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Snitching to Bae, Phaedra’s Party, Apollo’s Snapping: RHOA Season 6 Episode 13 Recap

Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) turned real Basketball Wives this last episode but the men were the hoodrats. Chile… let’s just rush through what happened in the ep so we can get to the juicy part.

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Party Planning – Dwight and Phaedra reunite to plan another over the top extravaganza. This time, it’s for the blessing for her son Dylan aka Mr. President. As always, neither of them know what “the most” is so they do it.

Snitching to Bae – Ms. Bailey reports back to Uncle Ben about the conversation that happened at the winery, saying Kandi called his past to the carpet. She neglects to mention how she was spreading Todd’s business around like nutella on crepe. Mmhmm. And then Kandi tells Todd that Natalie called him an opportunist. Why must they relay the petty convos they have with their messy friends to the men their friends are talking shit about? I’ll never understand.

Sperm Shopping – Kenya and Miss Lawrence go to the sperm bank after her doctor tells her that she’s gonna have difficulty conceiving since she’s over 40. At the sperm store (it’s not really a store), Kenya says she wants her sperm donor to have her features, including green eyes. COLORED CONTACTS AREN’T IN YOUR DNA! Bye, girl! She also jokingly asks for Michael Jordan or Obama sperm. Ma’am, those are literally above your pay grade. No.

Phaedra Fam

Presidential Shade – At Mr. President’s Introduction/Blessing/Welcoming/Inauguration pordee, Dwight sees Kandi and goes “Is that an engagement ring?” Sir. You live in Atlanta. You know good and damb well she’s engaged so I’ma just take that as shade. Anywho, everyone is beckoned outside as a limo pulls up and some dude who wished he had James Earl Jones’ voice announces the “First Family.” Phaedra, Apollo and their two adorable sons step out, and it’s real cute. Then on the inside of the party, it’s clear that ‘Pollo ain’t too happy about any of it. He refused to do the fancy two-step with his wife, so Dwight had to do it. He also refused to give any remarks thanking their guests. Who stole his cookie? Did he have to work the job he ain’t have that day? Why was he so ornery? Ugh.

Jammy Jam – Nene organizes a pajama party with the girls and their boos (and Porsha and her sister). Christopher Williams and Natalie are invited, and so are Chuck and Mynique (the fact that it’s pronounced “Monique” will not stop grinding my gears). Folks show up in their silky gowns, robes and pajamas. Nene is in some sort of pink negligée that is… interesting and she’s clearly feeling herself.

Nene Negligee RHOA

And she hired 2 scantily-clad people to stand there and look awkward.

Everyone is on time but Kenya, who just went off on the ladies a couple of eps ago for being late. They get started on the festivities without her and the game is basically everyone pulls a question and asks the group. The one Kandi had to ask the group is “would you be comfortable being in a room with your boo someone you’ve had sex with?” The camera pans to Chuck’s face and then her face and it was sufficiently awkward.

Another question is “would you date someone you knew was bisexual?” and Porsha says “He shouldn’t be bisexual or heterosexual. You need to be all about Porsha sexual if you’re with me.” Oh Miss Stewart… deeper than a Snapple cap as always.

Finally, Kenya bounces her ass in with her bestie Brandon, who is rocking a nice red silky pajama set. Miss Moore got on some bustier, because Fredericks’ of Hollywood musta had a sale. Nene then proceeds to read her for filth for being late and I loved it.

The questions resume and Peter is the asker, and it’s about if people care about their partners going to strip clubs. Or something. I got too lazy to rewind. He says he will go to a strip club and pay for his friends to get lap dances but he won’t. Kandi speaks up about his janky memory because he musta forgotten the time she saw him at the club getting a twerk from the stripper. OOP. Nene reminds everyone that she used to be a stripper so she knows what goes down and it’s a lot of tricks (and treats). Apollo says he used to go to the strip club every night when he first got out of jail, spending $5-8,000 a night there. OF WHOSE MONEY, TOMMY (from Martin)??? I don’t have time.

Nene stands up and brings up Kenya’s allegation that Christopher Williams said him and Natalie were just common law married. MESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Lenethia was swimming in a bucket of it. Chris stands up and says “I don’t know what medication you’re on…” Messy Moore stands up, approaching Natalie, who is across the room so Chris pulls her arm and then Brandon stands up and pushes him back, telling him not to touch his bestie.

Brandon Kenya Chris RHOA

Knight in Shining PJs

And then Peter gets up and in the middle of the two men and pushes Brandon back to his corner.

