Jaden Smith’s Philosophical Tweets Are Socrates’ Worst Nightmare
The Smiths (Will and Jada an’ ’em) are an interesting bunch but Jaden Smith is proving to be quite the newsworthy one. He’s BFFs with Justin Bieber (who seems to be tweaking more and more every day), he might be dating Kylie Jenner and all his pants seems to be from MC Hammer’s wardrobe circa 1990.
Plus he refuses to let his forehead be great, always looking worried. It’s as if he is in charge of the entire world and the burden makes him so unable to do anything but look perplexed in pictures. Jaden is always worried for all of us collectively.
And now, we’ve been exposed to Jaden Smith philosophy through Twitter. Lawd. I wish he’d just stop. Also, I want him to stop capitalizing every word of every tweet.
Below are 7 tweets from Jaden that make me wanna dropkick him in the kneecaps. Teenagers can be so annoying.
YES BECAUSE WHO NEEDS TO KNOW HISTORY?!?! O_______________o
This dude is really outchea thinking he’s Socrates’ great grandson. Sir, bye!
Taking that “wise babies” concept thing a tad far, ain’t we?
What he is RIGHT NOW is insufferable. How does he not annoy himself?
Trees are somewhere like “YOU DON’T KNOW OUR LIVES OR OUR STRUGGLE!” (-_-)
Because what the world needs is LESS education. O____o. I get that he’s critiquing the school system but if he doesn’t go occupy EVERY SEAT in his path! LAWD. And maybe if he went to school, he’d know more about capitalizing things. (-_-)
Yes. He SHOULD just stop tweeting. His “juvenile” philosophy indeed because this is some childish stuff.
And he’s just 15. Can you imagine this dude at 25? GAH! This is what happens when privilege meets lack of real world relatability meets a know-it-all who went to one too many Scientology classes.
What do y’all think about Jaden’s tweets?