One great grandmother turned 100 recently, and her local news station wanted to interview her on what it’s like to hit that century mark. Because it’s no small feat. Well, it didn’t go as anyone expected. Watch the NSFW video below:
I. DON. DIE. The fact that the first thing she said is “How’s your dick hanging?” I damb near passed out. I didn’t know whether to cackle or be disgusted but I’m pretty sure I did both. That reporter looked like he wanted to cover himself up with a blanket. Poor thing was so uncomfortable.
And when he asked her what it means for her to be 100 years old and she said it means she could get 100 dicks??? *FAINTS*
GREAT GRAN GRAN! That reporter is like “Oh lawd, I’ma get fired.” They’re lucky this wasn’t live because the censors woulda went NUTS (no pun intended) during this interview. Cuz e’em after they told granny to be PG, she still did what she wanted. EVEN when her daughter tried to appeal to her and get her to talk about how God has blessed her, she wasn’t to be moved. SHE SHALL NOT BE MOVED.
She is on a MISSION for peen and she’ont curr who knows it. I love old people because they are TRULY fresh out of any dambs to give.
She is too wise and has seen too much to care about you, me, our feelings or couth. Like a real geriatric goon. Granny just wants her thirst for peen quenched. She wants that birthday secks. *cues Jeremih’s song* DASSALL!
So whatchu think of great grandma’s request?