OUTTA NOWHERE COMES APOLLO, who pushes Brandon down and then chokes him and starts whopping him! And all Brandon had were his legs for defense because Peter was holding him down. RHOA security broke the fourth wall, hell broke loose and Apollo was being held back by like 3 people but he still kept getting hits in. OMG THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!

“He’s beating Brandon like he’s in his jail cell fighting for his virginity.” – Kenya.

SHUT YO ASS UP, MESSY MOORE! Your bestie was getting pummeled tryna defend your janky honor. Every fight that happens has Kenya in the middle. EVERY single fight. Her aura must be the color of dirty hot dog water.

But I have SO many questions about that fight!

1. Why did Christopher Williams touch Kenya? I know he was tryna stop her from going towards Natalie but he shouldn’t have grabbed her arm like he did.

b. Why did Kenya go towards Natalie?

iii. Why did Apollo?

4a. Why was Peter holding Brandon down as he got his ass whooped?

5. Did they have to rip Brandon’s nice silky pajamas like that?

VI. Why, Apollo?

Nene RHOA

I don’t know either, Nene.

Seriously. How the hell did it go from Christopher vs. Brandon to Apollo swooping in like Hulk Hogan from nowhere? What did any of it have to do with him?? Many people think he had a prison flashback so he had to fight for his life. That dude needs anger management, therapy and a soothing blanket because he is so outta order. Phaedra married down cuz Apollo is more than rough around the edges. That is a grown child.

And now he’s been arrested again for bank fraud. Orange is indeed the new Black. I feel bad for Phaedra but her husband is a nuisance.

Ugh. I’m just mad I gotta wait two weeks to see the continuation. Kandi is gon threaten to drag someone and the editing makes it look like she’s talmbout Peter. Apparently, she’s really coming for Mal, Cynthia’s sister (I got that tea in October from someone). I’m ready. Maybe it’s because I’m still mad at Mal for showing up on someone’s doorstep unannounced talmbout she’s staying for two months. Just senseless and thoughtless.

So yeah. What did yall make of that fight? Can someone explain to me how Apollo got involved because that was super random.

P.S. The awesomest moment of the episode was Gregg’s entrance. LMAO!

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86 Comments

  1. Lydia
    January 27, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    I thought I missed something bc Apollo lost his damn mind! How come NeNe was going AWF on Kenya for getting up and going towards Natalie, but it was okay for Christopher to get up and walk towards Kenya?!? Something ain’t right, Lol. NeNe seemed high and/or drunk, smh. MESSY!

    • Lala
      January 28, 2014 at 6:25 pm

      I thought maybe she was drunk, but the general consensus is that she was high. Even Kandi insinuated it when she said she was “geeked” up.

      Kenya may start mess, but NeNe was the original shit starter from seasons past. When she got her ( temporary) hollywood checks, she tried to put all that ghetto, country-fried, trouble-making to rest. Now that she has to depend on Bravo checks again, she is back to her old ways. Notice all the questions had to do with all the OTHER woman’s dirty laundry and none of Nene’s.Funny enough, Nene said on her blog that Kenya lied on Natalie’s husband. Clearly she hasn’t seen the youtube video of him saying he WAS NOT married, just like Kenya said…

      That episode was just downright embarrassing. From the woman wearing see thru and provocative clothes around other people’s husbands, to the men fighting like animals. The only one who looked like they had any sense was Todd and Greg. Oh I guess Chuck and Mynique weren’t doing anything in particular either to embarrass themselves, unless you count shivering in the corner like two scared meerkats.

  2. Court
    January 27, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Here is what I was able to gather.

    1 – Bravo did some selective editing
    2 – I don’t know why Kenya charged Monique, but Chris was trying to keep her from touching Monique. Looks like no one else was going to stop her. Should Chris have done that? Probably not. I mean, Monique should be able to handle herself, correct?
    3 – Peter was doing a good job of keeping ripped silky in check, but ripped silky was about to make a slip, and Apollo pushed him down
    4 – Ripped silky swung at Apollo and then Apollo went for his neck.

    I think the stuff off screen will make the stuff on screen make sense. I think Apollo has been tense, and adrenaline took over. He was way out of pocket.

