

      Dead and decomposing on site!! That one was the killa right there!!!!!!!

  • Fortune27 June 19, 2013, 7:49 pm

    Reading these hash tags has been a reminder of what a great sense of humor we have and thank the Good Lord for that!

    So, here’s my contribution: “peas ala pickaninny”

    Thank you Paula for the laughs, you pitiful woman.

  • GetGrownPHD June 19, 2013, 8:23 pm

    The Best from Facebook

    “Paula Deen is catering the George Zimmerman trial. Bringing her famous “double nigger nigger chip cookies”

    Waiting to Ex-kale & Arugula Side Salad
    Porch Monkeybread
    Swing Low Sweet Cherry Apricot Cheesecake
    Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens
    Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream
    You Tol Harpo To Beet Me Salad
    Tyler Perry’s Meet the Hashbrowns
    I Know Why The Caged Fried Chicken Sings
    Uncle Tom’s Cabbage
    Blessed & Highly Flavored Rice Cakes
    Negropolitan ice cream
    Their Eyes Were Watching Garlic Mashed Potatoes
    All served with Tyler Perrier water

    I don know nothin bout birthin no Baby Back Ribs

    • Jabari June 19, 2013, 10:43 pm

      I____________——-> Here lies Jabari (1990-2013)…he was a good man, a strong man, a caring man but all of this was instantaneous halted after reading GetGrownPHD’s comment on Luvvie’s website….He will truly be missed….If you will now join us for our collective twerk/leyomi drop session in his honor…..

      • Willis June 24, 2013, 2:35 pm

        Tears. I am in tears. But grateful for the intelligent entertainment. Luvvie and crew of commenters renew my faith in humanity and our abitlity to overcome the ratchetness that tries to creep into our l

    • Kim June 20, 2013, 1:39 am

      You have not got damn sense! I can’t stop hollering and now I have a headache and a sore throat!
      At my after-pass, please make sure they serve Uncle Tom’s Cabbage, I know why the caged fried chicken sings, porch monkey bread, massaroni and cheese. Thank you!

    • Anais June 20, 2013, 10:16 am

      I BREATHE!!!!!! I AM CRYING!!!! NO!!! OoO OoO!!!!! I’M DEAD!!!! AHHHaHaHaHa!!!!!

    • Nicole - seattle June 20, 2013, 3:23 pm

      Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens and You Tol Harpo to Beet Me Salad did me in. That’s it; done. I hope you are happy. My face hurts and my entire body is asleep from laughing so hard. I. CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING! Thank you so much, but you know you are wrong for that! ๐Ÿ™‚ thank you for being wrong! Negropolitan ice cream – dang it!

    • Nelliebean June 21, 2013, 12:22 pm

      OK….. I have been cacklin’ about this since 300 am this morning (my husband rolled over, looked at me and rolled his eyes and went back to sleep), and I can not deal anymore. “Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream” officially put me over the edge. I am officially dead, and GONE Tuh Glory.

    • Doug June 21, 2013, 12:23 pm

      I’d like me some cullud greens and coon bread

  • pup June 19, 2013, 8:27 pm

    Twitter made me soooo proud today!

    • pinkjelybean911 June 21, 2013, 12:50 pm

      Yes they did!! Yes they did!!

  • Seech June 19, 2013, 8:30 pm

    Funniest thing I’ve ever read. My sides are hurting from laughing.

  • 30thoughts June 19, 2013, 8:38 pm

    So mad at “Coon on the Cob!” That was a good one. Rotfl

  • TAS June 19, 2013, 8:55 pm

    (Sangin’) Ham Bone, Ham Bone Have Ya Heard

  • TAS June 19, 2013, 8:58 pm

    Paula…. All These Post About You Are Real… I Promise You They Are Not “SPAM!”

  • dagirlcshelle June 19, 2013, 9:14 pm

    This hashtag is the reason I officially joined twitter an hour ago. I shed so many tears. SMH

  • Adrienne Carver June 19, 2013, 9:24 pm

    *flatlined* @Back of the Bus biscuits and Yes Suh Massa potatoes! !!!

  • Gigi June 19, 2013, 9:24 pm

    “Coon on the Cob”, ” Nigs in a Blanket”

    I can’t!


  • Jessica Lou June 19, 2013, 9:29 pm

    “Emmit Tilapia” I CACKLED!

  • Teatyme June 19, 2013, 9:57 pm

    Bottom of the boat baked beans.

