Yesterday morning, Geraldo Rivera, he of epic moustache and soldier coordinate reporter, woke up and decided he was proud of what he looked like. He tweeted “70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…)” and included a selfie of himself shirtless in the bathroom.
I saw it so you have to too.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAHHHHHHH!!! My eyes! They burn!
I mean, the man isn’t just shirtless, he’s NAKED! The fact that I can see his V-trail… OMG! *faints* I don die.
I feel dirty. This is the anti-thirst trap. Thirst traps are pictures that make you swoon. This picture makes me wanna pour hydrogen peroxide on my eyeballs for purification. Folks saw this pic and wished for their 3rd eye togo blind. Some things you can’t unsee.
I want to go buy him a shirt he never takes off. Or have him tattoo one on. But you can tell he just KNEW he was too segzy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts (us).
The culture of selfies has gone too far, y’all. TOO FAR! When you have Grandpa Geraldo tweeting pics of himself buck nekkid in his gloomy bathroom, that is when you know this is officially too much. NO MORE! But at least he wasn’t also doing duckface. Silver lining?
Did I say ew? Well let me say it again.
Of course he deleted the tweet. Probably after his kids threatened not to speak to him til Thanksgiving. What was he tryna accomplish with this pic?
Put on your shirt, Mr. Rivera. No one is here for that. This isn’t to say 70 year olds can’t be segzy. But THIS one? Wells… nawl.
Whatcha’ll think of shirtless Geraldo? And is there a 70 year old celeb who you’d want to see sans shirt?
P.S. You’re welcome!