    • January 27, 2014 at 9:09 pm

      *spits juice* Ripped Silky!? LMAO

    • Dani
      January 27, 2014 at 9:17 pm

      lmao @ ripped silky. but I totally agree. there was some heavy editing on bravo’s part

    • AuroraStorm
      January 27, 2014 at 9:59 pm

      “ripped silky”

      LMAO!! I gotta use that one!

      You’re right – Bravo did some pretty trick editing because it happened before you knew what was going on. The way it looked at face value made absolutely no sense. I started to stay up and watch the aftershow with Andy Cohen but I knew it was gonna be Cynthia and she really don’t have much to say when she’s ON the show…I wasn’t getting pulled into that one…

      Great recap, Luvvie. It was pretty much on point…

    • January 27, 2014 at 10:03 pm

      His name is now Ripped Silky henceforth. Thank you, Court! *bangs gavel*

    • milaxx
      January 27, 2014 at 10:05 pm

      YES if you look closely the men change clothes. By the time the fight goes down Greg is wearing a dark blue robe/light blue pj & Peter is wearing a white robe /grey pj’s.

      I remember how Bravo aired the events in reverse order when that guy on Top Chef got assaulted, so I’m suspicious about a lot of what we saw.

    • The3Faces Of Fawn (@TarheelPhilly)
      January 27, 2014 at 10:21 pm

      I am crying laughing and can not even type straight at you calling Brandon, Ripped Silky.

      I forever knight Brandon, “Ripped Silky” from this day forward.

      Buahahahhahaaaa ROTFLMBO!! I am honestly laughing out loud!!

      Hard!

  3. January 27, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    I died, resurrected and died again at this recap. I missed the epi and now after your hilarious and thorough recap, I don’t even feel the need to watch it. (But I still will)

  4. January 27, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    Apollo obviously had something against Brandon’s messy booty from jump. But why was ole boy in the back corner hiding behind some random female? I don’t think Christopher grabbed her that hard- he was just trying to stop queen mess from approaching his wife/common/whatever she is. I cant believe we have to wait 2 weeks

  5. Jillian
    January 27, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Alright Luvvie lemme clear up some thangs. Chris from what I saw, was trying to stop KenYuck (my pet name for that moron)from charging up his wife. He didn’t grab her but that fool made it seem as such. NeNe’s blog backs that up. Kenya decided to fly up on Chris and wound up getting her Judy Brandon GOT. Apollo looks like he tried to stop Brandon from fighting and then that fool decided to attack like a flying roach. Peter was trying to stop them but Brandon tried to kick up like some damn gazelle.

    I know Nene was messy but, IMO she was just giving back what KenYuck delivered last week. Mz. Moore got her richly deserved payback. That heifer tried it last week and Nene denied her this week. Ya’ll notice when Nene called her out, Kenya tried to deflect right? Hmph.

    • Nicole
      January 27, 2014 at 9:43 pm

      Chris Williams is a woman beater. He grabbed the back of Kenya’s arm and squeezed. Rewind that part, his grip was forceful. Brandon probably knew Williams likes striking women and knew he would not see Kenya beaten.

      Nene should have told Christopher to sit down. I noticed that Porsha asked him to sit and Natale said he was leaving. I would not stay in a prone position as known woman beater came and stood over me. What was he doing?

    • milaxx
      January 27, 2014 at 10:07 pm

      Nen also blogged that Kenya was 3 hours late and they couldn’t finished filming until her messy behind twirling in. I suspect everybody pretty much had an attitude with her by the tie she got there.

  6. 11thJewel
    January 27, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    teehee……ripped silky….I live!

  7. JJ
    January 27, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    Apollo was looking for a fight is all. Identity theft and stealing people’s money is a stressful (non) job! Plus trying to hide that while on an invasive TV show and with 2 kids and a wife?! Nah B. Unless he’s meditating while talking to a Buddhist therapist… he was going to lose it eventually. He’s been extra passive aggressive and snappy which usually means side chick number 2 is asking to be number one, or your fraud team forgot to advance your 8k check for the strip club. Better he released his “stress” on Brandon and not Phaedra… #pentupaggressionfromexconsaintsexy

  8. JJ
    January 27, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    And Chris got up first! Playing like he was getting a drink… Porsha’s slow self actually did something smart and tried to get him to sit down… but he confused her with his mumbling… bless her heart.

    • Ms. me
      January 27, 2014 at 10:06 pm

      I thought Chris got up to read his question…he had he paper in his hand…it wasn’t like he was standing over Kenya, yelling in her face. Damn, I just want to know what he was gonna say to her about the “wife” situation.

