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15 Questions About the Season 2 LHHATL Reunion Part 1

The ratchet folks of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta had their reunion and the woman behind the curtains and the strings, Mona Scott-Young, hosted it.

LHHATL Reunion Season 2

1. Why was there a reunion band and it wasn’t Ray Chew and the Crew??

2. Why were all the ladies on that stage SNATCHED for the GAWDS! By snatched, I mean they played in the neon eyeshadow section of their makeup palette. Everyone’s eyes looked glow-in-the-dark. And why did they all look like Disney villains with all that contouring? I saw Cruella, Maleficent and Ursula on that stage.

3. Why are BOTH Joseline and Mimi such losers? I’ll tell you why. Because they’re fighting over a dude who looks like he lives in the underbelly of New York’s subway.

Mimi Prostitute

Way harsh, Tai.

But seriously. All this over Stevie. Wonders shall never cease.

4. Who told Shay she had any rank on that show? Coming on and tryna snatch Erica’s wig when she only appeared on like 3 episodes?

5. Who invites Karlie Redd to places? Also, that raggelly ass diss record she did against K.Michelle really didn’t get her nowhere. Also, Joseline was present to lay her out with her words. And I admit to enjoying it.

Throwback Old

But her hair was LAIDDDT!

6. Why is “Hey maid. I see you got on your maid outfit like you always do.” STILL the best quote to EVER come out of LHHATL?

7. Did you see Stevie J’s taco meat arm pit hair? LAWD! I just wanted to run a relaxer under his arms. S-curl them pits or shave, Master Splinter!

8. Why is Joseline such a lost child? Talmbout she wants to change Stevie. As the King of Aint Shit men, Steebie ain’t to be changed unless he wants to be changed.

9. Is Mimi wrong for not speaking to Joseline when she drops off the baby at Stevie’s house? Methinks not! If you called me a maid and was the chick who slept w/ my man, HELL NAW I ain’t gon speak to you when I drop off my child. Shid. (-__-)

See also:

Joseline Ass Straw

10. Why does Mimi look like she’s about to pop a vein in her neck ALLATAHM when she starts yelling? Homegirl’s blood pressue must be SKY HIGH messing with JoHe and the Rat man. Poor thing should take up kickboxing or something to let all that tension go.

11. Who was surprised that Stevie still wouldn’t say the words “I’m engaged?” Not nobody. Because he is garbage. And why does Joseline put up with this man who won’t claim her? Their shenanigans are tired. But I can’t help but watch.

12. Who gave Scrappy a Bible? When Mona asked him how he’s doing, he answered “blessed and highly favored.” Ain’t that the quote of the people who go to church one day out the year (Easter)? Chile… I hope he’s staying highly sober since rehab.

Also, why was he on stage looking like Willy Wonka? I wonder where Scrappy’s chocolate factory is located.

Scrappy Willy Wonka

13. Why was Scrappy talmbout Erica wasn’t always there for him when he got arrested or when he went to court? Sir, being there for your delinquency is a fulltime job in itself and people need to do work that actually pays! Ugh. Hoodrats and this “ride or die” love mentality. I’m a ride or “bail you outta jail one time and the other times you might be on your own” type because we grown. Ride or WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH AN IDIOT?

14. Where did Momma Dee buy that chain belt she wore around her head as a tiara? She’s so thirsty to be royalty of some invisible kingdom. She must defeat Mufasa first though. That’s Mingnon.

15. Why are Traci and Drew so damb boring?!? They got on that stage and even Mona’s random editing couldn’t make them seem interesting. BJ and Baby Bop gotta go. Cuz no one curr. In the words of Momma Dee:

Away with them bitches Momma Dee

I ain’t got TAHM! But actually, I do. I’ll be watching next week’s reunion part 2. I see Kirk and his overeager Adam’s Apple are about to be under the spotlight. Good times.

And I may not be here for Joseline’s stupidity regarding Stevie but I’m still here for her foolery, one-liners and GIFs. She makes that show interesting.

Did y’all watch last night’s reunion? Whatchu think about the ladies’ alphets and makeup?

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41 Comments

  1. Luminous P. Jenkins
    August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    #7 though…

    *digs grave* Tell my mama I love her.

  2. MyTruthNotUrs
    August 6, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    *long drawn out sigh….*
    Let’s see..I’ve been over Shaye <—–all of the delusional claptrap she keeps repeating in a sorry attempt to be/remain relevant!! Be gone Chile!!!
    *Lord forgive me…* FatherDee…is so far stuck in the 70's are fairytale land..over that kingdom foolishness as well. We see Scappy's pappy ain't never in the same vicinity as she is…that coupling must've been an accident when he was drunk & before he became saved & answered his calling!!!
    KarlieRed…?????? who IS she & where did she come from?? Never heard of the chick until this show…same goes for ol girl Ariane (so?)…
    Can't wait for the rest of the world to go in on Kirk & is utter triflin azz self!!! Benzeno too..old ass kneegros who never want to grow up kick in it with baby Valentino!!! Dude is like 12 1/2 to their 40 + yr old behinds…….*smh*
    Fresh out of cans & cants w/these ratchet acting supposed adults….
    If I hear one more grownazz woman come out her face sideways to call another supposed grownazz woman BITCH…somebody is getting socked in their freaking throat!!!
    They ALL need to have a seat!!