  • Ashley June 19, 2013, 10:04 pm

    if you ask me funniest one i saw was:

    “Don’t matter what you name it, she’s still gonna call it Toby”

    I blacked out HA! the shade… i wonder if she’s reading any of them? Probably thinks they’re hilarious since she’s such a fan of racially insensitive jokes smh

    • VERONICA June 20, 2013, 6:57 pm

      Tell the Paster to come quick!! Too late, im______________!!!!!! LMBBMFAOOOOO

  • Synch June 19, 2013, 10:09 pm

    Ralph J Honey Bunche of Oats
    Dr. Martin Luther King Cake
    Malcolm X-mas cookies
    Barack Eyed Peas

  • Melanie @MelanieMedia June 19, 2013, 10:16 pm

    I’m crying! I’ve been reading these to my mom and we both can’t stop laughing!

  • NYC June 19, 2013, 10:30 pm

    “Run nigga Rum cake”

    • Kim June 20, 2013, 1:32 am

      Hops in casket naked, you done killed me!

    • LadyLarke June 20, 2013, 12:40 pm


      • kate June 22, 2013, 12:43 am

        i have to add on own personal entries:

        i don’t know know nothin’ bout birthin’ no baby back ribs

        big black buckwheat pancakes

        octoroon macaroons

        and finally

        Cool Whipped Chocolate Parfaits

  • BookPerm June 19, 2013, 10:41 pm

    Coleslaw and the Family Stone

  • SB June 19, 2013, 10:51 pm

    cotton picking pecan pie
    pickles deep fried in land o’slaves butter

    • Synch June 19, 2013, 11:03 pm

      Cracker crusted fried chicken
      Homemade Lynchables
      Redneck tacos
      Beans and coonbread

  • kelly June 19, 2013, 10:52 pm

    I haven’t seen “I have a dream-cicles”
    #PaulasBestDishes but I did tweet it.

  • Sarah Brown June 19, 2013, 11:26 pm

    Some of My Best Friends are Blackened Burgers, Y’all.

  • Sarah Brown June 19, 2013, 11:30 pm

    and Credit to His Race CrabCakes

  • Sarah Brown June 19, 2013, 11:43 pm

    I just keep remembering a recent airing of the Tonight show when Paula threw her legs around Jay Leno, grabbed her crotch, and said, “I wet myself.” It was “appaulingly” unladylike.

    High Cotton Hoe Cakes
    Field Hand Peas with House Servant Dressing

    I can’t stop now that I have started.

  • Liquarius June 20, 2013, 2:01 am

    don’t forget “hash brown vs board of education”

  • Bre Nicole June 20, 2013, 2:23 am

    NEVA in my WHOLE DAMB LIFE have I had to stand up and stretch because I laughed so hard that I now have sore abs!!!!!!!! I am SICK to my stomach and weeping!!!!! SLAYED! MURKED! Bless my soul!

  • Billy June 20, 2013, 7:33 am

    I saw one last night “Some of my best friends are black bean salad”

  • Roltonio June 20, 2013, 7:37 am

    Here’s my 2 cents:
    “Gollywog Gumbo”
    “Brown Bag Betties”
    “Hottentot Cakes”
    … And now I have to go take a shower…

  • Lisa Newlin June 20, 2013, 8:38 am

    I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am at these, but so many of these are pure brilliance! I love the “Back of the Bus Biscuits” and “Nigs in a Blanket.”

    I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. I love that there are so many clever people on Facebook!

    Here’s some of the other N-words she should learn…maybe it will help with her public image?


    • Oyan June 20, 2013, 9:49 am

      What is the Facebook address, where you got these? Thanks in advance.

  • Coley June 20, 2013, 8:41 am

    I am HOLLERING at work…

    • Drea June 20, 2013, 10:11 am

      YAAAAS! black twitter never ceases to rise to the occasion.

      • Oyan June 20, 2013, 10:57 am

        It does;and I was online when the first wave broke, and it was amazing to see the ‘surge’ of responses. There were so many ‘tweets’ that were, witty, creative, hilarious, powerful, painful and frightening (Emmit Tilapia, Trayvon Martini) or humorously offensive/racist, ‘coon pone’ or ‘porch monkey’ bread. Loved every contribution. And most, if not all seemed to capture the history of the Black American experience, i.e., from slavery, ‘Slave Trader Joes’, to the present, Stop and fricassee’. Genius; humor out of pain, blood from a rock. wow!

  • Aisha Johnson June 20, 2013, 9:15 am

    I don’t have twitter however I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! LOL. My room mate and I was cackling at these tweets, chile, swoon!

  • KDS June 20, 2013, 9:16 am

    I would like to thank you all for the laughs this morning. You have made my day!!!!

  • Aisha Johnson June 20, 2013, 9:20 am

    My room mate and I cackled at the tweets! It gave me life over and over again. I apologize, I don’t have twitter, however, I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay’s Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! Ahahahahahahaha!