  9. Kai
    January 27, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    I just want to know why Gregg has on a robe, on top of another robe.

    • January 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm

      LMAO!!! Good question! He got on bout 50 layers of clothing indoors. I love old people.

  10. MissSpoken
    January 27, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    Nene sure did stir the pot. Her guest list was messy. That whole event was cringe worthy! Kandi’s facial expression was my exact one! Kenya should have never got up out her seat though. Everything could have been said with everyone seated because nothing good ever comes when someone gets up and charges.

    THEN CHUCK happened! The hilarity that was Chuck Smith tucked safely at the bookcase behind Mynique!! LMAO! When I tell you I wept. I need his reaction in a gif lmao

  11. Nikita
    January 27, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    Did you all notice how Chuck was standing behind mynique while all of the fighting was going on? Also towards the end, Apollo, who was already wound up… started to charge at Chuck I suspect for what he said about Phaedra being a side chick. I cannot wait until Feb 9 to see the conclusion. On the real…Cynthia started ALL of this mess (& although I like her..I felt she was being ultra messy) with her telling them what Natalie said about Todd, which promoted Kenya to talk about Natalie and Chris and so on and so on and so on… OASN LOL at dirty hot dog water!!!! Great recap Luvvie!

    • legally_curly
      February 5, 2014 at 5:22 pm

      I have scrolled and scrolled to see if ANYBODY would address Chuck having his wife shelter him while he wet his pants in the corner!

  12. Nikita
    January 27, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    Sry…too caught up in the show.. I meant to say riled up!!! Duh :-/

  13. milaxx
    January 27, 2014 at 10:14 pm

    The rumors have been flying over this episode. There’s blind items claiming Nene was hopped up on coke. Apollo looking like he was working with those guys Leonardo Dicaprio depicted in Wolf of wall Street. Peter has been cheating on Cynthia. There’s a youtube of Christopher saying he’s not married(.35), then he says he has a “long time love” around(3.95)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9rhyrMgGU

    Just all around messy. This reunion is gonna be good!

    • Ebony
      January 27, 2014 at 11:41 pm

      This makes me feel validated because I immediately thought she was high when she came out of the room acting crazy

    • ORH
      January 28, 2014 at 8:10 am

      Nene was acting like she was high on something.

  14. Mylanta (not Mynique)
    January 27, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    C’mon. Nene is being dragged on her own blog for trying to play like Kenya is at fault. Let’s be unbiased here and talk about how Christopher got up and walked first to the middle of the room (and how Porsha tried to get him to sit back down) then started approaching Kenya. Let’s talk about how Ms. Common Law was shouting from the other side of the room that Kenya was back pedaling. Let’s talk about how Kenya said she wasn’t back pedaling and then got up and started walking in Ms. Common Law’s direction. Then we can talk about how Kenya and Brandon reacted to Mr. Common Law grabbing Kenya by the tricep. There’s a screenshot that shows the grab.

    But let’s also be unbiased and not say that Kenya is the cause for every fight because I can list the number of ways that Nene’s been in people’s faces over the past six seasons.

    • jeri
      January 27, 2014 at 11:31 pm

      Yes!

    • Georgette
      January 30, 2014 at 12:10 am

      Finally! Kenya is harmless, just a lot of mouth and editing to make you hate her. Natalie came there to make Chris vindicate her. If he was her husband then WHY did he have to get up and make a show of responding to the question? WHY couldn’t he just say we were married on XXX and have being lovingly and legally married for XX # of years? Had he come into my space like he did Kenya’s and then put his hand on me, then my African husband would have dropped that formerly-pretty-mofo on the spot! I wanted to reach thru the TV and pop Natalie in the mouf with all her yelling!

      Nene was prancing like a show pony and Apollo just wanted to hit someone. He came out of nowhere and would be hard pressed to explain why his actions were necessary.

  15. frenchie
    January 27, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    1. I didn’t see Christopher snatch Kenya’s arm like she *claims*, I saw him go to stop her from frontin’ on his wife. He wasn’t being disrespectful towards Kenya, though Kenya forever blows sh*t outta proportion.

    b. Kenya went towards Natalie because she lives for drama and attention. Same reason why she continues to talk her mess and be a hypocrite.

    iii. Probably because Apollo had some pent up frustration he wanted to unleash. lol Who knows…

    4a. Peter wasn’t holding him down – he was trying to break up the fight from the get-go. I think he thought the others were getting a handle on Apollo, so he was trying to keep Brandon back (or laid down in his spot).

