Lady Gaga’s Latest Outfit is a Sight for Sore Eyes
Lady Gaga was honored at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards a couple of days ago. Remember when we were all fist pumping because of her make under that had her looking semi-normal and not like Halloween on speed allatahm? Well that seems done. Gaga stepped out the house looking like this:
*SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY*
Ma’am. Madame. Mademoiselle. Why are you dressed like the Ghost of Extra Present, Past and Future? Homegirl swan dove into a pool of baby powder, put on her strawest of wigs and slipped on everyone’s Grandma’s church harvest suit.
You know the suit that only comes out once a year for the fundraiser for the building fund? Yes. Even though she’s had the suit since the days when she was head Usher, it has now transitioned into this annual tradition for her. And she tells everyone how she “still got it” since she can still fit into it. She also makes sure everyone knows that those are real pearls and the fabric was handmade when she went to Fiji on that trip in 1972. Granny keeps it in a locked closet and it smells like moth balls because of it. Yes, that suit. HOW DID DID GAGA GET HER HANDS ON IT??
Chile… this lady. But seriously. Doesn’t she look like the monster that kids are afraid of in their closet? Either that or the lady who haunts your favorite historical landmark because one day she slipped and fell down the stairs and died so she is bitter and refuses to leave the premises until there’s a seance by a Buddhist Monk? Gaga outchea haunting my hopes and dreams. She is the reason for holy water. I just wanna douse my screen in it after seeing her in this ALPHET.
But I lowkey love that she will rock the most ridiculous #ALPHETS she can get her hand on and dare anyone to tell her anything. Gaga be like:
Do you then, Miss Ma’am!
Silver lining: at least this outfit doesn’t bleed or taste delicious with a nice marinade and grilling.
Whatchu think about Gaga’s ensemble?