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15 Questions About the LHHATL Reunion Part 2 (Recap)

The second season of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta wrapped up last night with the second part of the reunion. And I admit that I’ma be sad to see them go. My Mondays won’t be the same without this group of fools to roast. Let’s get into my questions though.

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1. Why ain’t nobody tell Kirk he wasn’t invited to the color-blocking pordee? Dude was dresses like a crayola box spill. Or TD Jakes’ umbrella holder. Wackness. Also, dude also thinks the pullout method is a reliable form of birth control. I’m sure that many of our parents thought the same until we showed up 9 months later.

2. Why did Rasheeda’s makeup artist have her onstage looking like Ursula?? Lime green eyeshadow and magenta lipstick hawked on. CHILL on the neon makeup palettes, my peoples!

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Too much. Rasheeda and her Technicolor Dream Face.

3. Did you see how hurt Rasheeda looked when watching all of Kirk’s hoshit at that cabin? She ain’t a good enough actress to fake that.

4. Does anyone believe that Mimi is a “very happy kind of bitch?” Because I surely don’t. The way she be screaming and her veins pop out refute that claim.

5. Am I the only one who thinks Stevie J is a bit of a sociopath? Because… yeah. He lies like a rug and doesn’t flinch.

6. Why did Nikko’s ol’ Waynehead ass show up rocking a quilted bubble vest? Is it 1997??? “Don’t push me, cuz I’m close to the edge” face. It’s alarming how much he looks like the sloth from “Ice Age” too.

7. Why are Stevie J and Nikko such classless hoodrats? Stevie J threw money on the stage and Nikko pulled out a stack from his pocket talmbout it’s his “Thursday stash.”

stevie j making it rain

If both of y’all don’t sit your dumbasses down! Nouveau riche numbskulls. They don’t need to have nice things. Also related: Mimi knows how to pick em, doesn’t she?

8. Why do I believe Karlie Redd when she says Benzino told her he slept with Joseline? Yes, she’s messy but that neckless fool created a video called “Smashed the Homie” with a Joseline look-alike and wants folks to believe he didn’t spread rumors about them doing a joint horizontal body roll. No neck and no sense. A shame.

9. How much of a loser is Benzino if he’s tried to sleep with every woman on LHHATL?!? Dude thinks his peen is some sort of dip stick. Ew.

10. Why was Erica’s eyeshadow an exact match to her dress? Girl…

11. How do I know that Mingnon is about that life? Well because anyone with blond in the front and black in the back is used to fighting.

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12. Was I the only one who learned that a “straight shooter” refers to a crack pipe? Thank you for the illicit knowledge, Momma Dee! Also, look at that chain belt she turned into a tiara.

13. Why did I howl at Erica’s snatching of Shay’s wig? She said “Fix yo face bitch! You the family pet. Don’t you ever forget?” WHOOOO!!!

14. Will anyone miss K. Michelle’s presence on LHHATL? She’s moving to New York so she won’t be on next season. Although, word is that she’ll be on LHHNY. As long as we got Joseline, I’m cool.

15. Now that LHHATL is done, will you be watching Basketball Wives?

So many questions and so few answers. Did y’all see this last night?

P.S. I’MA MISS JOSELINE!!!

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23 Comments

  1. Tiffany
    August 13, 2013 at 10:24 am

    I’ve never watched this show, and probably never will. Why do I love your recaps so much?! I was done at “Technicolor Dream Face” LOL

  2. August 13, 2013 at 10:36 am

    I’m like you as well. As long as Joseline is there, I’m good. I also,believe Karli abt the Benzino thing. Mimi is not the “happy kind of bitch” she claims. She’s bitter and I,will never forgive her for inviting Stevie to,Nikko’s video release party. She started that whole shit and that’s the role of,a damaged bitch. Shay…who’s that? I could see Erica &Scrappy gettin’ back together. Benzino…find ur neck you nasty ass. I,can t even get,into Stebbie right now. Joseline is a bad bitch…with her mouth,lol. Momma Dee, I am positive she was smokin’ straight shooters with Mignon,ok!

    • ToneNotTony
      August 13, 2013 at 11:15 am

      “Momma Dee, I am positive she was smokin’ straight shooters with Mignon,ok!”

      Yasss!!! My friend and I agreed… that headdress was crackhead fashion.

      • Yadi
        August 13, 2013 at 12:39 pm

        ikr, I kept thinking why didn’t Scrappy tell his momma “no ma’am” on that beauty store tiara/headress/whatchamacallit.

  3. August 13, 2013 at 11:12 am

    I believe Karlie Redd even though I don’t like her.
    Stevie J is indeed a sociopath.
    Benzio needs to leave the show to go find a neck.
    Kirk is as triflin as triflin will ever get.
    I felt SOOOO bad for Rasheeda, I wanted to hug her.
    Mimi is nutty as squirrel shit.
    K.Michelle looks like she layered booty implants over an already-exceptional booty.
    I liked all the ladies’ makeup (except Karlie cuz I don’t like her)
    Mama Dee don’t want NONE of what Mother Mingnon will serve to her.
    Whenever Erica says “Imani” it sounds like she’s saying “E-Money”.
    Scrappy is perennial dust bunny.
    Joseline is the truth, the light & the way.

    And that’s all I have to say about that.

    • Shakira
      August 13, 2013 at 12:37 pm

      Mother Mignon looks like she would wipe the ENTIRE floor with Mama Dee. She better have a seat on that invisible ass “throne” she’s always yakkin about!