    5. LOL I mean silk is very delicate anyway…

    VI. You know what, though? Apollo pushed him down, and then Brandon came for him. Apollo pushed him down again (by his upper shoulders), and then Brandon swung which led Apollo into ultimate fighter mode. It happens so fast, but Brandon legit swung at Apollo after Apollo’s second attempt to keep Brandon down. Of course, he didn’t have to be all angry and forceful about it, but Brandon did himself no favors and rightfully got his ass beat.

    Nene started it though, I will give Kenya that. But that doesn’t mean she has to take the situation to the next level – which she alllllllllllllways does. I’m looking forward to Kandi popping off next week – she’s clearly tired of everyone’s sh*t and has finally cracked. lol

  16. mistyfee
    January 27, 2014 at 10:41 pm

    I refuse to call Mynique ,Monique. Brandon looked like an extra from the TLC creep video.

    • January 27, 2014 at 10:45 pm

      NOT AN EXTRA FROM CREEP! LMAOOOOOOO!!!

    • ORH
      January 28, 2014 at 10:35 am

      lmao

  17. Lesa
    January 27, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    Everybody always blames Kenya but NeNe is the real not so discreet real culprit . Why couldn’t two women confront each other without a man getting up to approach a female?! OUT OF ORDER! No fair. I hated Nene confronting Kenya cuz if it was reversed she would have reacted the same way maybe even worse. I can not for the life of me understand why Apollo attacked that man like that!!! He should have gone after that big ex-football playin hidin in the corner punk who basically called your wife a runs girl/hoe. Sigh…Messy is as messy does. Waitin on next episode….

  18. Msoand
    January 27, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    I broke out laughing at Luvvie’s comment about Porsha being deeper than a Snapple cap…lol.
    I think a lot of Cynthia’s shadiness has to do with her keeping a spot on the show. They probably told her she was going to have to up her game to stay. I have noticed since last season how she has been pulling shade but she never know exactly when to do it, so it looks forced.
    I have noticed since this season started that Appollo has been salty with Phaedra. He must been feeling himself since he had that “fraud” money in his pocket…lol. I believe she found out but trying to hold it together while taping this season because we all know about Phaedra and her $$$….lol.
    The fight: That was NeNe fault ( most likely at the request of Bravo—have to keep ratings up for two week hiatus)
    I was certainly concerned on why Appollo was going in so hard on Brandon ( had one eyebrow raised…..made me think he might be feeling some type of way for Brandon….lol just my opinion). But to be fair, Appollo said Brandon hit him in his eye but that was still no reason to be pummeling him like a boxing bag. I don’t blame Brandon because he didn’t know who was holding him down or who was fighting him.
    Can’t wait till the 9th.

  19. iamnikkifree
    January 27, 2014 at 10:54 pm

    I was waiting for somebody to say “Sit your $5 ass down before I make change” when Christopher stood up. LOL!

    • mistyfee
      January 27, 2014 at 11:17 pm

      Hahaaaaaaa lmbo

    • Anonymouse
      January 28, 2014 at 11:24 am

      Too dang on through after reading this comment here. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • Kamantha
      January 29, 2014 at 10:59 am

      LMAO! HAHAHHA

  20. January 27, 2014 at 11:05 pm

    “RHOA security broke the fourth wall, hell broke loose and Apollo was being held back by like 3 people but he still kept getting hits in. OMG THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!”

    This is where the tears started to fall. Luvvie you is a FOOL! I do agree with the comments about the editing because that fight didn’t make any sense. I would like to see the unedited version.

  21. Real_Tak
    January 27, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    Great review!

    I want to know why no one has brought up the fact that this party was planned well in advance. Nene, Natalie, Chris, Mynique, and Chuck were all on the planning committee. They set the agenda and Greg took notes…

    Unfortunately, the meeting didn’t go as planned. Kenya was late because she forgot her meds at home and asked Brandon if they could go back to get them. He said, “No, you’ll be sleep and I’ll wake you up early so we can get you home for your next scheduled dosage, where you can double up, like the birth control pils.”

    Chris new if Kenya reached his girl-wifey-homie-lover-friend, she would not fight back, so he tried to prevent her from reaching her destination. Brandon was not having it the second he arrived, he just didn’t know who he was going to give it to. That’s when Apollo decided he better jump in the Chris/Brandon bromance before his secrets of braiding hair while he was locked up got out on national tv. Whew, that was close.

