The mullet is the hairstyle that will never quit. No matter how much we ridicule it. It’s come in different variations over the years too. With a front that has a bob or fingerwaves or braids. THE MULLET WON’T DIE AND I WONDER WHY!
HA! That rhymed.
But getchu a piece of this fella from days past:
Please get ALLLLLLL the way into this supreme mullet that homeboy is rocking. It’s business and military in the front with Rapunzel in the back. And you will deal because you are choiceless in the matter.
Can we talk about how that hair in the back is laid like victory? What he is rocking there is someone’s ideal 18 inch weave. Some people aspire to that level of follicular greatness but don’t quite make it. Meanwhile, Johnny (he looks like that’s his name) grew that bad boy with no problems. I bet he whips it #BAGGINFOAF on the regular.
This mullet is special for its ability to truly commit to being two very distinct hairstyles. The true disconnect between the front and back is admirable.
I know this photo was probably taken around 2002 though, based on the flip phone on Johnny’s pocket. We all thought it was ok for us to carry bricks outside our pants back then. We know better now. Well, some of us. We all have those uncles who still rock phones on their belts and we accept them anyway. We just laugh at them at Christmas.
But yeah. Mullets will never die. They’re like the starfish of hairstyles. You cut one off and it grows back elsewhere.
Bless his heart. Whose brother is this rocking this mullet? Are you jealous that your hair’s tale was never this luxurious? Tell a G.
P.S. I must spotlight the fact that this dude has a great yansh. It’s SITTING in them jeans. Swerve, sir!