    • Lexi
      August 15, 2013 at 8:23 am

      #FLATLINED @ “E-Money” lol because I heard her in my head saying it and realized you were right lol

  4. LaToya
    August 13, 2013 at 11:38 am

    I really do believe Shay will give Erica the business…Erica is all talk to me. Stebbie look like his breathe stank…its just something about him that don’t sit well..nasty a@#. That ole popcorn girl (baby bop) ain’t about that life she all talk to with her insecure ass. She so bitter!!! Do anybody want to see Erica momma and Momma Dee go at it….I know I do!! Mona is wack!! K Michelle a$$ is doing too much all by itself, surely she can’t think that is cute, her butt just look so uncomfortable….Do anybody feel that way too..her butt just keeps getting bigger and bigger every episode…girl bye…too done

    • Chiquita
      August 13, 2013 at 12:19 pm

      LOL! I knew K back at school and I swear she aint have that butt! And it does just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger. She’s super sweet though, in real life, so I assume she has a plan for dat @ss…

      • LaToya
        August 13, 2013 at 12:37 pm

        LOL I hope so, but sweet or not she is doing the most with the duke baby!!! HAHAHA!!!

        • Kwan
          August 13, 2013 at 9:47 pm

          You ain’t lying I kept wondering how is she even able to hold all that up. That’s at least 20 lbs of fat lol. It’s not all her you can tell from her earlier videos to now she has went to Dr. Curves for enhancements (same dr. Mimi went to for her boobs) but she still swearing up and down it’s all her -_-.

  5. KemaB
    August 13, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    Love your recap as always I don’t watch the show but I checked the reunion and this is what I learned from it:

    Every man on this show ain’t shit there is not one iota of goodness in Nan one of them. Kirk Frost is a douche. Mimi doesn’t know how to turn down. Karlie still messy. I said this on Twitter and I will say it again Shay Kissed Flav on the mouth so every thought view and opinion from her is officially null and void.

    Last but not least Joseline is a Shade Gawd that last clip of her reckless mouth had me on the floor. She may be a lost soul but she is funny AF and I’m here for her.

  6. Chiquita
    August 13, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    So glad I wasn’t the only person that didn’t know what a straight shooter was! I only knew that it was derogatory since it came outta Scar’s mouth! LOL.

  7. trina b
    August 13, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    erica shadow tho! why was the pink over the purple going like this / ….lol no blending what so ever was done..smh and kirk disgusted me..ugh she need to go ahead and divorce his ass. he has no chill..talmbout he thought pulling out was good enough and he wanted to be partying with Benzino.. (que the benzino face palm) lol

  8. Yadi
    August 13, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    Lawd, that .gif of Momma Mingnon…straight penitentiary. She look like she will hand you your arse on a platter. Hard on the yard game proper!

    • RavenJ
      August 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm

      “Hard on the yard game proper”

      FLATLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • WhiskeyOnTheRox
      August 14, 2013 at 6:23 pm

      There are a few felons in my family that have done time, male and female. I know that look. Trust Momma Dee wants NONE of Mignon.

      • Lexi
        August 15, 2013 at 8:25 am

        Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!! Momma Dee look slick scared though lol

  9. August 13, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    This is hilariousness!!! I liked all the makeup except Erica’s. It was too much! When she said, “you’re the family pet”, I fell out laughing. Steve J is comical – nothing more, nothing less. He said homeboy had on “longjohns”…hilariousness!!! Can’t wait to laugh more next season. I forgot all about LHHNY…not sure I want to watch K Michelle no matter what city she and those fake bun-buns are in. And what kind of whack song was she singing? She should probably find a better songwriter.

  10. Jabari
    August 13, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    Rasheeda, girl look, who did you piss off? I’m gonna need you to apologize to them right now cause girl naw…..

    Both Stebbie J and Nikko are what happen when you give a hyperactive 12 year old access to hundreds of thousands. And yes, Stebbie gives me a nervous chill everytime he breathes.

    Mimi, if you have to say that you’re happy, YOU’RE NOT HAPPY….also bish, do better with your choices of peen.

    BenziNAWL and Kirk, I’ma need both of you idiots to have really minimal interaction (with each other and everything else) next season cause both of you all are classless wonders to the nth degree.

    Mama Mingnon, I respect any woman that cut a bish soul and hurt her grandkids’ feelings with a slight look and turn of phrase #iApprove

    VH1, give Joseline her own show….it’s time……

  11. Q
    August 14, 2013 at 6:00 am

    Yes, watching LHHA is a guilty pleasure of mine. The only people who know I watch are God, my hubby, and you great folks in the Internet world. 😀

    With that said, it’s interesting how these women will give a new man the door after one mistake, but will take 59x worse from their baby daddy. That’s my pet peeve in all of this.

    I need Joseline to release a song before she because I’m sick of her throwing shade at the other women.

    K Michelle’s butt was doing its own thing….and the white was not helping at all.

    Mona Scott-Young should be ashamed. We set the bar so low (yes I said we because I watch this rachetness)

    The whole show…just ugh!!! Can’t wait for next season!

  12. cb
    August 15, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    #11 really?

  13. Sharda
    August 15, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEE Erica so even when her make-up is looking a little extra she can do no wrong in my book.

    I just wanted to point out that Mingnon said she was 11 years clean and asked Mama Dee how many she had and no body said anything….
    I liked the way Mona just greased on by that comment.

    And finally Mimi urks my soul with all that damn whispering she does (ugh)I hate when she is on the screen. She is just so lame! All them women can through FIRE at each other and she always come with some damn tap water.