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Where Is My Scandal Recap?

I dropped the ball and I didn’t know how much. I had no idea y’all would long for my missing Scandal recap so much. I’ve received many emails, tweets, comments and side-eyes from people because I have not posted my recap to the latest Scandal episode. It is clear that folks won’t let me live right until I post it.

I’ve even been threatened (by Erika Hill)!

Scandal threat

Well, DAMB! CAN I LIVE?!?

Me: Back from LA!

Everyone: Where’s your Scandal recap, doe?!?

Typically, I’m ON IT and y’all have it by the morning after. 4 days after, here I am. Recap-less. Recap-deficient. Unable to recap. Recap: the prequel. I have unquenched your recap thirst.

See what had happened was… mmhmmm.

Last week’s excitement when I was in LA made me fall asleep before Scandal even started. My soul was weary from over-stimulation and over-awesomeness. And I didn’t have three hours of writing in me after all that (yes the recaps take that long).

And then I’ve been playing life and inbox catchup ever since and falling further behind. My bad, Gladiators. Next time, you will be priority in my life.

My recap of Scandal episode 311 will come tomorrow (Wednesday, March 5, 2014). I’m typing it here so I can make it happen. I’m a woman of my word.

I didn’t mean to keep you waiting. Forgive me. I won’t be late like this again. Let us not fight.

Hug awkward gif

I’ll get started on it tonight. Pray that I stop procrastinating on everything.

IT’S FINALLY POSTED! Ride Sally Ride. Run Olivia Run: Scandal Episode 311 Recap

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28 Comments

  1. rikyrah
    March 4, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    I didn’t threaten, just been pleading, Luvvie.

  2. L
    March 4, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    I like that you know Adventure Time….just for that you are forgiven for your recap tardiness in my eyes.

    Thanks!

    • mz.niecy
      March 6, 2014 at 11:30 am

      i was thinking the same thing

  3. emti
    March 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    My bday is tomorrow Luvvie…a recap is all I want from you (my other friends better ante up the gifts doe)

  4. nichole
    March 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    I understand how you must feel after all the excitement in LA. Not to mention your visit to In-n-Out. I hope you got your burger “animal style.” But really?

    Waiting for your recap has been equivalent to waiting for Scandal to come back after 2+ months.

    We don’t want you to rush. We want you to do your best work as you always do. *tapping my foot with my arms crossed*

    • foxxxtalltrees
      March 7, 2014 at 3:10 pm

      What she said!!!

  5. pup
    March 4, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Lawd!! I’ve been stalking your blog for my recap!!! Being recapless just makes my body itch. So glad it will be here tomorrow….the witches and wizards have failed successfully!!

    • Randomly Jazzy
      March 4, 2014 at 12:59 pm

      HA! @witches and wizards

  6. Ms Nicole 2 U
    March 4, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    I’m not pressuring you, Burfday twin. But I will be waiting. Don’t make me wait too much longer. *lbvs does*

  7. Janelle
    March 4, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    Well DAMB, I thought this was the recap! Lawd, help us all! I was supa excited now I’m slain out on the floor like Sally’s husband when she killed his tail. Until tomorrow…….

  8. Randomly Jazzy
    March 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Damb you got a Huck meme telling you to hurrup! LOL

  9. Camee
    March 4, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    Ok I thought I was the only one rocking back and forth in recap withdrawal

  10. Diva
    March 4, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    I’m sorry I had to get rough with you.

  11. March 4, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    withdraws is almost ovah!!! thirst (almost) quenched!!! it was bad enough waiting until FEb27 for the return of Scandal. This was too much. But ahmo put the needle and the gun and the rope down. alms tdid myself in. #stillgottheshakes

  12. JustJozie
    March 4, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Okay,Luvvie. I was like where in the world is Luvvie’s recap. I knew you were in LA, but dang! Thursday night was full of foolishness that requires your analysis. Go’head and cook. 🙂

  13. Mercedes
    March 4, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Good Wnews luvvie,will be counting the minutes

  14. Krystal
    March 4, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    I’ve been refreshing like an addict, pheening for the recap — ESPECIALLY AFTER THE LONG SCANDAL BREAK! I made a whole Facebook post about how the best part of Friday morning is my Scandal recap and this is how you do a sistah. UGH! THIS WAS TORTURE!

    Alright, we’re kinda cool again, but don’t let an In-N-Out burger get between us again. It’s aight, but it ain’t all that!!!! LOL

    Krystal from Los Angeles 🙂

  15. Marquita
    March 4, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    Yay!! Thanks so much 🙂 Looking forward to it!

  16. WowjustWow
    March 4, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    I don’t watch Scandal-I never have- but I faithfully read your recap. I knew the LA jaunt, which featured lupita would have you exhausted. You bet have that recap up tomorrow, though, like you said.

  17. Meka
    March 4, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    A Scandal ep, without your recap?? Just not the same. So ready for tomorrow!

  18. MyTruthNotUrs
    March 4, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    I don’t watch Scandal until AFTER I read your recaps!!!!! Please hurry, hurry, hurry…..

  19. circa1908
    March 4, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    I have Al Sharpton’s perm on the phone, if we do not have a recap tomorrow we will begin with the planning of an oppression march.

    • Londa
      March 5, 2014 at 8:49 am

      LOL!!! This is, by far, the most hilarious ish I have read in a long time! LOL! Thank you for the laugh.

      (I’ll be ready to march with you if necessary.)

  20. SideEye Enthusiast Numero Dos
    March 4, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Taps feet. Waiting.

  21. March 4, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    I was wondering what happened to your recap. I love reading your thoughts and I laugh at my desk because you’re just that funny. SO, like everyone else I will be waiting for the write up. You’re going to have a lot to talk about.

  22. Kimyotta
    March 4, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    Aww, poor Luvvie… woo woo woo! You are tje victim of your own fabulousness tho. We got used to our weekly Scandal conversation promptly on Fridays. If you want a life too, that’s ok. Just you know, put us first next time. The Oscars and esp Princess Lupita also deserved attention but c’mon now you knew we was fiending and Scandal was 3 whole days before that!

  23. Lisa
    March 5, 2014 at 4:58 am

    Yes … the recap was HIGHLY MISSED! I understand all the excitement of LA, but let’s get back to it, Missy! #Can’tWait!

  24. March 5, 2014 at 5:47 am

    I’ve been checking your site all the time for this recap! Super excited to read this later! 🙂