Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?
It is that time of the year again: when people use Martin Luther King Jr.’s image inappropriately for club flyers. MLK ain’t march to be the image of “Freaky Fridays” at the local disco. STAHP IT EVERYONE! I already wrote about this last year but more flyers have emerged for this year’s foolish celebrations, so I posted one of them on the Awesomely Luvvie Facebook fan page yesterday. Here’s the post:
Notice that my caption was in no way approving it. Wells, like 5 older people or people who don’t know how to play internet hit me up to tell me I’m disrespectful for creating the picture or for posting it. One of them even said she was going to boycott my website. Chile… ok girl.
Then last night, I get a message that was the angriest of all. He’s really mad. Look:
I GUESS HE TOLD ME! If I do not remove the picture I did not create nor approve, the good reverenT is gonna curse my FB page in the name of our Lord. I REBUKE HIM AND REJECT IT.
I’m pretty sure Jesus is too busy to be sending curses to Facebook but in just in case, lemme say this prayer.
Dear father, I cover my fan page with the blood of Jesus and with sense and logic for protection against stupidity and idiocy! No illness shall befall my Facebook page in Jesus name! MAY ALL MY POSTS GET A BOOST IN NEWSFEEDS, OH LORD! May my fans be fruitful and multiply,
Father! I pray against Facebook enemies and those who don’t wish my page to prosper. Everything he wishes on my page has already been done to his page, Lord! Jesus, please grant me the serenity accept that there are foots I cannot change and to not feel the need to snatch the wigs of all those who act up on my page, the courage to let them have it when they deserve it and the wisdom to let them cook and know the difference.
Good. That’s outta the way. So if you’re gonna declare some authority, at least make me take you serious by not typing like your keyboard malfunctions. Why can’t Mr. RW find one period or high comma (apostrophe) in his sanctuary? Outchea typing one long run-on sentence of rage and bad decisions. “u probably get sued for difamation.” DIFAMATION. I’ll look out for that suit, REVERENT! Thanks for the heads up!
@Luvvie He should get sued for the defamation of proper grammar, spelling and word use.
— Tee. (@TeeAnn_) January 13, 2014
Bless his heart. I am afraid for the congregation that this man leads. Beware of pastors and reverends who try to waste the Lord’s time with frivolous curses and threats. I’m so glad salvation is not dependent on folks’ ability to spell. Jesus be some grammar lessons for us all.
COME GET YOUR PASTOR! He needs to go occupy an entire pew of seats on harvest Sunday. Whose minister is this??
P.S. I clicked through to his FB profile and he really is unable to punctuate. You’d think someone was somewhere charging him to use periods or something, so he skimps and only uses them on very special occasions. “DON’T BE OUT HERE USING ALL MY PERIODS UP! Shit! Gon have my bill SKY HIGH using all them full stops.” O________O