  • KDS June 20, 2013, 10:04 am

    How about: Kunta’s (pig) Feet and Kizzy Kale!

  • Lynece June 20, 2013, 10:11 am

    Mo-Tee-sah Teacakes.

  • Nina June 20, 2013, 11:07 am

    I absolutely cannot! LOL!

  • RavenJ June 20, 2013, 11:31 am

    Neck-Bone Thugs in Harmony

    • Key from the City June 20, 2013, 2:31 pm

      Police coming to arrest you for murder.

    • beeswax June 21, 2013, 2:07 am

      Neck-Bone Thugs in … Hominy


  • Leesa Dean June 20, 2013, 11:35 am

    two more:

    n*gga, peas!


    Paula sends her kids to school with a box of Lynch-ables.

    • Nicole - seattle June 20, 2013, 3:31 pm

      O M G nigga, peas! – dying, dead; seriously! LMDAO

    • VERONICA June 20, 2013, 7:05 pm

      LMBBMFAO!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!

  • S.Green June 20, 2013, 11:41 am

    I told my boss I needed to go home so I could properly laugh at all of these!

    • Lynece June 20, 2013, 11:54 am

      Oh, Dear. LOL My neighbor knocked on my door to make sure I was all right. He said I sounded like I was having an asthma attack. I couldn’t even explain …I just pointed to the laptop, because I couldn’t get the words out.

  • Lynece June 20, 2013, 11:48 am

    Homemade Nappy Headed Ho Hos.

    • KDS June 20, 2013, 12:16 pm

      LOVE IT!!!!!!!

  • Karen June 20, 2013, 1:06 pm

    Stick a fork in me! I am DONE!!! Flatlined, in the GRAVE! LMAO! These are hilarious, people! We’re so creative!! Certainly an expression of creativity to flip the script on painful things. In the spirit of laughs and togetherness here are some more: Bigot Bytch BBQ, Blackie-Berrie Cobbler, Jiggaboo-nana pudding, MLKale. A Breakfast of: Otay Oatmeal and Buckweat Pancakes. With a side of NIgga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam, Bloods and Grits and Steal Away Scrapple.

    • whynotaskwhy June 21, 2013, 11:49 am

      I flailed my arms out in my office….*gga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam?????????AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHahahaha

  • cocoberrie June 20, 2013, 1:10 pm

    Whenever I’m having a bad day, I come here to have a good laugh! Thanks so much Luvvie! xoxo

  • Nirvana_KM June 20, 2013, 1:12 pm

    I am laughing so hard my nose is running…this brought light to this dark day at work. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • karen June 20, 2013, 1:16 pm

    So happy I found this today! Ya’ll are hilarious!!!!

  • KDS June 20, 2013, 1:21 pm

    We WANT MORE!!!! WE WANT MORE!!!!!

    • Nicole - seattle June 20, 2013, 3:34 pm

      I follow you ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Tonya June 20, 2013, 1:50 pm

    Uncle Tom’s Cabbage n Sambo stew, Massa’s marmalade, LYNCH-ables, sharecroppers salad, savory slavery sausages..bon apetite! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Key from the City June 20, 2013, 2:36 pm

    Here are my contributions:

    Eggs Overseer
    Black Caesar Salad
    Beat him with a Cane Syrup

    My favorites thus far:

    Massa-roni and cheese
    Lettuce from a Birmingham Jail

  • Angelia June 20, 2013, 2:37 pm

    Ike & Tina turnovers

  • Angelia June 20, 2013, 2:49 pm

    40 ounces and a mule

  • Tan June 20, 2013, 3:20 pm

    Field Nigg Peas with snaps
    Couldn’t resist lol at all comments

  • pup June 20, 2013, 5:39 pm

    My fav – The revolution will not be microwaved. Twitter is still going in! Lawd hammercy!

    • Elle June 21, 2013, 6:21 pm

      LMAO…I can’t!! It will not be microwaved…hahahahaaa

  • tamara June 20, 2013, 9:31 pm

    Coon-aid jello shots

    Omg over here HOLLERING

  • AK June 20, 2013, 10:13 pm

    Nobody did Egg Whites-Only Omelet yet though?

    • Ramblin' Wreck June 21, 2013, 11:22 am

      Oh shit…

  • evertri June 20, 2013, 10:13 pm

    House Negro chilli with crackers

    • evertri June 20, 2013, 10:15 pm

      Pickaninny Pate’

  • Ramblin' Wreck June 20, 2013, 11:29 pm

    It’s midnight…

    I just called my mom AND grandma. Three generations HOLLERING!

    Y’all are foolish.

  • Ash June 21, 2013, 12:42 am

    Egyptians Were White Bean Soup, Quadroon Quiches,Welfare Queen Crumb Cakes.

