I won’t sit up here and lie and say I didn’t miss watching the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Chile, I surely was ready for their shenanigans to be back in my TV life. Since season 5 wrapped Nene Leakes got re-married to her hubby Gregg, Phaedra Parks had a new baby, Kandi Burress is still making money hand over fist, Cynthia Bailey is still FAHN as she wants to be, Porsha
Stewart Williams is getting a divorce and Kenya Moore probably got a new wig or something. I don’t know for her life.
So let’s jump into it!
Nene’s Gift of Perspective – Mr. and Mrs. Gregg and Nene Leakes are in their living room unwrapping fancy wedding gifts like Hermes plates and crystal vases from Tiffany & Co. They discuss Porsha and Kordell’s impending divorce and Nene says he knows “how to break up with a bitch.” Yes, because nothing says WE’RE DONE like changing the locks on someone when they’re out.
Social Media Heartbreak – Porsha meets with her lawyer and says she found out that her husband filed for divorce on Twitter. Kordell Stewart ain’t the right type of bitch. What type of terrible person are you to announce your divorce on social media before you tell your spouse?? She says maybe there’s a chance for her marriage to be saved if he agrees to do certain things.
Ma’am. Your husband is a horrible person who has no tact or dambs to give.
Moving Backwards – Cynthia’s packing up shop at the Bailey Agency to move to the new building that Peter bought for his new venture Bar One. Here’s to hoping that he can keep that afloat. Randomly, Kenya Moore shows up like the Ghost of Trifling Present, dragging drama with her. Kenya tells Cynthia that she wasn’t evicted from her house and that it was a “misunderstanding.” Ok girl. Also, she’s butthurt that Nene invited her ex Walter to her wedding and that’s why she didn’t go. She gotta tuck in her salty because it’s giving me hypertension.
Phaedra’s Presidential Palace – Phaedra has a newborn and a new home that is under construction. She refers to her new son as Mr. President, because her first son is her “Prince” so why not? Y’all know Ms. Parks is extra but I ain’t mad at her for aiming high for her kids.
Anywho, Apollo is making renovations in their house and I wonder when he became a contractor. We STILL don’t know what that man does. He is still Tommy from “Martin.”
Grits and Grrrr – Kandi is making grits for her boo when he comes in and slaps her in the booty. I guess Todd has embraced his role on the show because he seemed all uncomfortable last season. The two talk about how her family is not that enthused about them getting married and I wonder what drama we missed this summer. We’ll find out. Todd gets a massive side-eye though when he tries to blame the RHOA ladies for the demise of Porsha’s marriage, as if they swayed her to get ambition. Chile… BYE!
Mentorship for Porsha – Nene meets up with Porsha, who she now regards as a little sister and someone in need of a mentor. They talk about Porsha’s impending divorce but she’s keeping hope alive for a reconciliation like Nene and Gregg’s. And she’s keeping her ring on because it symbolizes the oath she made to God. The moment you divorce me on Twitter, that oath is DONE. The Big Guy will understand because that is utterly ridiculous.
Mama Be Knowing – Porsha goes to see her mom and sister after the deposition she had to do with Kordell, and she’s heartbroken. That Aint Shit ex of hers admitted to changing the locks of the house one day because she missed some supposed curfew. And what hurts her is how he couldn’t give a reason about why or how their marriage disintegrated. Mama Williams brings up the fact that Porsha had a miscarriage and Kordell only visited her ONCE in the week she was in the hospital.
She tells her “He doesn’t want a wife. He wants the image of a wife.”
Annddd the rumors about Kordell being gay are picking up steam. Often, where there’s fuel, there’s fire. Time will tell, doe. But that dude is THE WORST!
All Wrong at All White – Cynthia has an all-white party to celebrate the new location of the Bailey Agency, and Apollo comes in a black suit. I’ont like when people can’t listen to instructions. Ennehweighs, things are cool until Kenya blows in with her bullshit that shoulda been gone with the wind. She walks in with Miss Lawrence, who continues to act like a human purse by always being on someone’s arm.
Kenya needs business so she makes it hers to bug Nene about her wedding that she didn’t show up to. Mrs. Leakes tells her that she sent her an invite but Kenya is mad that she didn’t get checked up on as she went through stress. ”Sure I didn’t believe she’s homeless. Not the person who has all these DVDs!” lolol I love Nene shade! She then questions her friendship for inviting Walter to the wedding and Nene tells her she can ask whoever she wants to be at her event.
Kenya, being the roach she is, won’t leave Nene alone. She follows her all up through the warehouse until Gregg had to serve as a human shield as Nene walks away not giving a damb. The woman is a special type of crazy. I know she wants to maintain a storyline but this is just pitiful.
It seems that this season is gonna be EXPLOSIVE, based on the previews they showed us when this episode wrapped. I’m ready! And I just wanted to leave y’all with some Phaedra shade. Because I’m petty.
Whatcha think of the premiere episode? Did you wanna mollywhop Kenya like I did? She tapdances and vacations on my very last nerves!
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