15 Questions About the LHHATL Reunion Part 2 (Recap)
The second season of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta wrapped up last night with the second part of the reunion. And I admit that I’ma be sad to see them go. My Mondays won’t be the same without this group of fools to roast. Let’s get into my questions though.
1. Why ain’t nobody tell Kirk he wasn’t invited to the color-blocking pordee? Dude was dresses like a crayola box spill. Or TD Jakes’ umbrella holder. Wackness. Also, dude also thinks the pullout method is a reliable form of birth control. I’m sure that many of our parents thought the same until we showed up 9 months later.
2. Why did Rasheeda’s makeup artist have her onstage looking like Ursula?? Lime green eyeshadow and magenta lipstick hawked on. CHILL on the neon makeup palettes, my peoples!
Too much. Rasheeda and her Technicolor Dream Face.
3. Did you see how hurt Rasheeda looked when watching all of Kirk’s hoshit at that cabin? She ain’t a good enough actress to fake that.
4. Does anyone believe that Mimi is a “very happy kind of bitch?” Because I surely don’t. The way she be screaming and her veins pop out refute that claim.
5. Am I the only one who thinks Stevie J is a bit of a sociopath? Because… yeah. He lies like a rug and doesn’t flinch.
6. Why did Nikko’s ol’ Waynehead ass show up rocking a quilted bubble vest? Is it 1997??? “Don’t push me, cuz I’m close to the edge” face. It’s alarming how much he looks like the sloth from “Ice Age” too.
7. Why are Stevie J and Nikko such classless hoodrats? Stevie J threw money on the stage and Nikko pulled out a stack from his pocket talmbout it’s his “Thursday stash.”
If both of y’all don’t sit your dumbasses down! Nouveau riche numbskulls. They don’t need to have nice things. Also related: Mimi knows how to pick em, doesn’t she?
8. Why do I believe Karlie Redd when she says Benzino told her he slept with Joseline? Yes, she’s messy but that neckless fool created a video called “Smashed the Homie” with a Joseline look-alike and wants folks to believe he didn’t spread rumors about them doing a joint horizontal body roll. No neck and no sense. A shame.
9. How much of a loser is Benzino if he’s tried to sleep with every woman on LHHATL?!? Dude thinks his peen is some sort of dip stick. Ew.
10. Why was Erica’s eyeshadow an exact match to her dress? Girl…
11. How do I know that Mingnon is about that life? Well because anyone with blond in the front and black in the back is used to fighting.
12. Was I the only one who learned that a “straight shooter” refers to a crack pipe? Thank you for the illicit knowledge, Momma Dee! Also, look at that chain belt she turned into a tiara.
13. Why did I howl at Erica’s snatching of Shay’s wig? She said “Fix yo face bitch! You the family pet. Don’t you ever forget?” WHOOOO!!!
14. Will anyone miss K. Michelle’s presence on LHHATL? She’s moving to New York so she won’t be on next season. Although, word is that she’ll be on LHHNY. As long as we got Joseline, I’m cool.
15. Now that LHHATL is done, will you be watching Basketball Wives?
So many questions and so few answers. Did y’all see this last night?
P.S. I’MA MISS JOSELINE!!!