    As you can see, I have quite the imagination. Lmao. I can’t wait for the next episode. But seriously, I think Apollo has an unrelenting obsession with Kenya, and he was unsure if she was twirling for Brandon in private. Jealousy is a helluva drug.

  22. Kendra
    January 27, 2014 at 11:36 pm

    Luvvie girl,this episode was everything and messy as hell Ne-Ne ostric looking ass started this mess and Kenya wsnt innocent she was not the starter.Well first from what i read this fight was heavily edite. Kenya charged at the gift ccertificate bride and is it me or do Chris look like he aint had a check since New jack city,and Chris did not grab her forcefully Kenya ass just xtra messy.Now i dont know y Apollo was so damn angry nd Cynthia is messy as hell 2 she throw shade then try to act all innocen . And y is uncle ben coming for todd girl i cant wait to c the next episod cuz Candy looked so serious i was shaking for Mallory no God Candylooked like a demon and Chuck ol scary ass looked like he was praying for Mynique by the way her mama must not knew how to spell to well putting an y instead of an O to please save him cuz he was standing behind her like he wanted to crawl in one of them books on the shelf..Girl this episod was so messy im still wiping down my yv screen

    • milaxx
      January 28, 2014 at 4:49 am

      ostric?

      • Ericka
        January 28, 2014 at 10:46 am

        I think she means ostrich…

  23. Ebony
    January 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm

    I have two observations from this episode:

    1. The ENTIRE situation was Nene’s fault and she was being messy from jump. The guest list was messy as hell and she wanted to conflict. The questions were even messier. There was NO reason to gather all those people together knowing all the drama that had already ensued. She shouldn’t be allowed to play dumb and defer blame else where. 100% her fault.

    2. I can not possibly be the only person who watched that and immediately thought “Oh this bish is high as a kite” when Nene came out in her err um pajama’s. Her behavior and tone was sooooo suspect. I really think she did a line or two to brace herself for the drama she knew she was about to start (now I don’t think she expected a brawl, but she knew something was going down)

    • Ebony
      January 27, 2014 at 11:43 pm

      *cause

    • katrina
      January 30, 2014 at 11:42 am

      i read Nene blog and i cant believe she had the nerve to say never in the whole show history has there been a physical altercation..didnt she beat kim? lol Nene act like she soo righteous now

  24. Tara
    January 28, 2014 at 12:34 am

    I was thoroughly confused about how things escalated so quickly. Apollo should have stayed out of it. He is fed up with Phaedra wearing his balls around her neck so now he’s taking his anger out on others. That damb dog needs a Thunder Shirt.

    • Lurker
      January 29, 2014 at 2:23 pm

      Roflol @ thunder shirt!

    • Natashiadot
      January 31, 2014 at 7:32 pm

      *dead* at thunder shirt!

  25. January 28, 2014 at 1:00 am

    Folks need to stop naming their messy chirruns after my wonderful country. *votes to change Kenya to “Lupitaland”*

    • Anonymouse
      January 28, 2014 at 11:28 am

      I second this motion.

      It’s been moved and seconded, and the motion carries. /gavel

  26. JUnique42
    January 28, 2014 at 2:11 am

    Why were singles invited/encouraged at a COUPLES whatever this was?
    Messy Moore aka KenYuck aka Ugh should really stop tripping on e’erbody’s man. She tryin’ have a baby by insemination – WHERE’S YOUR AFRICAN PRINCE, LIAR?
    Apollo… nevermind. #190982908439028432, your real home is calling you #State Pen
    Is Nene missing her stripping days?
    Breaking news: RHOA is just a show, Bravo edited so much of this.

    • vanitaapplebum
      January 28, 2014 at 4:51 pm

      *Screaming Laughter* Why you call him by his jail number #doe? *lays out on the floor*

  27. January 28, 2014 at 3:44 am

    1. Nene was high as a kite! Am I the only one who heard her tell the group, “Last season Kandi rated my sex a 2, well bitch I done stepped it up a notch or two, I got them Ben balls up in me?” I’m assuming she mean Ben wa balls, which could explain the pacing and facial expressions.

    2. This whole episode seemed contrived from Kenya magically deciding on a sperm bank, to this party’s guest list.

    3. I think the fight was Nene’s fault she created that pressure cooker, she stirred the pot, that blow up was all her fault. Now Kenya deserved that melee but it wasn’t her fault exactly.

