Whose Creepy Hairdo is This?

Sometimes, you’re bored with having normal hair and you want something different. I get it. Wraps aren’t exciting anymore. And you want to stand out of the crowd. Well, sometimes, you need to have a seat and figure out other ways to stand out besides scaring the bejeesus outta folks with your hairdo. I’m talmbout this lady:

Eye Hair

*tumbles out of my chair*

Why would you do this to your head? More importantly, why would you do this to people?

So this woman (or her beautician) came up with the bright idea to put an eye at the back of her head. A pink eye. And the eyelashes are prominent flips. I wish she’d see (HA!) how foolish this style is. It’s pink, asymmetrical, flips, and tapered in the back. It’s at least 5 styles in one.

This hairstylist probably excelled at arts and crafts in school.

I’m hoping this is for one of those hair shows, though. In fact, I’ll go with that, because surely someone didn’t leave the house to go to WalMart rocking this do. Well, actually, based on People of WalMart, someone probably did. Lawd.

If I was walking behind her, I’d have to move to the side because this is creepy as hell. I don’t need some follicular eye watching me. Is that the eye of Horus? No ma’am.

But I must admit that the hair does have great workmanship. This took technique and skill. It’s just… creepy.

So whatcha’ll think about this seeing eye hair? You’d rock it or what?

Edit: Someone on my FB fan page said this was NOT for a hairshow and the lady is a pastor who rocks memorable hairdos like this ALLATAHM! LAWD! 

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  • kwan August 15, 2013, 10:42 pm

    You came up with the same explanation I did. I’m gonna let her cook and hope this was from a hairshow, however I know my people and they do ish like this and walk around running regular errands smdh.

  • Chee August 15, 2013, 10:54 pm

    Just wanted to comment for the first time to let you know your blog is awesome. And the best study break ever. And awesome humor at a point I thought my eyeballs were about to be drenched in sweat. #thasall

    Regarding the hairdo, I must pull a 9ja move here…*screams* “Blood of Jesus!” as I spray the back of her hair with Holy water/rub anointed olive oil on my eyes to recover from the horror *smh*

  • Marsha S. Haneiph August 15, 2013, 11:01 pm

    Being a scandalous Trinidadian, if I was in Walmart (as I am want to do) and turn the corner to see this big, friggin’ eyeball looking at me – I would bawl. Laaaawd!

  • milaxx August 15, 2013, 11:35 pm

    That is the kind of hair your rock only at a hair show or on Halloween. Otherwise, no ma’am.

  • No Comment August 16, 2013, 12:37 am

    Like everything else, I blame this on the Illuminati!

    • evelyn August 16, 2013, 10:53 am

      it IS Illuminati!!

  • Serenity August 16, 2013, 7:39 am

    I like it. And if I was 21 or under I would rock the hell out of it.

  • Nee August 16, 2013, 8:50 am

    that scared the beejeezus outta me!

  • Jennice August 16, 2013, 10:45 am

    I also am going to,go out on a limb and say it’s for a hair show. I know some people who would actually rock this and think it was cute. I am NOT one of those people and would NEVER walk in the same zip codd with those people.

  • glamazini August 16, 2013, 10:56 am

    The eye does not see itself

  • Gisele August 16, 2013, 12:12 pm

    Definitely would rock it ONLY if the eye winks flirtatiously at folks walking behind me.

    I kid.

  • Tish August 16, 2013, 12:25 pm

    People reserve the right to look a hot mess…for my entertainment.

  • WhiskeyOnTheRox August 16, 2013, 1:50 pm

    O_o No ma’am!

  • mmeetoilenoir August 16, 2013, 1:59 pm

    Like the eye of Sauron, looking for the one ring to rule them all. SMDH.

  • Londee August 16, 2013, 4:43 pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to having eyes in the back of your head! Hopefully she packs the pews at her church with curious folks wondering what crazy hairstyle Pastor will be rocking this Sunday. (.___.)

  • MimiLuvs August 16, 2013, 8:52 pm

    Can you imagine if this woman was your mom and she was going through your closet, looking for a top to wear to work on that morning?

    And you see that pink eye glaring at you?! LOL!!!

  • alex August 18, 2013, 9:20 pm

    Am I weird if I kind of love this?

  • Islandista August 19, 2013, 9:00 am

    See, from the side it doesn’t look too bad. Ghetto as anything yes but not too scary. You’d just be curious about why the back of her hair is sticking up like that, wondering “didn’t she wrap it properly?” And then you reach around to see why it’s sticking out and… “LAWDDHAVEMERCY!”

    A giant eyeball glaring at you. The woman’s hair has conjunctivitis.

    This is TERRIFYING!

  • IndigoT August 19, 2013, 8:53 pm

    Sigh…. that hairdo is a PRIME EXAMPLE of one who used their gifts for evil and not good. In other words, the stylist has talent but it has been hijacked!!!!! LOL!

    And the FB clarification makes me want to quit church. NOT The LORD, just church.

  • Renners August 21, 2013, 11:23 am

    jesus keep me near the cross! i got my eye on you.

  • Donna August 22, 2013, 2:00 pm

    After my hysterical laughter at both the article, photo and commments….I am speechless!!!!! SH…seriously shakes head…unable to comprehend…

  • Kimpossible August 24, 2013, 5:56 pm

    The only thing that might make this style remotely tolerable is if the eye was giving Mrs. Obama-esque ‘side-eye’