My State of the Union Tweets Weren’t About Politics
I’m basically the worst person to follow on Twitter during serious events because I’m really only there to tweet frivolously and give very little content-relevant commentary. To be fair, I warn people beforehand that I don’t be on nothing but shallowness and I direct them to better accounts to follow.
I’m that troublemaker in the back of the class distracting folks from learning because I left my notebook at home. SMDH.
Summary though, John Boehner should lay off the tan for a long while (like forever), Joe Biden is the dude I wanna go bowling with, and Michelle Obama’s hair is here for all of us and we will pay #AMISH to it.
Did you watch? Were you concerned for JohnB’s leathery skin too? Let’s talk about it.