Pink and Sisqo Serving Colored Hair Realness: Throwback Thursday
Remember the days when MTV was one of like two channels we loved? And being in the audience at TRL was a goal? And we used to legit have arguments about NSYNC vs. Backstreet Boys (NSYNC always. If you disagree, you’re dead ass wrong). MMHMM. You remember.
That was also when we used to watch Sisqo’s Shakedown and the “Thong Song” had us hyped? 2000 was a good year of awesomely terrible entertainment. I miss it. Wells, I stumbled upon the pic below of Pink and Sisqo on the beach, looking like Y2K happened on their heads and I deep sighed with nostalgic warm and fuzzies.
Cuz you know when Pink came out, she wanted to make sure we never forgot her name so she looked like the bear in Breaking Bad for years. How did they get her hair to be so bright? Them follicles musta been weaker than twigs after all that bleaching. AND we never saw her roots so she was getting touched up ON the regular.
To her right is the man we somehow thought was segzy. I don’t know if good judgment went on vacation but how did we think Sisqo was a heartthrob? Homeboy was rocking silver paint on his head like it was ok and he made it his signature. We cheered him on, in spite of the fact that he looked like a character from a sci-fi flick with a budget of subway sammiches and Walgreens gift cards. We’re not e’em gonna talk about the eyebrow piercing that is almost bigger than his whole face.
And them yellow shorts. That don’t look like cotton. It seems to be table cloth fabric. The type you get at the party store. Except it’s bedazzled for extra fanciness so we can all get our lives.
Bless all our entire hearts. We ain’t know better.
We know Pink is still outchea prospering but what is Sisqo up to nowadays? Does he manage Amil at the local Wendy’s or is he doing something more? I haz questions.