    IJS

  3. Justlikehoney1
    August 6, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    Mona’s wig/weave situation despite all the dough she’s taking in weekly. Nope. Just no.

    Kirk looked like a damn blueberry in that suit

    Speaking of suits……Drew = Pee Wee Herman suit game proper

    All that damn foundation and eyeshadow *smh* if you slapped all of those chicks it’ll be cloudy in that studio for a week

    I’m gonna cop Mama Dee’s quinceanera head band. I’ll be wearing it whenever I have delusions of grandeur.

    • dee walk
      August 7, 2013 at 4:23 pm

      This whole comment made me WEAK! haahahahahahahaha

    • Beks
      August 7, 2013 at 7:22 pm

      YES!

    • Jerzgrlndc
      August 8, 2013 at 10:14 am

      wwweaaak at your whole comment!

    • Elle
      August 11, 2013 at 6:30 pm

      GOLDEN!

  4. Kwan
    August 6, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Kirk’s alphet took the cake looking like a highlighter from the 99 cents store.

    I live for Joseline’s quotes I’m just pissed she turned into Mimi 2.0 ugggh “I want my dgaf about nothing but the money and the beefcake” bad bxtch back.I found it hilarious that they went from cursing each other out till going in on Stevie he was sitting up looking bewildered. They had their lil sister moment but Mimi lied talm bout she never had a problem with Joseline -_- chile cheese.

    Over all part one was boring Traci is trying so hard to make pop corn hoes happen and she and Mimi go from 0 to 60…they stay yelling smdh. Calm down, I wonder is Che Mack gone make an appearance.

  5. August 6, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    I love Joseline with a passion but it’s so hard for me to get past her stupidity when it comes to Stebbie. Mimi doesn’t have to speak to JoHe when dropping Eva off because JoHe came in as the side bitch and disrespected Mimi and Stevie’s “relationship”. Scrappy is a dumbass if he expects Erica to put up with his prison stints forever. Who the f**k is Karli Red? Shay wad the side bitch and she should accept that Scrappy smashed it and was done. I have no issues with K.Michelle. Rasheeda should divorce Kirk cuz she can do a million times better. Benzino should not exist on this show and Stevie/Stebbie should drop off the face of the earth. Drew should get over himself and Traci should stop getting so upset over “popcorn ho’s”. Drew is not ur man,Traci so he can “pop” whoever he wants. NOT ONE MAN ON LHHATL IS WORTH A DAMN, so none of these “ladies?” should be betting bent out of shape for them. One more thing,Karli is a REAL prosritute cuz she sold her p***y to Benzino so he cokd buy her some titties! *drops mic*

    • Rae
      August 7, 2013 at 11:31 am

      Thanks for that comment. It’s amazing to me that Joseline speaks about Mimi not respecting her when she disrespected Mimi by cheating with Steebie in the first place…smh. I dont understand why she doesnt realize that that respect thing works both ways. Truthfully, daddy or not, I wouldn’t want my child being around either of those characters unless I was right there to supervise.

  6. August 6, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    Their outfits were bangin! And I’m so here for JoHe, as you say, & I adore Traci. Question is, what does it say about me since I like the most and least ratchet of the bunch the most?? Lol.. I’m ready for reunion pt 2! =)

  7. Eve Tey
    August 6, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    I DIED @ “It looked like somebody sucked her ass out with a straw”. Please bury me in a gold-plated coffin lined with velvet. Thanks in advance

  8. Ashley
    August 6, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Girl I lived for that makeup. It was completely on trend and fabulous. Especially Erica’s. My fav Jose line was when Karly acted like she couldn’t understand her, and she broke out la espanol. Lol. I died.

  9. Trina B
    August 6, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    ” I wonder where Scrappy’s chocolate factory is located.” Lettuce ask Shay

    • vanitaapplebum
      August 7, 2013 at 8:53 am

      *flatline*

    • Bukky
      August 7, 2013 at 11:16 am

      LOL literally! I live for the LuvvieFan comments just as much as the posts!!! Y’all slay me errytime.

    • August 7, 2013 at 3:28 pm

      i’m CRYING

    • JazzT
      August 8, 2013 at 3:16 pm

      Welp. Good night.

  10. Evie E
    August 6, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    In that first pic, why does it look like Momma Dee is about to shine Karlie up and put her on the ho stroll?

    Why is Kirk dressed like a Sprite can? And why does Rasheeda look like a pregnant Klingon?

    And when is the Steebie/Joseline spinoff happening? Yes, I’ll be watching that ratchet mess. #dontjudgeme

    • TMaryMack
      August 7, 2013 at 2:57 pm

      I am so waiting for that spinoff also!

