My Cousin AdeKerry OluWashington is Pregnant and I’m Excited!
I called it months ago. My cousin by marriage to a stranger who just happens to be Nigerian like I am, Kerry Washington, is pregnant with her first child. I am so excited and our family have so much to be thankful for this year. There will be extra jollof rice to celebrate this one. IF YOU ARE SHADING OUR BLOOD RELATION, I REBUKE YOU! Jesus had haters too. (-__-) Your hateration is not welcome in this dancerie.
Anyway, LOOK AT GAWD!
I knew it, o! It was because my fellow petitenista, AdeKerry, has been looking fuller in the face lately. Also, her BEWBS were SITTING like they were at obedience school. OWWW!!!. She was at the Emmy Awards looking all glowy, and stuff. And she’s been rocking super loose dresses or those with busy mid-sections when she was previously into structured pieces. I KNEW she got the pregnet.
So it was confirmed by US Weekly today.
Apparently, she’s 4 months pregnant. I love it because real Gs move in silence like gnome and Kerry is the REALEST OF ALL THE Gs!
This baby is going to be THE CUTEST! Can I babysit? I have extensive experience with rugrats in the form of my nieces and nephews. A mini Kerry running around these parts? I LIVE!
Somewhere, Nnamdi’s mama has sang “What shall we do today? TODAY O! I WILL LIFT UP MY VOICE IN PRAISE!” The naming ceremony will be epic. We will have palm oil, sugar and salt to bless that baby, LAWD! I wonder how many names this child is gon have. You know us Nigerians got like 20 each. We can’t stop at just first, middle, last. We all have First, Middle, What Aunty Wants to Call You, What Great-Uncle Saw in His Dream, 5 Other Names, Last Name.
How are they gonna deal with this on Scandal? They’ve shot eight episodes so far and 14 more are left in the season. Surely, Olivia can’t be hiding behind podiums for all of season 3. There’s gonna be a time they’re gonna need to address the big pink elephant in her front in the room.
I wouldn’t mind seeing Liv Pope as a mother. I think they should have her be pregnant by Jake. I DO NOT WANT THAT TO BE FITZ’S BABY!!! I’m sorry but I think Fitz is a terrible person and ultimately, isn’t good for Liv. I’m not here for a “First Side Baby.” NOPE NOPE NOPE. I need that tiny human to be Jake’s.
WHOOOO!! IT DON’T MATTER!!! MY BOO IS HAVING A BABY!!!
Are y’all judging me? If so, SHARRAP! Am I the only one excited? Also, do you think Scandal should write this into the plot?
P.S. I wasn’t planning on watching Saturday Night Live (ugh) but now I just might change the channel to NBC to see her baby bump. She’s gonna be so cute all bumpilicious!!!