    4. My favorite part of the gif is Cynthia throwing her hands up in the background, I wonder if she was exasperated or excited…

  28. Serenity
    January 28, 2014 at 8:08 am

    If someone… anyone… a man… a woman… a baby… a cat/dog… I EXPECT my man to step in if he is present. What’s the point of having a man if he isn’t going to look out?

    • JJ
      January 29, 2014 at 6:31 am

      Honey — you’re man is ANYTHING but a man if he steps to a WOMAN (or baby/cat/dog). A possible exception is for a man defending his little girl. A woman should be able to defend herself against another woman; a little girl can not. The question is are you a woman or a little girl?

      Brandon is a real man for standing up for his (Messy) Queen. This is Reality TV, in an argument everyone stands up, talks loud, and (usually) keeps their hands to themselves.

      Nene instigated this but Christopher Williams set it off when he grabbed Kenya’s arm. Especially with his physical history.

  29. Q
    January 28, 2014 at 9:17 am

    I read the recap on the ajc.com website, and they attempted to do a timeline with Apollo.

    We all know that he was arrested last week on fraud and identity theft charges. According to the AJC, he had learned of the US Govt investigating him just before the fight…which happened in September.

    I’m guessing he was taking his frustrations out on ole boy.

  30. Anonymouse
    January 28, 2014 at 11:27 am

    All I really have to say is…didn’t Apollo look foyne-T when he had his shirt off and nostrils all flared and stuff? Like a lightskinned-ed bull. GURL, I can see why Phae tried to take him out the ‘hood and dust him off.

    • mynamehere
      January 28, 2014 at 1:26 pm

      Right?! I was thinking the same thing! Just a big, sexy pitbull. Also, did no one but me catch the way Apollo was hugged up on Kenya? The cuts were quick, but he had his arms tight around her waist for a minute. Those Bravo editors; they’re a tricksy bunch!

      • kiki11
        January 28, 2014 at 5:13 pm

        I thought that was KenYUK and Apollo all hugged up but I couldn’t rewind.

      • Carrot
        January 31, 2014 at 2:41 pm

        He looked like a sexy, red-nosed pitbull!

      • Camey
        February 16, 2014 at 10:05 pm

        THANK YOU!!! Me and my homegirl were flipping OUT trying to figure out why those two were all hugged up in the corner! What the hell?? I’m surprised Phaedra let it go down like that!

  31. Anonymouse
    January 28, 2014 at 11:30 am

    Also, why is Ripped Silky always on 35? He jumped up yelling and going on, with spittle flying. He must be mad that Apollo out lightskinned-ed him.

    • Erin
      January 28, 2014 at 8:38 pm

      THIS comment right here has me dead and gone!

  32. January 28, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    All I have to say is Apollo Nida is Light Skinned Brother. lol lol lol

    • Joe Beau
      January 31, 2014 at 1:16 pm

      I’m going to need the Sharkeisha-complected haters to stop coming for their light-skinned cousins. We’re all extended family, so mind your p’s and q’s, please. Bless.

  33. Devon
    January 28, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    Why was Nene wearing prosciutto and doilies?

  34. vanitaapplebum
    January 28, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    These comments are priceless. #thatisall

  35. Jeanne Jennings
    January 28, 2014 at 6:07 pm

    IT A SHOW THATS MAKES BLACK PPL LOOK GHETTO AS HELL FOR $$$$

  36. mary burrell
    January 28, 2014 at 6:27 pm

    Thank you for this Miss Luvvie, I was so sad today coming home from work, but this gave me the life I needed. That Gif of Gregg was awesome, That line about Apollo fighting like he was in jail fighting for his virginity, priceless. This was Amazeballs.

  37. TawannaS
    January 28, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    Luuvie, I’m confused about this tea that you got back in October…Mallory wasn’t there. If she was…where? I think Kandi was either talking to Peter or Natalie.

    • Yoaniy
      January 29, 2014 at 5:24 am

      Malloy was sitting with nenes homegirl.

      • TawannaS
        January 30, 2014 at 4:57 am

        Thanks! I totally missed her! Can’t wait til the next show airs to see exactly why Kandi was ready to drag Mal!!!

    • katrina
      January 30, 2014 at 11:39 am

      the tea is right. a few other bloggers are reporting the same tea

  38. January 28, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    LUVVIIIIIIEEE!!

    I am so glad you clarified what that event was, lol. I came in five minutes late, and caught Phae-Phae and D-Baby checking things out. A blessing? Shoot, I thought it was a high tea and finger food party. She and Dwight did indeed do the most, lol.