  • Nelliebean June 21, 2013, 12:35 pm

    Pinepple uppity negro side cake was on twitter too….OMG. No more!

  • Aisha Johnson June 21, 2013, 1:34 pm

    Oh Happy Day Ham Hocks
    Gentrified Chicken and Waffles
    Jubilee Jell-o Shots

  • phatlips June 21, 2013, 3:52 pm

    Nigga Don’t Let the Sun Set on You Hero Sandwiches
    Slave Cabin Cabbage Slaw

  • weskimcom June 21, 2013, 5:53 pm

    I am Loving vs. Virginia this.

  • Elle June 21, 2013, 6:19 pm

    Ok since I was late and only saw all this today, those were hilarious, I laughed my tail off…my favorite for the day was:

    Underground Railroad roasted chicken served w/ get yo Assparagus n the field & house slave salad. W/ water hose tap water #paulasbestdishes

    Good times…

  • hotlanta June 21, 2013, 7:11 pm

    Cotton meringue pie (hope I spelled it right)
    Black slave cake
    Crispy Fried Negroes
    Let’s Whip the Last Slaves Tonighttttttt (Donna Summer Song)
    Frederick Douglass Hair Weave #64 at your nearest beauty supply sto
    Slave Idol-new talent show. Whoever sings the best slave songs wins
    Air Slave Airlines= where we take you from one slave state to another. There will be a $25.00 fee for all cotton bales that you carry on the plane.
    Hot Butter Slaves-Get this sex tape and see what Harriett Tubman really had going on inside the Underground Railroad

  • Q June 21, 2013, 7:26 pm

    Did you all watch her apology video? I just heard that Food Network will not renew her contract when it’s up this year.

    I won’t watch her reruns, but I can’t stop making her Cheeseburger Meatloaf!! #dontjudgeme

  • hotlanta June 21, 2013, 7:33 pm

    Say Yes to the Slave Dress
    The Slave Wives of Mississippi
    Maury holds the gold envelope and says, Yes Slave Jim you are the father. You have 10 kids on the Suggs plantation, 15 kids on the Drew Plantation and one by massa’s daughte Ms. Ann

    To Catch a Slave on Dateline tonight at 9:pm
    Dixie Dish Pie
    So You Think You Can JiggleBoo
    Slave Swap-slaves compare life on different plantations each week

  • SociallyHermittable June 21, 2013, 10:45 pm

    And to think that I spent my good money on a Paula Deen knife! It was deeply discounted at Big Lots, but still! I should hunt her ass down with it and slice the bacon off her back!

  • Columbus Ohio June 21, 2013, 11:47 pm

    YaLL so funny, I think I’ll go and make a pot of
    Black Eye Deen for my MIDNIGHT snack..

    Coloured people sho can laugh, I ain’t gonna
    nurse anymore of her grand babies. I’m 64 and my
    body is tired now.

  • hotlanta June 22, 2013, 2:00 am

    Cracker Oats Oatmeal
    Shuffle Along Electric Slide
    Put A Whip On It
    Let’s play the game Hide and Seek From Massa
    Carribean Slave Cruise Line
    Sex Slaves in the City
    Massa said, “turn off the lights Im coming to your cabin” (sing to the tune of Teddy Pendergrass)

    Midnight Slave Train to Georgia
    I Ain’t Your Pappy Corn Meal Mix
    Buckwheat Braids
    Slave Train, Slave Train. Let’s go down the Slave Train line
    Darky, the black dinosaur
    Abroham Lincoln freed the slaves so Brorak Obama could become President
    Here Come the Overseerer, Here Comes the Overseerer

  • Ash June 23, 2013, 1:29 am

    Jim Crow Crab Cakes
    Sweet Mammie Tiddy Tea
    Mulatto Mashed Potatoes

  • Mioshee Greer June 27, 2013, 5:24 pm

    I just laughed so damn hard snot came out my nose cause I was trying not to laugh out loud

  • Watts D. Matter July 1, 2013, 12:44 am

    Butterflied McQueen Steak served with Esther Rolls.

    Earth Kitt Kats

    Nat King Cole Slaw made w/ a special Cabbage Calloway

    Separate but Equal Eggs Whites and Colored Yolks

    Jive Turkey with Hot Sauce

    Imperial Wizard Lizard Gizzards

    Niggard Peas

    I Wish a Nigga Wood Smoked Salmon

    3/5th of a Personal Pizza

    Filet of Sole Train with Dom Cornelius Wine

    Ike Turner Beets and Tina’s Blue Salad

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  • Jammy July 7, 2015, 4:52 pm

    Once again, Black Twitter proves they ain’t sh*t! LMAO