Yeah, I Watched Kanye West’s Bound 2 Video
So Kanye West and Kim Kardashian continue to make the world collectively side-eye their antics. I am impressed at their ability to do what they want with reckless (and I mean reckless) abandon. That’s ballsy. They have no fucks to give about what we think and that is commendable of them.
I was basically forced to watch Kanye’s latest video “Bound 2.” I put it off for as long as I could. In fact, the only reason I’m even posting this is to let you know I watched. And yes. It’s horrific. Watch below”
This video is so bad that the word “bad” wants to punch Kanye in the face and take his lunch money. The word “terrible” wants to break all his pencils and throw them at the back of his head during exams.
Why are the desktop wallpapers that came with Windows 95 the backdrop? You remember when you turned on your new PC for the first time and it had random landscapes on the desktop and you had the option to have them switch randomly or pick one that’s static? Yes. That’s what I thought when the video started. And the galloping horses reminded me of old Dodge Durango commercials.
And then Kanye appears suddenly with half his face in the dark. And then he’s riding a motorbike and Kim Kardashian joins him for some straddling and awkward kisses. Kim is topless and it’s such an obvious image that I’m genuinely surprised she did it and I was terribly bored. Then again, she just has her entire yansh out on Instagram.
I was just embarrassed for both of them. I lowkey want the four horsemen of the apocalypse to show up and dropkick them off the motorcycle. Or some of those horses that were running in the beginning of the video.
BLAH. MEH. WOMP. Nori’s parents… bless their hearts. Kanye is a walking parody at this point.
Did you watch the video? Any thoughts?
P.S. For those who will surely run up in my comments talmbout “then why are you blogging about it if you’re bored” save your time. It’s my job to stay on the pulse of pop culture. Sharrap, watch the video and join the snark. If I didn’t post bout it, folks will keep asking if I watched this vid.
P.P.S. Read about how Zappos Trolls Kanye After He Calls Their Product ‘Shit’. Oh Ye…
I leave you with this and I ask you “why the hell for what?”