All Great Granny Wants for Her 100th Birthday is Her Thirst Quenched

One great grandmother turned 100 recently, and her local news station wanted to interview her on what it’s like to hit that century mark. Because it’s no small feat. Well, it didn’t go as anyone expected. Watch the NSFW video below:

I. DON. DIE. The fact that the first thing she said is “How’s your dick hanging?” I damb near passed out. I didn’t know whether to cackle or be disgusted but I’m pretty sure I did both. That reporter looked like he wanted to cover himself up with a blanket. Poor thing was so uncomfortable.

And when he asked her what it means for her to be 100 years old and she said it means she could get 100 dicks??? *FAINTS*

GREAT GRAN GRAN! That reporter is like “Oh lawd, I’ma get fired.” They’re lucky this wasn’t live because the censors woulda went NUTS (no pun intended) during this interview. Cuz e’em after they told granny to be PG, she still did what she wanted. EVEN when her daughter tried to appeal to her and get her to talk about how God has blessed her, she wasn’t to be moved. SHE SHALL NOT BE MOVED.

She is on a MISSION for peen and she’ont curr who knows it. I love old people because they are TRULY fresh out of any dambs to give.

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She is too wise and has seen too much to care about you, me, our feelings or couth. Like a real geriatric goon. Granny just wants her thirst for peen quenched. She wants that birthday secks. *cues Jeremih’s song* DASSALL!

Chile… HA!

So whatchu think of great grandma’s request?

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  • Tish July 11, 2013, 1:00 pm

    She ain’t dead!

  • TeeNikki July 11, 2013, 1:04 pm

    All of my cans were looted and plundered. Did you peep how she was swaying like she just KNOW those 100 pleasure pops are gonna be GOODT! #slain

  • Lovely July 11, 2013, 1:12 pm

    She dont give a damn, no sir not a one and I am here for it all the way big mama!!

  • Serenity July 11, 2013, 1:15 pm

    Somebody ought to pay somebody to hook her up. How often do folks turn 100….

  • Nicole WJ July 11, 2013, 1:38 pm

    Hey…if the body is willing & the creek don’t rise…!

  • Amber July 11, 2013, 1:48 pm

    A hundred mothafuckers can’t tell her nothin…. She sure said what she wanted to the end of that interview. I’m DYING!!!

  • cocoberrie July 11, 2013, 1:49 pm

    Well, God bless her horny little heart…she had that reporter squirming uncomfortably in his chair, lol

  • TajMahal July 11, 2013, 3:23 pm

    That lady has probably been on a dry spell for a while and all she wants for her “hunnith” is a slab of southern, got-no-sense, backwoods paynus! That’s all! Somebody hook gramma up with a lapdance or something!

    • Jabari July 12, 2013, 8:47 pm

      Looka here, I gots Nature Boy and buff Lil’ Ray Ray on the speed dial….we can get some thangs started!!! Ya Heard Me!!!

  • MsTwix July 11, 2013, 3:25 pm

    “Like a real geriatric goon”

    This comment gave me life this afternoon. iCackled with you LuvBug 🙂

  • MyTruthNotUrs July 11, 2013, 3:53 pm

    *coughs*
    Um, yeah – that’s definitely gon be me…..*smirk*

  • Ashley July 11, 2013, 5:14 pm

    The video’s been taken down, Luvvie. 🙁

  • R July 11, 2013, 5:22 pm

    OFF THE CHAIN!!!! The sex drive doesn’t change after 99 🙂 Funny, she has a one track mind.

    Here is another link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixD80G0ITho

  • Vee July 11, 2013, 7:58 pm

    I am about DEAD after seeing this video. I am in TEARS!

  • MzPk7 July 11, 2013, 10:12 pm

    OMG I almost had and asthma attack laughing at this video. Too funny!

  • ChilltownTV July 12, 2013, 11:25 am

    I think she probably has a bit of alzheimers (statements like that typical with alzheimer’s patients.) It made me cringe cause if she does has a little alzheimers, it’s wrong to show it. I’m glad they took it down.

  • tammy July 12, 2013, 2:06 pm

    “a slab of southern, got-no-sense, backwoods paynus!”

    ………………..ha! That finished me!

  • RP14_96 July 12, 2013, 3:28 pm

    She has the secret to a long life!!!

  • Jabari July 12, 2013, 8:50 pm

    You know what, Nanna Mae, iApprove…Gwon get you one a them long, young and tender thick thangs and get you a black ta celebrate the aftershock baby!!!!

    Chile, I plan to be this reckless (if the Lawdt let me see a hunnit), feeling all on the big nursemen #DontYouJudgeMe

  • carmool July 14, 2013, 3:01 am

    Nas needed One Mic an all she needs is hunnit dacks…prallim??

  • Grace Gryme April 27, 2015, 11:55 am

    i just happened on this madness and am in tears at work

    i died …went to hell for laughting…Lucifer kicked me out and I died again

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