    Fast forward to this pajama disaster. The RHOA FB page is on fire about this, blaming NeNe and her questions. I blame her for this get together, but we all know ratings need to pop, so drama needs to pop. STILL, I feel like if Chris and Natalie were not there, maybe it wouldn’t have come up period. But you never know, these ladies “bring things up to clear the air” all the time.

    Apollo had an episode with his jailbird ass, and he’s been acting like somebody stole his cookie for a minute. He probably knew shtuff was bout to go down with these arrests. Or, maybe he was just tired of Phaedra. XD

    I love me some NeNe, but I HAAAAATED that lingerie. I tried to like it, but I was ready to rip it off her and throw on something sexier. That…red patchy part ruined it for me. O_o

    And Porsha is a fool. Lawrence and what’s his name read her real quick on the after show, and said “she want a gay man”, lol!!!

  39. TawannaS
    January 29, 2014 at 7:21 am

    Thanks @Yoaniy I totally missed her!

  40. Rachael
    January 29, 2014 at 10:42 am

    My theory on Apollo is that he beat Brandon because he couldn’t beat Kenya. Why one of the women haven’t knocked her out, is beyond me. She may not have been the immediate cause of that fight, but her hands were all over it and all the mess that has been stirred up lately. And I’m SO over Cynthia and her shady ass. I’m sure whatever Mal says that stirs up Kandi is driven by Cynthia. Chuck hiding behind Mynique was true of what kind of a man he is. He was looking at what Apollo was doing to Brandon and was like, “Damn, that’s Phaedra’s husband, OH SH**” I kinda wish it were Chuck and not Brandon.

  41. Nae Nae
    January 29, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    Brandon must have said something to Apollo that the camera didn’t catch because there is no way a dude is going to fight like that just because there is a fight… NO WAY.. plus lets not forget that Brandon had been running his mouth on the last episode of the fifth season during Kenya’s costume party… #Jussayin. Meanwhile… that drama was unhinged!

    • katrina
      January 30, 2014 at 11:39 am

      thats what im thiking. a lot had to be said that we didnt get to see. i cant see how all this hell broke loose from asking about common law statuses

  42. katrina
    January 30, 2014 at 11:38 am

    there was def some editing that makes this whole situation unclear. I think some other things were said that made Kenya rush over to that girl but it was edited out. Ripped Silky had me rolling tho cause one min he was like ” imma beat yo ass!” all deep throated and next was screaming “oh my goodness!!” like Shenaynay..lol I dont know why Apollo had to beat him like that lol..Again perhaps the editing made us miss something more. Its like Apollo was taking out his hatred for Kenya on Brandon.. ion it was all messy child. And can we address what Nene was wearing??? she looks terrible at her own event

  43. funkmysoul
    January 31, 2014 at 5:21 am

    It’s been almost a week and I am still baffled as to why Apollo lost his damn mind like that. How you from breaking up a fight to going AWF on a dude within 0.2 seconds?? I re wa tched the fighting scene more than once and I am nonplussed. I don’t understaaaaaand.

    Although Kenya is indeed partly at fault, IMO this all boils down to Nene. In fact, I think this whole pajama party was to stir up trouble. I think that’s part of the reason why Nene kept on saying “why is kenya late??” she wanted to start sum ish. Peep how Nene was the one who brought up the common law marriage in the first place? She did not have to bring that up again, but she did. Nene does that a lot. Lowkey stirs trouble then sits back while it blows up and plays dumb.

    I can’t wait to see Kandi go off. I been waiting for that moment all season lol.
    On another note, I was cackling so hard when Nene came out in those PJs. You see Greg’s face?!

  44. January 31, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    Christopher Williams looks like he ran off the set of Thriller straight to RHOA.
    Christopher Williams looks like he started hanging out with Pookie after Nino Brown hurt his feelings.
    Christopher Williams looks like he was getting thrown out of the Hardcore Pawn pawn shop, grabbing plants on the way out.

  45. RevengeOfRippedSilky
    February 5, 2014 at 6:37 pm

    I have one burning question. Can someone please explain to me WTF is a Mynique? Don’t anyone dare say “it’s pronounced Monique”. Nope Nope Nope the devil is a liar. In my 29 yrs I have never been told that in certain circumstances a “y” can have the same sound as “o”. In my grandmother voice -chile ain’t no parts of that right..