Kim Kardashian’s Yansh is Out on Instagram
Last night, Kim Kardashian posted a picture on Instagram that made folks (men, women, sheep and goat) say GGGAAAHHHHTTTTDDDAAAMMMBBB!!! She’s rocking a onesie with a wedgie and giving us a backshot (HA!) in the pose we all did in 6th grade in that “BFFs FOREVER” group picture we took at Magic Photos. Just look at it:
Abeg, see the yansh on Kimberly. CHEI! My jaw dropped and I had to tell myself to close it. You can’t sit up there and say that ass ain’t SITTING like kids on a school bus as the wheels go round and round. Fake or not (*coughs* she got fat transferred there), her ass deserves its own theme song. For someone who just had a baby four months ago, she looks damb good. Maybe that’s why she posted this particular picture. Well, that and she’s a massive attention hussy.
I can’t say that I’m giving Nori’s Mama ALL the high fives for this picture. BUT I’m not saying that if my ass looked that glorious, I too wouldn’t post a picture of it for 9 million of my closest friends to admire. Well, let’s face it. If my gluteus was so maximus, I’d be rocking short shorts in all types of inappropriate situations (like church, or a TED talk or in the winter) because I don’t know how to act. God be knowing who to give what to.
Back to what I’m talmbout, Kim knows that she’s the butt (pun might be intended. I haven’t decided) of jokes based on her infamy as THE SEX TAPE CHICK. If she was smarter, she’d change the conversation to make folks focus on her excellence in other fields WHILE we admire the hell out her booty. But Kim must like the type of conversation happening around her name.
Look at Serena Williams, whose yansh is my spirit animal. Her body is amazing, her ginormous ass is real and she ain’t afraid to flaunt it. AND I’m not mad at her. TWIRL, girl TWIRL! Yet, she’s dominating the tennis world and being the ultimate champion so she carries respect where she goes. I do think women should enjoy their Brickhouse status.
However, Kim keeps using her body as her ONLY tool and that’s where I think she’s doing this wrong. We continue to be see her as a simpleton who’s dragging two watermelons behind her and echoing space between her ears.
It is Kim’s right to be looked at as PURELY a sexual object. It’s also our right to ask you why you don’t want to be anything more? She’s spent all her time being Kimmy the Body that when/if that body starts to go, what is she gon have left but the remnants of youth bygone and tits by her thighs?
But girl, I guess.
So whatcha’ll think? First of that ass. And then of what folks (and me) are saying about this picture she posted.
P.S. Seriously. Her body is sick, doe.