  11. August 6, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    I die every time you say alphets!

  12. RipePeach
    August 6, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Hot mess but, I love LHHATL so I will be watching Monday!

  13. mo
    August 7, 2013 at 12:45 am

    I love the mama dee gif. Why come mama dee’s exotic headpiece (by exotic I mean asian beauty supply behind the glass counter) didn’t get an honorable mention in this post.? “Away with them b#$ches” is now my standard watercooler response to the workplace clique of ladies who irk me LOL.

    • JazzT
      August 8, 2013 at 3:18 pm

      #14

  14. TiaBia
    August 7, 2013 at 8:02 am

    Show works my LAST nerve women fighting over men who play them against each other… but Joseline and her one liners are the best.
    I have YET to see what scrappy brings to the table…

  15. Candigirlindc
    August 7, 2013 at 8:05 am

    After “Way harsh Tai”, I was done. One of my fav movies of all time!!!

  16. CandyDaggers
    August 7, 2013 at 8:46 am

    The “Reunion Band” is a band called Elevation Theory. https://www.facebook.com/ElevationTheory
    My cousin (Young Man with the Afro)and his band mates have come from playing night clubs and churches to being K.Michelle’s band pretty much. So I laughed a Little at them being called the reunion show band.

    I don’t get why Shay OR her weave was invited to the reunion show.. They are both boring and fake.

    I cannot wait until part two! Kirk should be made to sit in a corner and face the wall.

  17. Rae
    August 7, 2013 at 11:44 am

    This show is mesmerizing because of the stupidity. The entire cast is just cringeworthy. Mimi is too old and has too much going for herself to be such an idiot over Steebie. Same thing with Erica. Damn, I must be missing out, cause I ain’t never had no peen that made me act like that. K. Michelle is pulling a Nene…acting the fool to make that dollar. I went to FAMU as well, and she wasn’t like this in school. Joseline is the fakest girl on that show. She is like that friend who will curse you, her children’s teachers and complete strangers out for even looking at her the wrong way, but when it comes to the men in her life, just let them walk all over her. She talks a good game, but that’s all it is. You can tell that by how she cries at the drop of a dime. She’s forever calling somebody old, but she’s not going to age well and better hope she looks half as good as Mimi when she turns 40. Her one liners would probably be clever if she weren’t so stupid.

  18. JaLonda
    August 7, 2013 at 11:44 am

    Ok, I ’bout tipped over my WHOLE Chipotle burrito bowl @ “Disney Villains”!!!!

  19. ToneNotTony
    August 7, 2013 at 11:52 am

    So why does Benzino have on Hush Puppy shoes and Osh Kosh B’Gosh pants with that jacket Prince gave to Goodwill?

    • Jabari
      August 7, 2013 at 2:32 pm

      WHy won’t you let me be great??!?!?!?!!? #deadandburied

  20. lnedykstra
    August 7, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Luvvie … you may owe me a job! I am dying here in cube-topia reading this post! Especially the pics comparing Scrappy to Willy Wonka!

  21. August 7, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    I am disappointed in Mimi. I thought she had class. The last couple of episodes she played at the same level as Stevie and Jacklyn… I was hoping Mimi would not let Stevie play her. I do feel bad for Rasheeda but glad she is standing up for herself and not just letting Kirk get over on her so easily.

  22. August 7, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    “Kirk and his overeager Adam’s Apple”. . . I can’t deal!

  23. 3d2002
    August 7, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Where is Scrappy and Erica in the group pic?

    Joseline stay calling Mimi old, does she not know, she’s not going to be the old bitch in the club… one day?(courtesy of I Think I Love My Wife-Kerry Washington)

    Why was Mimi sitting in her seat rared all back, yes, I said rared back like a python getting ready to strike, she looked uncomfortable.

    I agree with Rae, when she said Joseline stay cussing everybody out expect the ones she really need to cuss out.. Stebbie.

    I’m over Shay, Baby Bop and her brother, BJ

    I heard in Part II, Scrappy claimed Erica went out with a married man and got pregnant but come to find out he lied, he mad a vid about it on Bossip

    I pray for Kirk and Rasheeda, time heals all wounds.

    Karlie Red…over her

    I want Joseline and Mimi to know their worth and leave Rat King alone.

  24. 47andstillrelevant
    August 8, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Luvvie baby…you dearheart and your loyal luvvites leave me in ashes each and every damn time…sprinklin’ my damn self all over the place…to hell with a urn! The Reunion Band? Mouth wide open and errthang a blur after that…

  25. Chiquita
    August 8, 2013 at 9:56 am

    Even though I’m late… LMAO at “Way harsh, Tai.” Bwahahaha

  26. Shea
    August 8, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Still cackling when JoHo was commenting on Steebie beefcake & MiMi said its not that good & JoHo told MiMi to stop lying she know its good ROLOL!

    • RavenJ
      August 8, 2013 at 1:26 pm

      Yeah that was funny. It was like Jose was like “wait…time out…we gonna stop beefing for a minute because you know good and well he got that good good”

  27. August 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Yo, you had me rollin’! lol..iCan’t

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