IceJJFish on YouTube Has the Voice for Mute
My friends are the worst, because they won’t let me live a life lacking of YouTube foolery. Every time they send me a link or drop a video in my inbox, I know what I’ma see is gonna make me facepalm. But I can’t help it. I was introduced to IceJJFish a couple of months ago and my life has been changed since. He is a passionate
singer dude who seems to think he can sing, and a living testimony of what coulda happened if Drake and 50 Tyson procreated.
I can’t e’em describe him until you watch the video below and see what I mean.
The devil is a LIAR! O_____O He has ruined Maxwell’s song for me. RUINT, I say! First of all, that intro… the part that prepares you for the song’s presentation of intense feelings. That requires you to sing in falsetto, and he tried it e’em though he can’t hold a note in a bucket. He is so unable to hold a note that he starts to itch when the right one comes near him. WHO TOLD HIM TO SING THIS SONG?!?
Outchea sounding like a crying cat begging for some chow. I’m so mad at him for doing this to one of my favorite songs. SO MAD.
HE DON’T E’EM KNOW THE WORDS!!! “Make it go away.” YES, PLEASE! Him and this singing need to go away. *throws tomatoes through his gap* I feel like we’re all being trolled. IceJJFish must be some sort of undercover agent working for the Federal Bureau of WHODUNNIT.
Naturally, since I’m a glutton for punishment and masochist, I went to his YouTube page and checked out another one of his videos. Somehow, he found a willing participant for his disservice to music (and someone to film the rubbish). Watch below.
No, LAWD NO! I rebuke every ounce of it. I’d like for him to put on a shirt. That’s what’s most important to me. He even rubbed himself down with baby oil for extra sheen to seduce the ladies he’s tryna “top.” Yet and still, we ain’t tryna go.
I don’t even wanna talk about how awful this song is. I DON’T WANNA. Yall know he spent weeks “composing” this. He was prolly walking around his house like Lauryn Hill in Sister Act 2 when she was rehearsing for the choir competition before her Mama came and slapped her face and killed her dreams. Chile, BYE!
IceJJFish has no dambs to give about any of our feelings. His mama told him he can sing and he ain’t tryna hear nothing else.
Again, I strongly feel like we’re all being trolled. But he is 86 videos deep into his “passionate” crooning. And he just released another video.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
I quit. Good day to you all.
P.S. So whatchu think bout Ice? You going or nah?